TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, August 28, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are ET.
8:00 PM
The Quest (“Under Siege”; “A Traitor in Saenctum”) – An enemy attack on the outer walls puts Castle Saenctum in jeopardy; one team must face a grueling Fates challenge; a dark army spy infiltrates the castle; a demanding challenge tests the focus and diligence of the Paladins; six are left to continue. (ABC)
Project Runway (“The Klum of Doom (Enhanced Version)”) – The designers must create looks for Heidi Klum to wear at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (Lifetime)
Defiance (“All Things Must Pass”) – Nolan tries to save Tommy and stop Irisa before the plan is activated; tensions rise between Amanda and Stahma. (Syfy)
Gypsy Sisters (“Off to the Races… Again!”) – The morning after their fight, Nettie shares her feelings with Joann, while Mellie tells her side to Kayla; baby Richard visits his dad; Kayla reveals a secret on the way to the horse races. (TLC)
9:00 PM
Big Brother [LIVE] – A house guest is evicted; the head of household competition. (CBS)
Project Runway (“Rock the Wedding”) – The designers must impress the judges by creating unconventional wedding dresses. (Lifetime)
Defiance (“I Almost Prayed”) – The fate of Defiance hangs in the balance; Nolan must fight against the republic and old friends to stop Irisa. (Syfy)
Dating Naked (“AJ and Liddy”) – After having no luck on the dating scene at home, a couple arrive in paradise eager to find true love. (VH1)
Braxton Family Values (“Jamaican Me Crazy”) – The Braxton sisters head to Jamaica for some fun; Toni performs; the girls parasail and party. (WE TV)
Welcome to Sweden (“Separate Lives/Saknad”) – Bruce returns to New York to help Amy Poehler solve her financial problems; Emma has trouble dealing with an ex-boyfriend; Viveka and Emma have a girls’ night out. (NBC)
Gypsy Sisters (“Bottoms Up in the Big Easy”) – The women head to New Orleans for Mellie and Kayla’s birthdays; exploring Southern culture; shopping and partying the night away. (TLC)
Rush (“Because I Got High”) – While treating a musician, Rush is introduced to a hallucinogenic drug; Alex takes a call on Rush’s behalf. (USA Network)
9:30 PM
Welcome to Sweden [SEASON FINALE] (“Home/Återförening”) – Bruce finds himself in a compromising position after a night out with Aubrey Plaza; Emma and Gustav try to reunite their parents; Bruce’s return to Sweden is blocked. (NBC)
Extreme Guide to Parenting (“The Highly Disciplined Warriors & the Total Package”) – Jen and Troi train their four kids to be warriors; Darlene doesn’t believe in second chances for first impressions. (Bravo)
10:00 PM
Party Down South (“Out With a Bang”) – The housemates’ stay in Athens, Ga. is coming to a close but things are crazy as ever; Martha disrupts Mattie’s birthday; Lyle gets bruised; Daddy has company in his bed. (CMT)
The World’s Wildest Commercials – Chris Parnell counts down the top 20 funniest commercials on the planet, plus additional commercials in a variety of entertaining categories. (ABC)
Married (“Waffles and Pizza”) – AJ and Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal; Jess’ boss puts her in an uncompromising position. (FX)
Beat Bobby Flay (“Out of the Pan and Into the Fire”) – Jersey’s Carlos Serrano and L.A.’s Nina Younan battle for a chance to beat Bobby Flay. (Food Network)
Garfunkel and Oates (“Road Warriors”) – Riki and Kate have to deal with a heckler and a calculator magician at their 1000th show. (IFC)
Ridiculousness (“Chanel and Sterling XII”) – Sterling and Chanel; “CrashFit”; “Mom Damage”; “Baby Bosses.” (MTV)
The Honorable Woman (“Two Hearts”) – As their captivity continues, a secret is revealed that will bond Atika and Nessa forever; an academic uncovers corruption that could have far reaching consequences. (Sundance)
Satisfaction (“…Through Terms and Conditions”) – Neil has a difficult time with a deadline at work; Grace and Anika visit a college. (USA Network)
Candidly Nicole (“How to Say Yes”) – A psychic tells Nicole that she comes from a place of fear and negativity; Nicole faces her fear of public speaking. (VH1)
SWV Reunited (“Lelee’s Blues”) – Devastating news about LeLee’s daughter; Coko feels betrayed by the group; Taj has an emergency. (WE TV)
10:30 PM
LeAnn & Eddie (“Elephant in the Room”) – When Eddie convinces LeAnn to let him redecorate a room, he uses it as a lesson to teach her to value the opinions of others. (VH1)
Snack-Off (“Hangover Helper & Toaster Pastries”) – Amateur cooks try to create the ultimate hangover cure using items leftover from a party. (MTV)
You’re the Worst (“Equally Dead Inside”) – Jimmy opens up emotionally which freaks Gretchen out. (FX)
11:00 PM
Party Down South (“Season 2: The After Party”) – The Southerners reunite on stage and discuss their latest vacation including all the drama, comedy, sex and lies. (CMT)
Black Jesus (“I Gave at the Playground”) – The gang agrees to help Boonie with a yard sale, but his ex shows up to wreak havoc. (Cartoon Network)
12:00 AM
At Midnight – Drew Carey; Brendon Walsh; Blaine Capatch. (Comedy Central)
Late Night TV Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Comic and author Todd Glass. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report features Photographer and street artist, JR. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actor Mike Myers; comic Bonnie McFarlane; John Fullbright performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)