TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, March 27, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
7:00 PM
2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament [LIVE] (“Dayton vs. Stanford”) – Regional semifinal. From Memphis, Tenn. (CBS)
8:00 PM
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (“To Catch a Thief”) – In a flashback, the Knave hunts for Alice while in the present, the Knave does Jafar’s bidding; the Jabberwocky tries to get free. (ABC)
Hell’s Kitchen (“18 Chefs Compete”) – The contestants learn about teamwork during a challenge involving pigs and potatoes; while the winning team enjoys a day on a yacht, the losers bathe their new livestock friends; a disorganized dinner service leaves chef Ramsay disappointed. (FOX)
The Vampire Diaries (“Rescue Me”) – Enzo and Caroline go on a trip and find another doppleganger; Elena and Damon learn about Jeremy’s bad behavior at school; Bonnie has an encounter with Luke that leaves her unsettled. (The CW)
Inside the Actors Studio (“How I Met Your Mother”) – The cast of “How I Met Your Mother” discusses the series. (Bravo)
9:00 PM
American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Top 9 Results Show”) – Contestants face elimination; Janelle Monáe performs. (FOX)
Grey’s Anatomy (“Do You Know?”) – Cristina thinks about her future; a patient decides whether to live or not. (ABC)
Reign (“Monsters”) – Francis reluctantly helps Bash uncover the threat in the woods, resulting in a dangerous situation; the king becomes obsessed with a servant; Greer is caught in a kiss. (The CW)
Project Runway: Under the Gunn (“The Benefit of Fashion”) – The designers are paired with clients who have specific fashion needs; one designer gets an unexpected twist midway through the challenge. (Lifetime)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“New Years Revolutions”) – Scrambling to complete last year’s resolutions; getting the family involved in a proposal. (TLC)
Suits (“Heartburn”) – Harvey and Mike have unpleasant work to do; Louis faces a challenge; Rachel tries to collect on an old debt. (USA Network)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“Make Time for Love and Betting on Change”) – A professional sports bettor is unable to focus on love; an entertainer has a hectic schedule. (Bravo)
Chopped Canada (“Slippery When Wet”) – A lunch lady, a dinner theater chef, a prodigal daughter and a small town cook with big city dreams compete; the chefs must work with smelts and smoky eel. (Food Network)
Saint George (“Having My Baby”) – Alma is convinced that Harper is not George’s son and orders a DNA test. (FX)
The Red Road (“The Great Snake Battle”) – Harold makes a curious discovery as he puzzles over new details; Kopus heads to Brooklyn armed with new knowledge; Jean makes a bold decision. (Sundance)
Mary Mary (“Bahama Drama”) – The Mary’s hit the Bahamas with their families – but it’s not all sunshine with Tina and Erica. (WE TV)
9:30 PM
Anger Management (“Charlie Gets Date Rated”) – Charlie uses Jordan to improve his online date rating. (FX)
Surviving Jack [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – When Jack’s wife, Joanne, starts law school, Jack becomes a full-time parent to their teenage son and daughter for the first time. (FOX)
Impractical Jokers (“Bigger in Texas”) – The guys head to the Lone Star State where they whip up trouble teaching cowboy skills on a ranch, and forget their southern hospitality trying to sell western wear. (truTV)
10:00 PM
Scandal (“Mama Said Knock You Out”) – Fitz and Mellie’s children prepare for an interview; Adnan seeks Harrison’s help; Rowan warns Olivia to stop investigating B613. (ABC)
Parenthood (“Fraud Alert”) – Joel and Sarah celebrate their accomplishments; Adam takes Max on an adventure to cheer him up after a field trip gone wrong; Amber surprises Sydney and Victor. (NBC)
Party Down South (“The After Party: Part 1?) – Highlights from the beginning of the reunion; a never-before-seen fight; surprising insights. (CMT)
Vikings (“Answers in Blood”) – Lagertha and Ragnar unite to try to win Kattegat back from Jarl Borg; Aslaug must face the truth of her prophecies; Athelstan struggles to define his faith; Bjorn must once again make a choice. (History)
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (“Travis & Davey”) – Travis, a 36-year-old virgin with high expectations, wants a bride; Davey is tired of meaningless hookups. (Bravo)
Chicagoland (“Me and My Mayor”) – Chicago native Chance the Rapper aspires to make a big impression at Lolapalooza; Mayor Emanuel hopes to protect Martell by taking him on as an intern; Principal Elizabeth Dozier works to release former Fenger student Jason Barrett from prison. (CNN)
Review (“Sleeping with a Celebrity; Being Batman”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including sleeping with a celebrity and being Batman. (Comedy Central)
Beat Bobby Flay (“Beauty and the Feast”) – Farm girl Rochelle Bilow takes on city boy Paul Denamiel for a chance to take on Bobby Flay. (Food Network)
Portlandia (“Spyke Drives”) – Nance is driven to the emergency room; Ghavin questions a singer; Fred and Carrie have a garage sale; dinner guests are held hostage. (IFC)
Ridiculousness (“Tyga”) – Tyga; “Rack City”; “Found a Spot”; “Check Out My Kicks.” (MTV)
Sirens (“Alcohol Related Injury”) – Johnny and Theresa set ground rules for just having sex; the guys treat injuries from a drunken game of Jarts. (USA Network)
10:30 PM
America’s Worst Tattoos [SEASON PREMIERE] (“He Spelled My Kids’ Names Wrong!”) – Tackling the misplaced anger of a client; a client requests a biomechanical panel. (TLC)
Ridiculousness (“Guy Fieri”) – Guy Fieri; “Flavortown”; “Tame Your Flame”; “Junky Cars.” (MTV)
11:00 PM
Gigolos [SEASON FINALE] – Nick teaches Vin how to swim; Brace goes commercial; Bradley contends with his baggage. (Showtime)
Killer Karaoke (“Chords and Camels”) – An all-new episode of the competition series. (truTV)
Save Our Business (“Far Below Retail”) – The owners of a discount furniture and mattress store seek Peter’s help when their business begins to flounder. (TNT)
Celebrity Home Raiders (“David Cassidy”) – Kit and Darren are given access to the home of David Cassidy; the actor shows off memorabilia from “The Partridge Family,” rare teen magazines and polyester jump suits. (Lifetime) [Followed immediately by another new episode.]
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Saint George”) – George Lopez (“Saint George”); Nate Berkus (“American Dream Builders”); getting must-have products at a discounted price. (BET)
At Midnight – Greg Proops; Megan Neuringer; Ben Kronberg. (Comedy Central)
Inside Job (“Abbyson Living”) – Candidates compete for a Brand Manager position with a furniture company; the candidates are challenged to make a promotional film for the company Web site. (TNT)
Late Night Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Nate Silver. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Chris Franjola; Sarah Tiana; Ian Karmel; Rick Ross. (11:00 PM, E!)
The Colbert Report welcomes Director Darren Aronofsky. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actor Russell Crowe; TV personality Joan Rivers; The National performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Jimmy Kimmel Live is joined by Actor Jason Bateman; actress Katie Lowes; John Legend performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers features Actress Jennifer Connelly; actor James Van Der Beek; comic Joe Mande. (12:35 AM, NBC)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Composer Bear McCreary; together PANGEA performs; band Air Review. (1:35 AM, NBC)