TV Show Guide For February 14, 2013 (Thursday)

What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, February 14, 2013? Here is the list for your TV show guide. Happy viewing!

8:00 PM ET

Zero Hour (“Strike”) [SERIES PREMIERE] – After Hank Galliston’s wife, Leila, finds a special antique clock at a flea market, she is abducted by an international terrorist; as the search for Leila progresses, Hank questions everything he ever believed in. (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Tangible Affection Proof”) – The guys search for a perfect Valentine’s Day gift for their significant others; Stuart and Raj host a “lonely people” party at the comic book store. (CBS)

Community (“Paranormal Parentage”) – On Halloween, Pierce accidentally locks himself in his panic room, forcing the gang to search through his house to find the code that unlocks the door. (NBC)

American Idol (“Hollywood Week, Part 4?) – Female contestants try to make it to the semifinals; the top 40 contestants are revealed. (FOX)

The Vampire Diaries (“Down the Rabbit Hole”) – Damon runs into one of the five hunters on the island; Stefan makes a confession to Elena; the stakes change for everyone after new information about the cure is revealed. (The CW)

Guinness World Records Gone Wild (“A Big Splash”) – A watermelon slicing team wield swords; a man has a mouthful of live cockroaches; two brothers attempt to catch arrows while blindfolded; a man dives into a shallow pool. (truTV)

8:30 PM ET

Two and a Half Men (“Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby”) – Depressed on Valentine’s Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan’s holiday plans go south. (CBS)

Parks and Recreation (“Emergency Response”) – Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on “Pawnee Today.” (NBC)

9:00 PM ET

Grey’s Anatomy (“Hard Bargain”) – Owen is faced with tough decisions as Seattle Grace spirals toward financial ruin; Jo and Alex try to save an infant’s life; April turns to Jackson for dating advice. (ABC)

Person of Interest (“Booked Solid”) – As Reese and Finch try to save a hotel maid’s life, they encounter a litany of suspects; Detective Carter considers a significant offer from the FBI. (CBS)

The Office (“Moving On”) – During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. (NBC)

Glee (“I Do”) – Will and Emma’s wedding takes place on Valentine’s Day; former and current members of New Directions reunite to celebrate the occasion. (FOX)

Beauty and the Beast (“Trust No One”) – Vincent and Cat aren’t sure if they can trust Alex; Evan realizes the woman he is dating is keeping secrets; Heather falls for Joe’s younger brother. (The CW)

Comic Book Men (“The Clash at the Stash”) – The Stash sells an independent comic book so the guys can see a costumed MMA fight; Walt buys nostalgic underwear. (AMC)

Project Runway (“The Ultimate Hard and Soft”) – The designers must create a line out of hard and soft materials from the flower shop and hardware store. (Lifetime)

9:30 PM ET

Freakshow (“Two-Headed Bearded Dragon Birthday”) [SERIES PREMIERE] – Todd tries to convince a bearded lady and a living giant to join the show. (AMC)

Anger Management (“Charlie and Deception Therapy”) – Charlie tries to help his patient with a placebo pill that supposedly reduces anger. (FX)

10:00 PM ET

Scandal (“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”) – Fitz doesn’t know who he can trust; a handsome stranger (Scott Foley) sparks Olivia’s interest; the team at Pope & Associates works for David Rosen on a case. (ABC)

Elementary (“Details”) – When Detective Bell is attacked, the investigation ends up being more complicated than Sherlock initially expected; Sherlock wants Joan to take self-defense classes. (CBS)

Suits (“Normandy”) – Scottie returns and complicates Harvey and Jessica’s battle against Hardman. (USA)

Immortalized (“Size Matters”) [SERIES PREMIERE] – Beth Beverly is challenged by Kevin Clarke in “Size Matters.” (AMC)

Archer (“Viscous Coupling”) – Archer’s former fiancée wants him to save her cyborg boyfriend who is trapped in outer space. (FX)

Ridiculousness (“DJ Pauly D”) – Pauly Del Vecchio; “Jersey Shore Rejects”; “Guy Touching and Laughing.” (MTV)

King of the Nerds (“High IQ’s”) – This week’s Nerd War requires of intelligence, teamwork and athleticism. (TBS)

10:30 PM ET

Failosophy – Comics Nicole Byer, Mike Cannon and Jared Freid discuss unfortunate self-shots. (MTV)

Legit (“Justice”) – Jim, Steve and Billy appear in court to recall the night two criminals broke into their home looking for drugs. (FX)

LATE NIGHT SHOWS

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart welcomes Ambassador Susan E. Rice. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately has Julianne Hough; Jeff Wild; Heather McDonald; Nico Santos. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan features Dr. Phil; Julianne Hough. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Author Gavin Newsom. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Animal handler Jarod Miller; actor Timothy Olyphant; Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw perform. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Comic Jerry Seinfeld; musician Dave Grohl; Sound City Players perform with Stevie Nicks. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actress Rachel Weisz; Josh Groban performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features Actor Bruce Willis; actress Molly Shannon; Trinidad James performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Comic George Lopez; actress Sutton Foster. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor Anthony Anderson; author Sam Sheridan; Local Natives perform. (1:35 AM, NBC)