TV Guide listings for Wednesday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Wednesday, October 1, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are ET.
8:00 PM
Survivor: San Juan Del Sur (“Method to This Madness”) – A tribe tries to barter with Jeff; former professional baseball player John Rocker’s future in the game is threatened by his controversial past. (CBS)
The Middle (“The Loneliest Locker”) – Mike and Frankie search for second jobs in order to send Sue to a good college; without asking, Axl takes household items to furnish the home he and Hutch are renting; Brick finds noisy childhood toys Frankie had purposefully hidden. (ABC)
Hell’s Kitchen (“14 Chefs Compete”) – The teams must identify proteins and match them to their dishes, with the winners getting a day at the beach with water polo players Genai Kerr, Shea Buckner and Tumua Anae; family night dinner service. (FOX)
The Mysteries of Laura (“The Mystery of the Biker Bar”) – Jake and Laura reconnect — and return to the site of their first date — when the owner of a biker bar turns up dead; the twins are faced with a new baby sitter. (NBC)
Bring It! (“The DD4L Tour”) – Miss D and the Dancing Dolls hit the road; aspiring dancers must face Miss Dianna’s aggressive coaching style; Kayla, Camryn, Crystianna and Sunjai compete against each other for a featured role in the upcoming competition season. (Lifetime)
8:30 PM
The Goldbergs (“Mama Drama”) – Adam does not get the part he wanted in the school musical, leading Beverly to cast him in a rival show; Murray insists on leaving sporting events early to avoid traffic. (ABC)
9:00 PM
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (“American Disgrace”) – When a series of allegations are made against a superstar basketball player, Sgt. Benson and Detective Carisi (Peter Scanavino) do not agree on the authenticity of each woman’s story; the investigation takes Rollins back to her former precinct. (NBC)
Modern Family (“Do Not Push”) – Jay and Gloria can’t agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait. (ABC)
Criminal Minds [SEASON PREMIERE] (“X”) – The team investigates a series of murders with unidentifiable victims in Bakersfield, Calif.; agent Kate Callahan joins the team. (CBS)
Red Band Society (“Liar, Liar Pants on Fire”) – A visitor from Jordi’s past throws the hospital into chaos; Dr. McAndrews unintentionally betrays a patient; Kara tests Nurse Jackson. (FOX)
Legends (“Iconoclast”) – Martin stays in legend as a journalist to exonerate Hani Jabril and find the real assassins of Prince Abdullah; Martin ends up in a dangerous stand off. (TNT)
Couples Therapy (“Called Out”) – Dr. Jenn is upset that Nikki and Jenna are not fully committed to the process; Evel and Stephanie disagree about sharing a life-altering secret with the group. (VH1)
Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles (“There Goes the Neighborhood”) – David makes a promise to a client without consulting James; the competition between Josh Altman and the Brits takes a disagreeable turn; Josh Flagg is surprised and saddened when Colton shows him the progress he’s made remodeling his childhood home. (Bravo)
Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (“Shawn”) – Though Shawn thought she was looking for a man named Marcus, Todd discovers that Shawn is actually carrying his child. (OWN)
Extreme Cheapskates (“In Sickness and in Wealth”) – Karen and Barry fry breakfast on the car engine and pull their own teeth at home to avoid spending money. (TLC)
9:30 PM
Duck Commander: Before the Dynasty (“A Little Bit of This, a Little Bit of That”) – Highlights from the “Duck Commander” series feature a profile of the Robertson family’s trusty hunting dogs. (A&E)
Blackish (“The Talk”) – When Dre decides to give Andre Jr. the sex talk, he instantly regrets it when his son won’t stop asking questions. (ABC)
Mystery Diners (“Vintage Scams”) – The owner of Rockabillies in Arvada, Colo., becomes concerned about a dip in sales, especially during his restaurant’s summer vintage car show. (Food Network)
Extreme Cheapskates (“All Wrapped Up”) – Todd wraps everything he owns in plastic to preserve the value, from his car to his bathroom. (TLC)
10:00 PM
Nashville (“How Far Down Can I Go”) – Rayna pursues new publicity opportunities to promote her album and record label; Layla pressures Will to help her rebuild her fleeting career; Juliette gets ready for a big audition while dealing with life-changing news. (ABC)
Stalker [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Lt. Beth Davis and Detective Jack Larsen seek out a stalker with an affinity for fire; Beth meets a student who says his former roommate is harassing him. (CBS)
Top Chef Duels (“Art Smith vs. Kevin Gillespie”) – Kevin Gillespie challenges Art Smith to butcher a pig and prepare a pork dish, while Art throws down the gauntlet with a critter fry; the cast of “Grey’s Anatomy” sits down for dinner. (Bravo)
South Park (“Gluten Free Ebola”) – South Park goes gluten free. (Comedy Central)
The Bridge [SEASON FINALE] (“Jubilex”) – Marco’s loyalty is put to the ultimate test; Sonya attempts to tie up loose ends; Eleanor yearns for closure. (FX)
Teen Mom 2 (“All Grown Up”) – Jenelle approaches Barbara about gaining custody; Kailyn reunites with Isaac; Chelsea tries to move on romantically. (MTV)
I Heart Nick Carter (“You’re Marrying a Fat and Stupid Man”) – Lauren takes Nick to the gym and later to a dermatologist who suggests an interesting treatment; Nick takes classes to get his GED. (VH1)
Chicago PD (“Get My Cigarettes”) – Several murder victims are found with a dollar bill pinned to their chests; Voight makes a discovery about a friend; a series of home invasions. (NBC)
Wahlburgers (“Something’s Fishy”) – Paul and Bob take their sons on a fishing trip that soon evolves into a paintball battle; Alma intervenes when she learns her grandson Brandon is dating two girls at once. (A&E)
The Soup – With Actor Wendi McLendon-Covey. (E!)
The League (“The Hot Tub”) – Pete wants the hand holding to stop; Taco looks for a new house; Jenny and Kevin buy a hot tub and shenanigans are sure to ensue. (FXX)
Girlfriend Intervention (“Ramela, Just Surviving, Not Thriving”) – A college professor stops taking care of her emotional needs after surviving a major health issue; Tanisha, Tracy, Tiffiny and Nikki try to help a woman bring power and passion to her second chance at life. (Lifetime)
Preachers of L.A. (“Restoration”) – After being dramatically restored by his old congregation in Detroit, Dietrick decides to reconcile with Jay; Bishop Gibson attempts to reunite his family; Pastor Wayne struggles with a very personal decision. (Oxygen)
Dream School [SEASON PREMIERE] – 15 high school dropouts arrive at Dream School for their last chance to get back into the education system and finally graduate. (Sundance)
Outrageous 911 (“Big Flies and Missing Chickens”) – A woman calls to report an officer pulling her over; calling the police to handle flies in the kitchen; a husband calls 911 when his wife’s zipper gets stuck. (TLC)
Franklin & Bash (“Falcon’s Nest”) – Franklin and Bash try to help their friend with an adult adoption; Karp and Anita join forces to prevent a scientist from losing an important grant. (TNT)
10:30 PM
Key & Peele – A parole officer uses a puppet to bond with a parolee; a man in a neck brace attempts to party; a soldier has an emotional reunion with his family. (Comedy Central)
Ali G: Rezurection (“Health”) – While Bruno strolls down Melrose Ave, Ali G learns about health and the human body with C. Everett Koop. (FXX)
Outrageous 911 (“The Mailman is Drunk”) – A hunter reports a naked man attacking him; a woman is trapped by a pet turkey; multiple callers report a man driving his electric wheelchair on the highway. (TLC)
Epic Ink (“Got My Eye on You”) – Heather gives a client a third eyeball on the back of his head; Jeff creates a “Pulp Fiction” piece on the body of one of his first customers; Chris Jones turns President John F. Kennedy into a cyborg. (A&E)
11:00 PM
Watch What Happens: Live – Singer Melissa Etheridge; actress Nasim Pedrad. (Bravo)
Death Valley [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Nailinator”) – Five Death Valley residents are cut off from society and its comforts to live life on their terms. (CMT)
E! News (“In Studio: Big & Rich”) – Studio segment with Big & Rich, actress Jennifer Lopez interview and Breast Cancer Awareness Month begins. (E!)
Girl Code (“Your Sexuality”) – Sexuality; “the talk”; sexual discovery; sex appeal; libido; orgasms; fan questions about protection. (MTV)
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Actress and singer Jordin Sparks discusses the film “Left Behind” and her relationship with Jason Derulo; a makeover for a breast cancer suvivor; hot topics with Jordi Lippe. (BET)
Death Valley (“The Gateway to Hell”) – Jack starts the process of re-opening one of the largest money making mines in the area of Darwin which puts the lawless town on high alert; Don must stand vigilant as looming strangers threaten the safety of his loving wife. (CMT)
At Midnight – Tom Lennon; Cameron Esposito; Daniel Sloss. (Comedy Central)
Late Night TV Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actress and author Lena Dunham. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Conan welcomes Actor Nick Offerman; comic Jerrod Carmichael; comic Pete Correale. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report features Admiral Mike Mullen. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actress Jennifer Garner; actor John Mulaney; Lady Antebellum performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman is joined by Talk show host Bill O’Reilly; actress Cristin Milioti. (11:50 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Actor Tim Allen; actress Anna Gunn; The Madden Brothers perform. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers features Actor Neil Patrick Harris; actress Rita Wilson; The Both performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Actor Patton Oswalt; actress Chandra Wilson. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly is joined by Author Dennis Lehane; Cerebral Ballzy performs; comic Annie Lederman. (1:35 AM, NBC)