TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 31, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother [SEASON FINALE] (“Last Forever”) – Ted’s kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother. (CBS)
Dancing With the Stars [LIVE] – Guest judge Robin Roberts; each contestant dances to a song that encompasses an important time in his or her life. (ABC)
The Voice (“The Battles, Round 2 Premiere”) – The contestants compete against one another; Chris Martin mentors the singers. (NBC)
Bones (“The Turn in the Urn”) – When a wealthy artifact collector walks into his own funeral, the team must determine the real identity of the deceased; Finn’s new hot sauce venture is making big money. (FOX)
Bitten (“Caged”) – Elena disobeys her Alpha’s commands to free Clay; Philip confronts Elena on who, or what, she is. (Syfy)
WWE Monday Night RAW [LIVE] Countdown to WrestleMania. Main event: WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Batista. (USA Network)
Star-Crossed (“To Seek a Foe”) – Following the incident with his mother, Grayson seeks comfort from Emery; Zoe uses the black cyper to to set a trap for Taylor; Eva gets more information on Julia’s recovery. (The CW)
Eva Marie Saint: Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival – The screen legend appears live at the TCM Classic Film Festival. (TCM)
Basketball Wives LA – Jackie develops a bottle for her cognac; Draya hosts the women at a Mud Run; Jackie forces a meeting with Draya. (VH1)
9:00 PM
The Following (“Freedom”) – Ryan and Mike suspect a new cult leader may be on the rise after another deadly massacre; Joe confirms his new plans for the Korban cult. (FOX)
The Tomorrow People (“Smoke and Mirrors”) – Fed up with the lies Jedikiah has been telling, Stephen makes a decision about his alliances; Stephen’s brother disappears. (The CW)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Reunion Part 3?) – Yolanda, Brandi and Kyle discuss their issues with Lisa; the husbands join in. (Bravo)
Worst Cooks in America [SEASON FINALE] (“Timer’s Up”) – The finalists cook a refined three-course meal for a panel of culinary experts. (Food Network)
Being Human (“House Hunting”) – The roommates discover they are not the only ones having a hard time leaving the house. (Syfy)
Dallas (“Like Father, Like Son”) – John Ross scrambles to keep the Arctic lease deal alive; Elena and Nicolas get Pamela and John Ross out of the office; things get complicated for Christopher and Heather; Ryland’s plot takes an unexpected turn. (TNT)
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle (“Inquiring Intel”) – Tip wants to learn more about his daughters’ lives. (VH1)
Friends With Better Lives [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – When Jules meets the man of her dreams and decides to marry, her friends re-examine their own love lives; Kate lets Will arrange a blind date for her. (CBS)
Top Gear (“Best of 13-14?) – Highlights from the season. (BBC America)
9:30 PM
Mom (“Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries”) – Tensions are raised between Alvin and Bonnie, leaving Christy caught in the middle; Violet is worried about going to prom. (CBS)
Black Ink Crew (“Cease and Desist”) – Dutchess returns after her heart surgery; Ceaser and Dutchess have their first encounter since the breakup; Puma throws a party for his grand opening. (VH1)
10:00 PM
Intelligence [SEASON FINALE] (“Being Human”) – Riley and Gabriel are shocked when the identities of sleeper agents embedded in the U.S. government are revealed. (CBS)
The Blacklist (“Milton Bobbit”) – Red and the team search for a life insurance claim adjuster who talks people into becoming contract killers; Liz and Red try to uncover Tom’s secrets. (CBS)
Bates Motel (“The Escape Artist”) – Norman shares a family secret with Cody; Dylan is caught in Zane’s escalating war; Norma teams up with a mysterious man in an attempt to stop the bypass. (A&E)
Archer (“Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I”) – Archer and the rest of the gang are guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana; Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer. (FX)
Lost Girl (“Origin”) – Bo is hesitant to comply with her role in a prophecy. (Syfy)
Southern Charm (“White Ties and White Lies”) – A white tie party for Carolina Day; Thomas brings Kathryn as his date; Whitney brings his assistant; Jenna and Cameran go together; Shep doesn’t bring MJ. (Bravo)
Mystery Diners [SEASON FINALE] (“Dinner Drama”) – The owner of Encore Dinner Theatre, suspects a relationship between one of his waiters and one of his actresses is affecting customer service. (Food Network)
The Capones (“The Body Builder”) – Dom and Staci settle into separate lives after their breakup; Dawn gets a tip about Staci dating and things get ugly; Uncle Lou gets upset when a pillow goes missing; Madeline gets a new sugar daddy who’s more than twice her age. (Reelz)
10:30 PM
This Is Hot 97 [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Not That Kind Of Show”) – Ebro agrees to doing a reality show without telling the crew; Ebro tries to book a celebrity; FunkFlex urges Angie to be more active with social media. (VH1)
Chozen [SEASON FINALE] (“The Battle of Broken Spear”) – Chozen goes head-to-head with Phantasm at the summer’s biggest music festival. (FX)
11:00 PM
Inside Comedy – Fred Willard; Catherine O’Hara. (Showtime)
Private Lives of Nashville Wives (“To Tell the Truth”) – Ana hosts a truth-or-dare party; the ladies take a tour bus to Chicago for Sarah’s show; the group has trouble getting along. (TNT)
12:00 AM
At Midnight – An all-new episode of the internet comedy game show. (Comedy Central)
The Pete Holmes Show – Golden State Warriors forward Harrison Barnes. (TBS)
Late Night TV Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Peter Dinklage. (11:00, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately welcomes Author Bradley Trevor Greive. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan features Actor Adam Sandler; comedian Tig Notaro. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Biz Stone, Cofounder of Twitter & author, “Things a Little Bird Told Me: Confessions of the Creative Mind”. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Chris Evans; Rick Jay performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actress Cobie Smulders; TV host Nick Cannon; Manchester Orchestra performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actress Mindy Kaling; comic Jim Jefferies; Dan Croll performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers has Actor Kevin Bacon; former professional baseball players Kevin Millar and Sean Casey; author Katherine Schwarzenegger. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Guest host Drew Carey; actor Carl Reiner; journalist Connie Schultz; Joan Jett & the Blackhearts perform. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor Christopher Meloni; Liquor Store performs. (1:35 AM, NBC)