Punxsutawney Phil Has a Warrant of Arrest

Punxsutawney Phil

Now this news is just too funny and totally made my day. Police in Merrimack have posted a warrant for the famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, on the department’s Facebook page.

“We have received several complaints from the public that this little varmint is held up in a hole, warm and toasty,” the post reads.

“He told several people that winter would last 6 more weeks. However, he failed to disclose that it would consist of mountains of snow!”

“If you see him, do not approach him as he is armed and dangerous. Call Merrimack Police, we will certainly take him into custody!”