TV Show Guide For May 8, 2014 (Thursday)

TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, May 8, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

The Big Bang Theory (“The Gorilla Dissolution”) – A bad day compels Penny to re-evaluate her choices — including Leonard; Bernadette and Howard must care for Mrs. Wolowitz; Sheldon gives Raj advice on relationships. (CBS)

Hell’s Kitchen (“12 Chefs Compete”) – The contestants are given 30 minutes to create an entree from surprise ingredients; Ramsay conducts one-on-one evaluations. (FOX)

The Vampire Diaries (“Promised Land”) – Stefan and Elena are stranded in a remote location, where Stefan gets philosophical about Damon and Elena’s relationship; Luke and Liv form a dangerous new strategy; Bonnie finally admits the truth. (The CW)

Hollywood Game Night (“He Said, She Said”) – Celebrities John Legend, Andy Roddick, Donald Faison, Chrissy Teigen, Brooklyn Decker and Sarah Chalke participate in party games. (NBC)

8:30 PM

The Millers (“Sex Ed Dolan”) – Nathan introduces his boss Ed to Tom, hoping they will hit it off and hang out together, but Ed turns his attentions to Carol. (CBS)

9:00 PM

American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“1 of 4 Voted Off”) – A contestant is sent home. (FOX)

Grey’s Anatomy (“Everything I Do, Nothing Seems to Turn Out Right”) – Meredith learns Amelia’s true feelings about Seattle; Bailey deals with the consequences of her actions; Callie receives terrible news; news of a firing causes panic among the residents. (ABC)

Two and a Half Men [SEASON FINALE] (“Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead”) – Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry. (CBS)

Reign (“Long Live the King”) – Catherine and Mary form an uneasy alliance as they decide how to deal with King Henry, who is becoming increasingly manic; a boy tells Bash about his encounter with the darkness. (The CW)

Mary Mary (“Australian Tour”) – Mary Mary’s Australian tour threatens to interfere with Tina and Teddy’s reconciliation; Tina and Erica’s father, Eddie Atkins, Jr., passes away; Erica’s vocal injury threatens her performance at Essence. (WE TV)

American Comedy Awards – Honoring achievements in film and television; paying tribute to enduring personalities in comedy; Bill Cosby receives the Johnny Carson Award for Comedic Excellence. (NBC)

Chopped Canada (“When Life Hands You Lemonade”) – A sickeningly sweet canned good in the appetizer round; colorful candies and burdock root complicate the entree basket. (Food Network)

Saint George (“Rich Girl”) – George is thrilled to be dating a wealthy woman, but realizes he doesn’t enjoy being her boy-toy. (FX)

My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (“Nukkie and Pookie (Finally) Say I Do”) – Two gypsy sweethearts’ long awaited wedding, despite their mother’s disapproval; an ex-con gypsy mom tries to put her past behind her. (TLC)

9:30 PM

Bad Teacher (“Evaluation Day”) – With evaluations pending, Principal Carl asks Meredith to help Ginny with student engagement; Lily thinks Meredith is taking advantage of her friendship with Irene. (CBS)

Anger Management (“Charlie Cops a Feel”) – A female cop makes Charlie’s life a living hell after he breaks up with her. (FX)

Surviving Jack [SERIES FINALE] (“Parents Just Don’t Understand”) – When Frankie has his first taste of alcohol and Rachel wants to go on birth control, Joanne and Jack are left at odds. (FOX)

10:00 PM

Black Box (“Who Are You?”) – Will tells Catherine that he slept with the hostess at his restaurant; Bickman performs emergency surgery on a celebrity; Regan allows Esme to work with Catherine on a student film; a patient shows signs of being unbalanced. (ABC)

Elementary (“Art in the Blood”) – When a seemingly routine murder investigation ends up having political and international implications, Holmes and Watson come in contact with MI-6; Watson reevaluates her relationship with Mycroft and and Holmes. (CBS)

Maron [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Talking Dead”) – Marc is happy things are going well in his professional and personal life but becomes his own worst enemy as he sabotages a guest spot on “Talking Dead” and ruins a relationship. (IFC)

The Challenge: Free Agents (“Stripes”) – A rope swinging challenge is difficult for competitors; veterans are sent into eliminations. (MTV)

10:30 PM

Comedy Bang! Bang! [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Patton Oswalt Wears a Black Blazer and Dress Shoes”) – Patton Oswalt and Scott compete for the same acting role; a turtle expert is goes through an emotional breakdown; Reggie’s real name is revealed; what unsuspecting bystanders do with an unprotected laptop. (IFC)

11:00 PM

The Challenge: Free Agents (“The Best of the Worst”) – Fan favorites return to battle for a new title. (MTV)

Fixer Upper – A woman wants to rebuild her life in a tight-knit community. (HGTV)

12:00 AM

The Wendy Williams Show (“Moms’ Night Out”) – Patricia Heaton (“Moms’ Night Out”); Jerry Springer (“Tabloid”); a chance to win a trip to the U.S. Virgin Islands. (BET)

At Midnight – Matt Besser; Rich Fulcher; Lauren Lapkus. (Comedy Central)

The Pete Holmes Show – Trixie Garcia, daughter of musician Jerry Garcia; stand-up from comedian Zach Sherwin. (TBS)

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Journalist Katie Couric. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately welcomes Dave Franco, who is promoting ”Neighbors.” (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan features Comedian Marc Maron; musical duo Rodrigo y Gabriela. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Actress Ellen Page. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Michael Fassbender; actress Zoe Saldana; Fallonventions. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Actor James Franco; singer Idina Menzel; performance from Broadway musical “If/Then.” (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Professional basketball player Kobe Bryant; actress Lake Bell; Pharrell Williams performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers has Actor Jon Hamm; TV host Larry King; dancer Misty Copeland. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Lisa Kudrow. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Director Jose Antonio Vargas; Kodaline performs; comic Cameron Esposito. (1:35 AM, NBC)