TV Show Guide For March 17, 2014 (Monday)

TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 17, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

Dancing With the Stars [SEASON PREMIERE LIVE] – Twelve celebrities take to the dance floor to perform for the first time in hope of earning viewers’ votes; Jason Derulo performs. (ABC)

The Voice (“The Battles, Round 1 Premiere”) – The vocalists compete against each other. (NBC)

How I Met Your Mother (“Gary Blauman”) – The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding. (CBS)

Bones (“The Repo Man in the Septic Tank”) – When the remains of a repo man are found in a septic tank, the team learns he had a troubled past; a forensic anthropologist (Ignacio Serricchio) who has defected from Cuba needs an internship. (FOX)

Switched at Birth (“The Ambush”) – Bay needs Tank’s help when the rivalry between the Carlton and Buckner field hockey teams heats up; Nikki pays a surprise visit to Toby; old relationships prove to be beneficial to Regina; Daphne must choose between Campbell and Jorge. (ABC Family)

Bitten (“Descent”) – Elena returns to Toronto for her art show; the Mutts force Elena to face the horrors of her childhood. (Syfy)

WWE Monday Night RAW [LIVE] – WWE owner Stephanie McMahon and COO Triple H react to last Monday’s “Occupy RAW” event staged by Daniel Bryan. (USA Network)

Star-Crossed (“Dreamers Often Lie”) – When Gloria allows the atrians to spend time outside their sector, Roman wants to investigate his father’s past; Grayson and Emery go on a date; Teri wants to take over Drake’s mission. (The CW)

Basketball Wives LA – Sundy wants to whisk the ladies away to Palm Springs without Brittish. (VH1)

8:30 PM

2 Broke Girls (“And the Kilt Trip”) – Caroline goes out with Max and the diner gang who want to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick’s Day parade. (CBS)

Top Gear (“Burma Special”) – The hosts set out to build a bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand, but must first drive across Burma. (BBC America)

The Fabulist [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Nigel Barker & Jessica White”) – T.V personality Nigel Barker; actor Jessica White. (E!)

9:00 PM

Mike & Molly (“Three Girls and an Urn”) – Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy’s childhood pal (Kathy Bates) visits, but Peggy isn’t fond of sharing. (CBS)

The Following (“Unmasked”) – New information leads Max, Ryan and Weston closer to uncovering the mole within the FBI; Joe and Micah launch a plan that sends a message to Ryan and the world. (FOX)

The Tomorrow People (“Superhero”) – Hillary continues to be suspicious of Stephen’s motives; Morgan takes a risk to help the tomorrow people; Jedikiah makes a surprising discovery. (The CW)

The Fosters (“Metropolis”) – Mariana and Jesus worry about dates as the high school’s Winter Ball approaches; Zac’s mother visits Lena at school; Callie’s friend hopes to make amends; Ana has disturbing news for Stef. (ABC Family)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Reunion Part 1?) – Andy Cohen and the cast discuss the season. (Bravo)

Worst Cooks in America (“Two-A-Day”) – The recruits wake up to surprise houseguests Chef Bobby and Chef Anne with breakfast; two challenges in a single day. (Food Network)

Being Human (“Oh Don’t You Die For Me”) – Josh struggles to get Nora back; Aidan and Sally’s friendship turns into something more, even though his relationship with Suzanna has taken a new turn. (Syfy)

Dallas (“Lifting the Veil”) – Afton, Ray and Lucy return to Southfork to attend a wedding; John Ross tries to make a deal with a family adversary; Christopher returns from Mexico; Nicolas and Elena’s relationship deepens; Sue Ellen considers stopping the wedding. (TNT)

Single Ladies (“One Step Forward, Two Steps Back”) – Raquel considers her relationship with Terrence; April is put in a precarious position by David’s scheme; Keisha realizes that Malcolm is keeping a secret. (VH1)

Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life & Times of Katrina Gilbert – A single mother from Tennessee struggles to support her family on a near-minimum-wage salary. (HBO)

Loredana, Esq. [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Never Lie to Your Lawyer”) – Loredana Nesci, a former police office turned criminal defense attorney, tries to build cases for a client who has been accused of mortgage fraud and another who has been caught on tape physically assaulting a business partner. (Sundance)

9:30 PM

Mom (“Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich”) – Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren. (CBS)

10:00 PM

Castle (“The Way of the Ninja”) – When Castle and Beckett investigate the mysterious murder of a Japanese ballet dancer, they end up being targeted by a ninja assassin. (ABC)

Intelligence (“The Grey Hat”) – As Riley and Gabriel track an infamous hacker, they learn the suspect may have been set up and a sinister group may be planning a nuclear attack. (CBS)

The Blacklist (“Mako Tanida”) – One of Red’s former associates, a crime lord, becomes the next target; Tom decides to confront Jolene. (NBC)

Bates Motel (“Caleb”) – Norma’s brother Caleb arrives at the motel; Norma finds an ally in her efforts to prevent the bypass; Emma holds a memorial for a friend; a townie girl interests Norman. (A&E)

Teen Wolf (“Insatiable”) – The latest all-new episode. (MTV)

Archer (“Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction”) – Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river; Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. (FX)

Lost Girl (“Waves”) – Kenzi signs everyone up for an undercover mission at a mysterious corporation. (Syfy)

Southern Charm (“In the Cups”) – Thomas gives it another try with Danni; Shep discusses his future with an old girlfriend; Jenna hosts a pool party at her new home; Kathryn arrives with Whitney and drops a bomb on Thomas. (Bravo)

Mystery Diners (“Coupon Coup”) – The owner of The Hangout in California, notices an unusual increase in coupons. (Food Network)

The Capones (“Rebecca Returns”) – Dawn hires a new waitress, but Staci is upset; Bart produces a new music video for Uncle Lou, who has problems with a piano-playing cat. (Reelz)

10:30 PM

Chozen (“Boy’s Night”) – Chozen and Hunter hit the hottest club in town; Ricky and Crisco try to get exposure for their new song. (FX)

Rick and Morty (“Rixty Minutes”) – Rick rigs the cable box to allow television from multiple realities. (Cartoon Network)

11:00 PM

Wolf Watch – J.R. Bourne and Christian Taylor discuss “Insatiable.” (MTV)

Inside Comedy (“Key & Peele; Garry Marshall”) – Key & Peele; Garry Marshall. (Showtime)

Private Lives of Nashville Wives (“Get Out”) – Communication breakdowns cause rifts between friends; Sarah sings in Cordele, Ga.; Cassie’s husband records his first album in 10 years. (TNT)

12:00 AM

The Wendy Williams Show (“Extra! Extra!”) – Maria Menounos (“Chasing Maria”); the latest celebrity headlines. (BET)

Late Night TV Shows

Chelsea Lately is joined by Comic Heather McDonald; comic Liza Treyger; comic Ryan Stout; actor Adam Carolla. (11:00 PM, E!)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon welcomes Actor James Spader; Kermit the Frog; Black 47 performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actress Uma Thurman; actor Jai Courtney; Amos Lee performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers has TV host Anderson Cooper; models Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo; Iggy Azalea performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Jane Lynch; author Salman Rushdie. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actress Rachael Taylor; Robbie Fulks performs; comic Taylor Williamson. (1:35 AM, NBC)