TV Show Guide For Wednesday, September 24, 2014
TV Guide listings for Wednesday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Wednesday, September 24, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are ET.
8:00 PM
Survivor: San Juan del Sur [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Suck It Up and Survive”) – The Blood vs. Water twist returns as 18 new castaways arrive on the island. (CBS)
The Middle [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Unbraceable You”) – Frankie discovers school started a week earlier than she thought, forcing Sue and Brick to scramble to make up missed time; Sue gets her braces removed; Mike loses to Axl at basketball for the first time; Brick looks for the perfect book bag. (ABC)
Hell’s Kitchen (“15 Chefs Compete”) – The teams have just 20 minutes to prepare breakfast for culinary school graduates and their guests; while the winning team goes to San Francisco to meet chef Dominique Chen, the losers grind meat by hand for dinner service. (FOX)
The Mysteries of Laura (“The Mystery of the Dead Date”) – After an online hookup ends in murder, Laura creates a profile on a dating website to lure the killer; Jake finally signs the divorce papers. (NBC)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us [SEASON FINALE] (“Teller Sucks … Helium”) – Magicians, including Shawn Farquhar, Manuel Martinez, Martin Daniels and Chris Dugdale, performs their best tricks. (The CW)
8:30 PM
The Goldbergs [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Love Is a Mix Tape”) – Beverly intercepts the mix tape Adam made for Dana, thinking he made it for her; Barry shows off his new fake I.D., which is quickly confiscated. (ABC)
9:00 PM
Modern Family [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Long Honeymoon”) – When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance. (ABC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Girls Disappeared”) – Benson struggles to balance work and her new role of foster mother; when Amaro arrests a young prostitute with connections to Noah’s mother, his undercover work sets off a dangerous chain of events. (NBC)
Red Band Society (“Sole Searching”) – Leo goes into a tailspin when Jordi’s surgery doesn’t proceed as expected; family members turn to their connections in hope of procuring a donor heart for Kara. (FOX)
Legends (“Quicksand”) – Martin returns to DCO and is presented with a new case; Martin investigates when someone threatens to assassinate a Saudi prince during a visit to Los Angeles. (TNT)
Couples Therapy (“Under the Microscope”) – Trust in the age of social media; Nikki and Dr. Jenn have an altercation. (VH1)
Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles (“Hard Cold Cash”) – Josh Altman’s client goes ballistic during a negotiation; rapper Tyga checks out David and James’ bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills; Josh Flagg goes back in time to sell a 1919 Beverly Hills tear-down that cannot be torn down. (Bravo)
Bring It! (“Chumps or Champions?”) – The Dancing Dolls must face off against their two biggest rivals, the Prancing Tigerettes and the Divas of Olive Branch; a talented new squad emerges; Miss D takes the dance floor to help secure the championship for her team. (Lifetime)
Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (“Shawn”) – A pregnant woman named Shawn shows up at Lady Angie’s; she claims that a man name Marcus is the father of her unborn child. (OWN)
Extreme Cheapskates [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Guide to Love”) – Learning how love does not cost a thing, from reusing funeral flowers to used hotel sheets and thrift store lingerie. (TLC)
9:30 PM
Big Brother [LIVE SEASON FINALE] – The final head of household competition of the season; the winner is revealed after the jury returns for a vote. (CBS)
Duck Commander: Before the Dynasty (“There’s No Duck Hunting in Vegas!”) – The Robertsons attend a trade show in Las Vegas in this collection of highlights from “Duck Commander.” (A&E)
Black-ish [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion; Andre Jr. wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends. (ABC)
Mystery Diners (“Secret Pairings”) – The owners of Indulge Bistro and Wine Bar in Colorado, notice discrepancies in their wine and cheese costs. (Food Network)
10:00 PM
Nashville [SEASON PREMIERE] (“That’s Me Without You”) – Rayna must choose between two men and two directions her life could take; Juliette auditions for a film role; Scarlett takes a trip home; Will and Layla deal with the fallout from his confession. (ABC)
Top Chef Duels (“Stephanie Izard vs. Kristen Kish”) – Stephanie challenges Kristen to prepare a Thai dish, while Kristen pushes Stephanie to make an upscale pasta dish; the chefs lock horns in a showdown with a Garden-of-Eden theme. (Bravo)
South Park [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Go Fund Yourself”) – The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. (Comedy Central)
The Bridge (“Quetzalcoatl”) – Marco becomes Fausto’s ticket to freedom; Sonya attempts to interpret Eleanor’s ledger; Frye and Adriana aid the EPPD investigation. (FX)
Teen Mom 2 (“Wish You Were Here”) – Leah and Corey face each other in court; Kailyn and Javi adjust to their new life; Chelsea deals with another of Adam’s arrests; Jenelle tries to build a family for Jace and Kaiser. (MTV)
I Heart Nick Carter (“Wanna Talk About the Guest List?”) – Nick and Lauren try to reconnect with family members prior to the wedding. (VH1)
Chicago PD [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Call It Macaroni”) – As the Sheldon Jin investigation moves forward, Internal Affairs keeps a close eye on Voight; Voight’s vehicle is T-boned while following an armored car carrying Ruzek; Burgess meets her new partner; Lindsay visits her mom. (NBC)
Wahlburgers (“Guarding Alma”) – Mark assigns his bodyguard to watch over his mother; Paul hopes to give his daughter a thrill when pop duo MKTO visits the restaurant, while Johnny “Drama” schemes to perform with the group. (A&E)
Restaurant: Impossible (“Drama at Mamma’s”) – Mamma Lucrezia’s restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa., is losing thousands of dollars a month which is causing multiple family rifts. (Food Network)
The League (“When Rafi Met Randy”) – The beautiful story of Randall and Rafael’s meeting in a mental institution and how it changed their lives forever. (FXX)
Girlfriend Intervention (“Danelle, Wrong Kind of Role Model”) – The Sisterhood helps a woman who lost her eyesight; Tanisha, Tracy, Tiffiny and Nikki encourage a mother to stop constantly pleasing others at the expense of her own happiness and to go after her dreams. (Lifetime)
Preachers of L.A. (“Sins of the Father”) – Deitrick journeys to Detroit to uncover the hard truth about his biological father; Bishop McClendon’s son prompts him to reflect on his own messy childhood; Lady LaVette faces a daunting task that tests her skills, faith, and patience. (Oxygen)
Outrageous 911 (“CPR on a Bear”) – A woman performs mouth-to-mouth on a bear; a man’s blow-up doll is stolen. (TLC)
Franklin & Bash (“Honor Thy Mother”) – Jared wakes up in bed next to Peter’s mother; Peter and Jared must work together to save their beloved diner; Pindar returns with news of his engagement. (TNT)
10:30 PM
Key & Peele [SEASON PREMIERE] – Aliens invade planet Earth; a family comes to terms with a relative’s gay wedding; a couple of racists express some surprising views. (Comedy Central)
Outrageous 911 (“TP-Emergency”) – A man watches an intruder skinny-dip in his pool and another man thinks an empty toilet paper roll is an emergency. (TLC)
Ali G: Rezurection (“Class”) – While Borat is visiting a British bowling club, Ali G sits down with Professor Sue Lees and discusses feminism. (FXX) [Special start time: 10:40 PM ET]
Epic Ink (“The Girl With the Monster Tattoo”) – Chris Jones’ hyperrealistic “bloody mouth” earns raves; Heather’s creation blends a classic children’s doll with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse; Jeff transforms the hand of a fellow tattoo artist. (A&E)
11:00 PM
Watch What Happens: Live – Actress/designer Jennifer Hudson and fashion editor Andre Leon Talley. (Bravo)
Virgin Territory – Emily hopes therapy will help her overcome her fear of sex; Alec wants to define his relationship; Abby and her boyfriend reschedule; John asks Justine out again. (MTV)
E! News (“In studio: Richkids of Beverly Hills”) – Studio segment with Morgan Stewart and Brendan Fitzpatrick from RichKids of Beverly Hills. (E!)
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“The Mysteries of Laura”) – Laz Alonso (“The Mysteries of Laura”); fall’s must-have products; hot topics. (BET)
At Midnight – Steve Rannazzisi; Jessimae Peluso; Brent Morin. (Comedy Central)
Late Night TV Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Pit Bull advocate Tia Torres. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Conan features Actor Luke Wilson; musician Dhani Harrison and friends. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report welcomes Comic Bill Cosby. (11L30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actor Andy Samberg; professional basketball player Kevin Durant; Kenny Chesney performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman is joined by TV host Kelly Ripa; comic Jim Gaffigan; Paloma Faith performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Patrick Dempsey; author Lara Spencer; Young Jeezy performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers welcomes Author Stephen King; professional basketball player James Harden; Sam Hunt performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Filmmaker Judd Apatow; journalist Jackie Guerrido. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly is joined by Actress Megan Boone; alternative band Self; podcast Who Charted.
(1:35 AM, NBC)