TV Show Guide For March 27, 2014 (Thursday)
TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, March 27, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
7:00 PM
2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament [LIVE] (“Dayton vs. Stanford”) – Regional semifinal. From Memphis, Tenn. (CBS)
8:00 PM
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (“To Catch a Thief”) – In a flashback, the Knave hunts for Alice while in the present, the Knave does Jafar’s bidding; the Jabberwocky tries to get free. (ABC)
Hell’s Kitchen (“18 Chefs Compete”) – The contestants learn about teamwork during a challenge involving pigs and potatoes; while the winning team enjoys a day on a yacht, the losers bathe their new livestock friends; a disorganized dinner service leaves chef Ramsay disappointed. (FOX)
The Vampire Diaries (“Rescue Me”) – Enzo and Caroline go on a trip and find another doppleganger; Elena and Damon learn about Jeremy’s bad behavior at school; Bonnie has an encounter with Luke that leaves her unsettled. (The CW)
Inside the Actors Studio (“How I Met Your Mother”) – The cast of “How I Met Your Mother” discusses the series. (Bravo)
9:00 PM
American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Top 9 Results Show”) – Contestants face elimination; Janelle Monáe performs. (FOX)
Grey’s Anatomy (“Do You Know?”) – Cristina thinks about her future; a patient decides whether to live or not. (ABC)
Reign (“Monsters”) – Francis reluctantly helps Bash uncover the threat in the woods, resulting in a dangerous situation; the king becomes obsessed with a servant; Greer is caught in a kiss. (The CW)
Project Runway: Under the Gunn (“The Benefit of Fashion”) – The designers are paired with clients who have specific fashion needs; one designer gets an unexpected twist midway through the challenge. (Lifetime)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“New Years Revolutions”) – Scrambling to complete last year’s resolutions; getting the family involved in a proposal. (TLC)
Suits (“Heartburn”) – Harvey and Mike have unpleasant work to do; Louis faces a challenge; Rachel tries to collect on an old debt. (USA Network)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“Make Time for Love and Betting on Change”) – A professional sports bettor is unable to focus on love; an entertainer has a hectic schedule. (Bravo)
Chopped Canada (“Slippery When Wet”) – A lunch lady, a dinner theater chef, a prodigal daughter and a small town cook with big city dreams compete; the chefs must work with smelts and smoky eel. (Food Network)
Saint George (“Having My Baby”) – Alma is convinced that Harper is not George’s son and orders a DNA test. (FX)
The Red Road (“The Great Snake Battle”) – Harold makes a curious discovery as he puzzles over new details; Kopus heads to Brooklyn armed with new knowledge; Jean makes a bold decision. (Sundance)
Mary Mary (“Bahama Drama”) – The Mary’s hit the Bahamas with their families – but it’s not all sunshine with Tina and Erica. (WE TV)
9:30 PM
Anger Management (“Charlie Gets Date Rated”) – Charlie uses Jordan to improve his online date rating. (FX)
Surviving Jack [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – When Jack’s wife, Joanne, starts law school, Jack becomes a full-time parent to their teenage son and daughter for the first time. (FOX)
Impractical Jokers (“Bigger in Texas”) – The guys head to the Lone Star State where they whip up trouble teaching cowboy skills on a ranch, and forget their southern hospitality trying to sell western wear. (truTV)
10:00 PM
Scandal (“Mama Said Knock You Out”) – Fitz and Mellie’s children prepare for an interview; Adnan seeks Harrison’s help; Rowan warns Olivia to stop investigating B613. (ABC)
Parenthood (“Fraud Alert”) – Joel and Sarah celebrate their accomplishments; Adam takes Max on an adventure to cheer him up after a field trip gone wrong; Amber surprises Sydney and Victor. (NBC)
Party Down South (“The After Party: Part 1?) – Highlights from the beginning of the reunion; a never-before-seen fight; surprising insights. (CMT)
Vikings (“Answers in Blood”) – Lagertha and Ragnar unite to try to win Kattegat back from Jarl Borg; Aslaug must face the truth of her prophecies; Athelstan struggles to define his faith; Bjorn must once again make a choice. (History)
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (“Travis & Davey”) – Travis, a 36-year-old virgin with high expectations, wants a bride; Davey is tired of meaningless hookups. (Bravo)
Chicagoland (“Me and My Mayor”) – Chicago native Chance the Rapper aspires to make a big impression at Lolapalooza; Mayor Emanuel hopes to protect Martell by taking him on as an intern; Principal Elizabeth Dozier works to release former Fenger student Jason Barrett from prison. (CNN)
Review (“Sleeping with a Celebrity; Being Batman”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including sleeping with a celebrity and being Batman. (Comedy Central)
Beat Bobby Flay (“Beauty and the Feast”) – Farm girl Rochelle Bilow takes on city boy Paul Denamiel for a chance to take on Bobby Flay. (Food Network)
Portlandia (“Spyke Drives”) – Nance is driven to the emergency room; Ghavin questions a singer; Fred and Carrie have a garage sale; dinner guests are held hostage. (IFC)
Ridiculousness (“Tyga”) – Tyga; “Rack City”; “Found a Spot”; “Check Out My Kicks.” (MTV)
Sirens (“Alcohol Related Injury”) – Johnny and Theresa set ground rules for just having sex; the guys treat injuries from a drunken game of Jarts. (USA Network)
10:30 PM
America’s Worst Tattoos [SEASON PREMIERE] (“He Spelled My Kids’ Names Wrong!”) – Tackling the misplaced anger of a client; a client requests a biomechanical panel. (TLC)
Ridiculousness (“Guy Fieri”) – Guy Fieri; “Flavortown”; “Tame Your Flame”; “Junky Cars.” (MTV)
11:00 PM
Gigolos [SEASON FINALE] – Nick teaches Vin how to swim; Brace goes commercial; Bradley contends with his baggage. (Showtime)
Killer Karaoke (“Chords and Camels”) – An all-new episode of the competition series. (truTV)
Save Our Business (“Far Below Retail”) – The owners of a discount furniture and mattress store seek Peter’s help when their business begins to flounder. (TNT)
Celebrity Home Raiders (“David Cassidy”) – Kit and Darren are given access to the home of David Cassidy; the actor shows off memorabilia from “The Partridge Family,” rare teen magazines and polyester jump suits. (Lifetime) [Followed immediately by another new episode.]
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Saint George”) – George Lopez (“Saint George”); Nate Berkus (“American Dream Builders”); getting must-have products at a discounted price. (BET)
At Midnight – Greg Proops; Megan Neuringer; Ben Kronberg. (Comedy Central)
Inside Job (“Abbyson Living”) – Candidates compete for a Brand Manager position with a furniture company; the candidates are challenged to make a promotional film for the company Web site. (TNT)
Late Night Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Nate Silver. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Chris Franjola; Sarah Tiana; Ian Karmel; Rick Ross. (11:00 PM, E!)
The Colbert Report welcomes Director Darren Aronofsky. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actor Russell Crowe; TV personality Joan Rivers; The National performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Jimmy Kimmel Live is joined by Actor Jason Bateman; actress Katie Lowes; John Legend performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers features Actress Jennifer Connelly; actor James Van Der Beek; comic Joe Mande. (12:35 AM, NBC)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Composer Bear McCreary; together PANGEA performs; band Air Review. (1:35 AM, NBC)