TV Show Guide For March 31, 2014 (Monday)

TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 31, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother [SEASON FINALE] (“Last Forever”) – Ted’s kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother. (CBS)

Dancing With the Stars [LIVE] – Guest judge Robin Roberts; each contestant dances to a song that encompasses an important time in his or her life. (ABC)

The Voice (“The Battles, Round 2 Premiere”) – The contestants compete against one another; Chris Martin mentors the singers. (NBC)

Bones (“The Turn in the Urn”) – When a wealthy artifact collector walks into his own funeral, the team must determine the real identity of the deceased; Finn’s new hot sauce venture is making big money. (FOX)

Bitten (“Caged”) – Elena disobeys her Alpha’s commands to free Clay; Philip confronts Elena on who, or what, she is. (Syfy)

WWE Monday Night RAW [LIVE] Countdown to WrestleMania. Main event: WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Batista. (USA Network)

Star-Crossed (“To Seek a Foe”) – Following the incident with his mother, Grayson seeks comfort from Emery; Zoe uses the black cyper to to set a trap for Taylor; Eva gets more information on Julia’s recovery. (The CW)

Eva Marie Saint: Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival – The screen legend appears live at the TCM Classic Film Festival. (TCM)

Basketball Wives LA – Jackie develops a bottle for her cognac; Draya hosts the women at a Mud Run; Jackie forces a meeting with Draya. (VH1)

9:00 PM

The Following (“Freedom”) – Ryan and Mike suspect a new cult leader may be on the rise after another deadly massacre; Joe confirms his new plans for the Korban cult. (FOX)

The Tomorrow People (“Smoke and Mirrors”) – Fed up with the lies Jedikiah has been telling, Stephen makes a decision about his alliances; Stephen’s brother disappears. (The CW)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Reunion Part 3?) – Yolanda, Brandi and Kyle discuss their issues with Lisa; the husbands join in. (Bravo)

Worst Cooks in America [SEASON FINALE] (“Timer’s Up”) – The finalists cook a refined three-course meal for a panel of culinary experts. (Food Network)

Being Human (“House Hunting”) – The roommates discover they are not the only ones having a hard time leaving the house. (Syfy)

Dallas (“Like Father, Like Son”) – John Ross scrambles to keep the Arctic lease deal alive; Elena and Nicolas get Pamela and John Ross out of the office; things get complicated for Christopher and Heather; Ryland’s plot takes an unexpected turn. (TNT)

T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle (“Inquiring Intel”) – Tip wants to learn more about his daughters’ lives. (VH1)

Friends With Better Lives [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – When Jules meets the man of her dreams and decides to marry, her friends re-examine their own love lives; Kate lets Will arrange a blind date for her. (CBS)

Top Gear (“Best of 13-14?) – Highlights from the season. (BBC America)

9:30 PM

Mom (“Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries”) – Tensions are raised between Alvin and Bonnie, leaving Christy caught in the middle; Violet is worried about going to prom. (CBS)

Black Ink Crew (“Cease and Desist”) – Dutchess returns after her heart surgery; Ceaser and Dutchess have their first encounter since the breakup; Puma throws a party for his grand opening. (VH1)

10:00 PM

Intelligence [SEASON FINALE] (“Being Human”) – Riley and Gabriel are shocked when the identities of sleeper agents embedded in the U.S. government are revealed. (CBS)

The Blacklist (“Milton Bobbit”) – Red and the team search for a life insurance claim adjuster who talks people into becoming contract killers; Liz and Red try to uncover Tom’s secrets. (CBS)

Bates Motel (“The Escape Artist”) – Norman shares a family secret with Cody; Dylan is caught in Zane’s escalating war; Norma teams up with a mysterious man in an attempt to stop the bypass. (A&E)

Archer (“Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I”) – Archer and the rest of the gang are guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana; Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer. (FX)

Lost Girl (“Origin”) – Bo is hesitant to comply with her role in a prophecy. (Syfy)

Southern Charm (“White Ties and White Lies”) – A white tie party for Carolina Day; Thomas brings Kathryn as his date; Whitney brings his assistant; Jenna and Cameran go together; Shep doesn’t bring MJ. (Bravo)

Mystery Diners [SEASON FINALE] (“Dinner Drama”) – The owner of Encore Dinner Theatre, suspects a relationship between one of his waiters and one of his actresses is affecting customer service. (Food Network)

The Capones (“The Body Builder”) – Dom and Staci settle into separate lives after their breakup; Dawn gets a tip about Staci dating and things get ugly; Uncle Lou gets upset when a pillow goes missing; Madeline gets a new sugar daddy who’s more than twice her age. (Reelz)

10:30 PM

This Is Hot 97 [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Not That Kind Of Show”) – Ebro agrees to doing a reality show without telling the crew; Ebro tries to book a celebrity; FunkFlex urges Angie to be more active with social media. (VH1)

Chozen [SEASON FINALE] (“The Battle of Broken Spear”) – Chozen goes head-to-head with Phantasm at the summer’s biggest music festival. (FX)

11:00 PM

Inside Comedy – Fred Willard; Catherine O’Hara. (Showtime)

Private Lives of Nashville Wives (“To Tell the Truth”) – Ana hosts a truth-or-dare party; the ladies take a tour bus to Chicago for Sarah’s show; the group has trouble getting along. (TNT)

12:00 AM

At Midnight – An all-new episode of the internet comedy game show. (Comedy Central)

The Pete Holmes Show – Golden State Warriors forward Harrison Barnes. (TBS)

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Peter Dinklage. (11:00, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately welcomes Author Bradley Trevor Greive. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan features Actor Adam Sandler; comedian Tig Notaro. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Biz Stone, Cofounder of Twitter & author, “Things a Little Bird Told Me: Confessions of the Creative Mind”. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Chris Evans; Rick Jay performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actress Cobie Smulders; TV host Nick Cannon; Manchester Orchestra performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actress Mindy Kaling; comic Jim Jefferies; Dan Croll performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers has Actor Kevin Bacon; former professional baseball players Kevin Millar and Sean Casey; author Katherine Schwarzenegger. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Guest host Drew Carey; actor Carl Reiner; journalist Connie Schultz; Joan Jett & the Blackhearts perform. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor Christopher Meloni; Liquor Store performs. (1:35 AM, NBC)