TV Show Guide For May 1, 2014 (Thursday)

TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, May 1, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

iHeartRadio Music Awards [LIVE] – Showcasing the year’s biggest artists and songs at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles; scheduled performers include Blake Shelton, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Pharrell, Pitbull, Shakira and Thirty Seconds to Mars. (NBC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Proton Transmogrification”) – Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) helps Sheldon deal with grief; Leonard gets into a competition with Penny; Bernadette and Amy prepare a “Star Wars Day” gift for the guys. (CBS)

Hell’s Kitchen (“13 Chefs Compete”) – The team that prepares the most-impressive Southern-inspired menu for a sorority’s anniversary party wins a trip to Las Vegas; both teams struggle with communication during dinner service. (FOX)

The Vampire Diaries (“What Lies Beneath”) – When Stefan and Elena are put in imminent danger, Damon suggests they hide in a remote cabin once owned by Caroline’s father; a ghostly presence tries to make itself known with fire and violence; Bonnie disregards warnings from Gram. (The CW)

NBA Basketball [LIVE] (“Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies”) – Western Conference First Round, game 6. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (TNT)

8:30 PM

The Millers (“0072?) – When Tom announces he is dating a much younger woman, Nathan goes under cover to make sure he isn’t being scammed. (CBS)

9:00 PM

Grey’s Anatomy (“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”) – Cristina considers her future at the hospital; Amelia and Derek collaborate on a tough surgery involving conjoined twins; Jo takes on too many cases at once; Stephanie stumbles on the truth about Bailey’s case. (ABC)

Two and a Half Men (“Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot”) – Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip. (CBS)

American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Results Show: 1 of 5 Voted Off”) – A finalist is eliminated; Keith Urban performs. (FOX)

Reign (“Higher Ground”) – Mary seeks a mercenary’s help and comes to a realization; Francis finds a new ally; Lola becomes suspicious that Lord Julien will betray her. (The CW)

Mary Mary (“Tragedy Strikes”) – Erica books the biggest solo show of her career. (WE TV)

Chopped Canada (“The Young and the Timeless”) – Cheese puffs and chicken legs make an early appearance; the entree round features the canned version of an elegant seafood; corn dogs and prosciutto in the dessert round. (Food Network)

Saint George (“School’s Out”) – George and Mackenzie are reminded why they got a divorce after bickering over Harper. (FX)

My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (“You’ve got to Fight for Your Right…to Marry”) – A gypsy couple plans their wedding, but a jealous ex-lover tries to stop them. A gypsy teen’s big break in the music industry is complicated by love. (TLC)

9:30 PM

Bad Teacher (“Daddy Issues”) – A student (Madison De La Garza) objects when Meredith wants to date her father (Ken Marino). (CBS)

Anger Management (“Charlie Screws a Prisoner’s Girlfriend”) – After sleeping with a prisoner’s girlfriend, Charlie finds out the prisoner is being releases the next day. (FX)

Surviving Jack (“She Drives Me Crazy”) – Jack hopes to get Rachel more involved in school by getting her a spot on the wrestling team, much to the chagrin of the coach (Neil Flynn); during their annual mother-son trip, Joanne realizes that Frankie is embarrassed to be seen with her. (FOX)

10:00 PM

Black Box (“Sweet Little Lies”) – Medical students try to figure out why a young nanny is having hallucinations; after the chief of neurosurgery has a seizure, the doctors are asked to reveal medical conditions that could harm patients. (ABC)

Elementary (“Paint It Black”) – Sherlock is forced to work with his estranged brother, Mycroft, in order to solve a case that has life-or-death consequences. (CBS)

Review [SEASON FINALE] (“Quitting; Last Day; Irish”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including quitting your job, Carpe Diem, and being Irish. (Comedy Central)

Vikings [SEASON FINALE] (“The Lord’s Prayer”) – Ragnar and King Horik return to Kattegat; Ragnar places his trust in those who have stood by him. (History)

Portlandia [SEASON FINALE] (“Getting Away”) – Toni and Candace lead a feminist retreat for women; Peter and Nance go on a walking tour. (IFC)

The Challenge: Free Agents (“Inadequate”) – A contestant’s ego creates tension in the house; competitors go head-to-head. (MTV)

Sirens [SEASON FINALE] (“Shotgun Wedding”) – After a brush with death, Theresa resolves to join the FBI; Johnny proposes to keep Theresa in Chicago. (USA Network)

10:30 PM

NBA Basketball [LIVE] (“Los Angeles Clippers at Golden State Warriors”) – Western Conference First Round, game 6. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (TNT)

11:00 PM

Fixer Upper (“Nomadic Suburbanites Seek Unique Retro Residence”) – A couple searches for a contemporary home in Woodway, Texas. (HGTV)

12:00 AM

The Wendy Williams Show (“Spring Must-Haves!”) – Tia Mowry (“Instant Mom”); five spring fashion must-haves; a chance to win a trip to the U.S. Virgin Islands. (BET)

At Midnight – Jim Gaffigan; Todd Glass; Nikki Glaser. (Comedy Central)

The Pete Holmes Show – Comedian Joel McHale; stand-up from comedian Phil Hanley. (TBS)

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Comic David Spade. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Comic Ben Gleib; comic Arden Myrin; comic Tone Bell; musician Tyler Glenn. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Actor Martin Short; actress Jessica Pare; singer-songwriter Kelis. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Actor Saul Williams. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Andrew Garfield; actress Mary Lynn Rajskub; Chvrches performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Comic Louis C.K.; actress Amy Sedaris; performance from the Broadway musical “Rocky.” (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Actress Sandra Oh; “Science Bob” Pflugfelder; Boy George performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers has Actor Kiefer Sutherland; actress Rose Byrne; actor Richard Ayoade. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Cheryl Hines; UFC fighter Rampage Jackson. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly features Actor John Turturro; OFF! performs; comic Katie Crown; musical group Midlake. (1:35 AM, NBC)