TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 17, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
Dancing With the Stars [SEASON PREMIERE LIVE] – Twelve celebrities take to the dance floor to perform for the first time in hope of earning viewers’ votes; Jason Derulo performs. (ABC)
The Voice (“The Battles, Round 1 Premiere”) – The vocalists compete against each other. (NBC)
How I Met Your Mother (“Gary Blauman”) – The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding. (CBS)
Bones (“The Repo Man in the Septic Tank”) – When the remains of a repo man are found in a septic tank, the team learns he had a troubled past; a forensic anthropologist (Ignacio Serricchio) who has defected from Cuba needs an internship. (FOX)
Switched at Birth (“The Ambush”) – Bay needs Tank’s help when the rivalry between the Carlton and Buckner field hockey teams heats up; Nikki pays a surprise visit to Toby; old relationships prove to be beneficial to Regina; Daphne must choose between Campbell and Jorge. (ABC Family)
Bitten (“Descent”) – Elena returns to Toronto for her art show; the Mutts force Elena to face the horrors of her childhood. (Syfy)
WWE Monday Night RAW [LIVE] – WWE owner Stephanie McMahon and COO Triple H react to last Monday’s “Occupy RAW” event staged by Daniel Bryan. (USA Network)
Star-Crossed (“Dreamers Often Lie”) – When Gloria allows the atrians to spend time outside their sector, Roman wants to investigate his father’s past; Grayson and Emery go on a date; Teri wants to take over Drake’s mission. (The CW)
Basketball Wives LA – Sundy wants to whisk the ladies away to Palm Springs without Brittish. (VH1)
8:30 PM
2 Broke Girls (“And the Kilt Trip”) – Caroline goes out with Max and the diner gang who want to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick’s Day parade. (CBS)
Top Gear (“Burma Special”) – The hosts set out to build a bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand, but must first drive across Burma. (BBC America)
The Fabulist [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Nigel Barker & Jessica White”) – T.V personality Nigel Barker; actor Jessica White. (E!)
9:00 PM
Mike & Molly (“Three Girls and an Urn”) – Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy’s childhood pal (Kathy Bates) visits, but Peggy isn’t fond of sharing. (CBS)
The Following (“Unmasked”) – New information leads Max, Ryan and Weston closer to uncovering the mole within the FBI; Joe and Micah launch a plan that sends a message to Ryan and the world. (FOX)
The Tomorrow People (“Superhero”) – Hillary continues to be suspicious of Stephen’s motives; Morgan takes a risk to help the tomorrow people; Jedikiah makes a surprising discovery. (The CW)
The Fosters (“Metropolis”) – Mariana and Jesus worry about dates as the high school’s Winter Ball approaches; Zac’s mother visits Lena at school; Callie’s friend hopes to make amends; Ana has disturbing news for Stef. (ABC Family)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Reunion Part 1?) – Andy Cohen and the cast discuss the season. (Bravo)
Worst Cooks in America (“Two-A-Day”) – The recruits wake up to surprise houseguests Chef Bobby and Chef Anne with breakfast; two challenges in a single day. (Food Network)
Being Human (“Oh Don’t You Die For Me”) – Josh struggles to get Nora back; Aidan and Sally’s friendship turns into something more, even though his relationship with Suzanna has taken a new turn. (Syfy)
Dallas (“Lifting the Veil”) – Afton, Ray and Lucy return to Southfork to attend a wedding; John Ross tries to make a deal with a family adversary; Christopher returns from Mexico; Nicolas and Elena’s relationship deepens; Sue Ellen considers stopping the wedding. (TNT)
Single Ladies (“One Step Forward, Two Steps Back”) – Raquel considers her relationship with Terrence; April is put in a precarious position by David’s scheme; Keisha realizes that Malcolm is keeping a secret. (VH1)
Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life & Times of Katrina Gilbert – A single mother from Tennessee struggles to support her family on a near-minimum-wage salary. (HBO)
Loredana, Esq. [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Never Lie to Your Lawyer”) – Loredana Nesci, a former police office turned criminal defense attorney, tries to build cases for a client who has been accused of mortgage fraud and another who has been caught on tape physically assaulting a business partner. (Sundance)
9:30 PM
Mom (“Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich”) – Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren. (CBS)
10:00 PM
Castle (“The Way of the Ninja”) – When Castle and Beckett investigate the mysterious murder of a Japanese ballet dancer, they end up being targeted by a ninja assassin. (ABC)
Intelligence (“The Grey Hat”) – As Riley and Gabriel track an infamous hacker, they learn the suspect may have been set up and a sinister group may be planning a nuclear attack. (CBS)
The Blacklist (“Mako Tanida”) – One of Red’s former associates, a crime lord, becomes the next target; Tom decides to confront Jolene. (NBC)
Bates Motel (“Caleb”) – Norma’s brother Caleb arrives at the motel; Norma finds an ally in her efforts to prevent the bypass; Emma holds a memorial for a friend; a townie girl interests Norman. (A&E)
Teen Wolf (“Insatiable”) – The latest all-new episode. (MTV)
Archer (“Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction”) – Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river; Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. (FX)
Lost Girl (“Waves”) – Kenzi signs everyone up for an undercover mission at a mysterious corporation. (Syfy)
Southern Charm (“In the Cups”) – Thomas gives it another try with Danni; Shep discusses his future with an old girlfriend; Jenna hosts a pool party at her new home; Kathryn arrives with Whitney and drops a bomb on Thomas. (Bravo)
Mystery Diners (“Coupon Coup”) – The owner of The Hangout in California, notices an unusual increase in coupons. (Food Network)
The Capones (“Rebecca Returns”) – Dawn hires a new waitress, but Staci is upset; Bart produces a new music video for Uncle Lou, who has problems with a piano-playing cat. (Reelz)
10:30 PM
Chozen (“Boy’s Night”) – Chozen and Hunter hit the hottest club in town; Ricky and Crisco try to get exposure for their new song. (FX)
Rick and Morty (“Rixty Minutes”) – Rick rigs the cable box to allow television from multiple realities. (Cartoon Network)
11:00 PM
Wolf Watch – J.R. Bourne and Christian Taylor discuss “Insatiable.” (MTV)
Inside Comedy (“Key & Peele; Garry Marshall”) – Key & Peele; Garry Marshall. (Showtime)
Private Lives of Nashville Wives (“Get Out”) – Communication breakdowns cause rifts between friends; Sarah sings in Cordele, Ga.; Cassie’s husband records his first album in 10 years. (TNT)
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Extra! Extra!”) – Maria Menounos (“Chasing Maria”); the latest celebrity headlines. (BET)
Late Night TV Shows
Chelsea Lately is joined by Comic Heather McDonald; comic Liza Treyger; comic Ryan Stout; actor Adam Carolla. (11:00 PM, E!)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon welcomes Actor James Spader; Kermit the Frog; Black 47 performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actress Uma Thurman; actor Jai Courtney; Amos Lee performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers has TV host Anderson Cooper; models Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo; Iggy Azalea performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Jane Lynch; author Salman Rushdie. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actress Rachael Taylor; Robbie Fulks performs; comic Taylor Williamson. (1:35 AM, NBC)