TV Show Guide For March 13, 2014 (Thursday)

TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, March 13, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

Hell’s Kitchen [SEASON PREMIERE] (“20 Chefs Compete”) – Twenty aspiring restaurateurs hoping to impress Ramsay present their signature dishes; after the opening night dinner service, contestants face elimination. (FOX)

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (“Dirty Little Secrets”) – Cyrus remembers the events that led to the binding price he and his brothers have to pay; the Red Queen and the Knave are faced with the Jabberwocky. (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Mommy Observation”) – Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments. (CBS)

Community (“VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing”) – Jeff, Shirley and Hickey’s discovery of a hidden stash of textbooks causes power shifts within the group; Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate. (NBC)

8:30 PM

Parks and Recreation (“New Slogan”) – Leslie runs afoul of local shock jocks when she creates a new town slogan; Andy discovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting for bands to play the Unity Concert; Tom, Donna and April look for a restaurant locale. (NBC)

The Millers (“Plus One”) – Nathan has a hard time choosing one of his family members to accompany him to a dinner with President Barack Obama. (CBS)

9:00 PM

American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Results Show”) – The contestants face elimination; Harry Connick Jr. performs; Mali Music performs. (FOX)

Grey’s Anatomy (“Throwing It All Away”) – Arizona’s bad day escalates when she advises a patient on a potential double amputation; Derek breaks a promise; Stephanie and Jo find an abandoned baby; the nonfraternization rule leads to a suspension. (ABC)

Two and a Half Men (“Welcome Home, Jake”) – Lyndsey finds out about Alan’s relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place. (CBS)

Reign (“Dirty Laundry”) – Mary comes back from her honeymoon suspicious of Lola’s unusual behavior; Bash encounters an escaped victim of the terrors of the woods; King Henry is forced to ask Queen Catherine for help. (The CW)

Project Runway: Under the Gunn (“Trouble in the Lounge”) – After an argument in the lounge, the mentors confront the judges; Macklemore joins the panel. (Lifetime)

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“Halloween Too”) – It’s prank season and the girls bring on creepy crawlers, fart bags and “klever” costumes. (TLC)

Suits (“Yesterday’s Gone”) – Jessica finds an unlikely friend in Harvey as her concerns continue to mount. (USA Network)

Mary Mary (“Performing in Pain”) – Tina shocks her publicist with the news that she did a tell-all interview with a national magazine; Erica hires a new solo manager, angers Mitchell and debuts her new single in New York City. (WE TV)

Hollywood Game Night (“Clue Boom-Boom Pow!”) – Celebrities including Mark Paul Gosselaar, Taraji P. Henson, Breckin Meyer, Alison Sweeney, Angela Kinsey and Fred Willard compete in party games. (NBC)

The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Fixer and the Dick”) – An advertising sales executive has high standards for his girlfriend; a 34-year-old who loves to surf has trouble finding a real relationship. (Bravo)

Chopped Canada (“You Can’t Win If You Don’t Plate”) – A common breakfast ingredient causes the chefs to fritter away time; miso paste challenges the palate; an eel of a surprise in the dessert round. (Food Network)

Saint George (“I Wish”) – George wants to have an old-school Mexican birthday party for Harper. (FX)

The Red Road (“The Woman Who Fell From the Sky”) – Jean’s emotional turbulence worsens, prompting Harold to move his daughters in with her parents; Junior falls further under Kopus’ spell. (Sundance)

9:30 PM

The Crazy Ones (“March Madness”) – Andrew’s spirited and rowdy sisters come to the office to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day — Simon’s least favorite holiday. (CBS)

Anger Management (“Charlie and the Hot Latina”) – Charlie falls for the sexy daughter of his father’s warring neighbor. (FX)

10:00 PM

Scandal (“No Sun on the Horizon”) – Despite being well-prepared, Fitz is thrown a curve ball during the first presidential debate; Olivia faces an extremely difficult decision. (ABC)

Elementary (“The Hound of the Cancer Cells”) – When a well-known cancer researcher is found dead, Watson and Holmes must determine if his death was related to his latest invention; Bell is finally allowed to re-enter the field. (CBS)

Parenthood (“Limbo”) – Jasmine and Crosby butt heads over how to raise Aida; news about Joel troubles Julia; Kristina and Adam intervene when Max interrupts Sarah and Hank’s work flow. (NBC)

Party Down South (“Rednecks In Heat”) – Mattie discovers that Lyle’s been twisting the truth about their relationship. Tiffany brings a man home. (CMT)

Vikings (“Treachery”) – King Ecbert finds himself facing an entirely new kind of foe; Ragnar races to dominate in the west; Jarl Borg has his own plans in store for the future of Kattegat. (History)

Breaking Boston [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Plotting the Break”) – Four young working-class women try to better their lives; single mother Courtney discovers she needs her GED before she can attend beauty school. (A&E)

Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (“Brian & Ephraim”) – A playboy treats dating like a game as he tries to recover from a devastating breakup; a single father and self-proclaimed dork has high expectations. (Bravo)

Chicagoland (“The Champs”) – Mayor Rahm Emanuel cheers on the Blackhawks through their NHL playoff run; Principal Elizabeth Dozier leads peace march as Fenger High School prepares for the Senior Prom; Police Chief Leo Schmitz answers the call to lower violence on the South Side. (CNN)

Review (“Making a Sex Tape; Being a Racist; Hunting”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including making a sex tape, being a racist, and hunting. (Comedy Central)

Beat Bobby Flay (“Old Dog, New Tricks”) – New Yorker Brian Tsao and Maryland’s Adam Harvey duke it out for their chance to knock Bobby off his throne. (Food Network)

Portlandia (“Celery”) – A celery salesman goes to great lengths to have celery become more popular; 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets; The Order Grill is open for lunch; Carrie declares social bankruptcy; a fed up office worker wants to become a gutter punk. (IFC)

Celebrity Home Raiders (“David Hasselhoff”) – Kit and Darren tour David Hasselhoff’s 20 acres of paradise; the actor’s treasures include “Baywatch” items, music awards, and KITT from “Knight Rider.” (Lifetime)

Ridiculousness (“Derek Hough”) – Derek Hough; “Future of Dance”; “Garbage Feet”; “Knock Yourself Out.” (MTV)

King of the Nerds [SEASON FINALE] (“Crowning the King”) – The banished nerds return; the final two battle in a gauntlet of nerdy games; the new King of the Nerds will be crowned. (TBS)

Welcome to Myrtle Manor (“To Catch a Rat”) – Marvin thinks he solved the Myrtle Manor rat mystery; Jared lands a music gig; Amanda and Brittany come to a breaking point and throw down. (TLC)

Killer Karaoke (“Balloon Suit Boogie”) – Contestants must sing while enduring a scorpion-infested pathway. (truTV)

Sirens (“Rachel McAdams Topless”) – A patient wants the guys to clear his browser history; Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad. (USA Network)

10:30 PM

Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory [SEASON FINALE] (“Bor Kedryd”) – Rob tries to break a record for jumping a car backwards; Big Black gets the opportunity to make up for lost time. (MTV)

Celebrity Home Raiders (“Fran Drescher”) – Kit and Martin are invited to Fran Drescher’s home; the actress reveals possessions including jewelry, an antique fur coat and her favorite pornography tape. (Lifetime)

11:00 PM

Gigolos – An all-new episode of the reality series which follows five men in Las Vegas who work as gigolos. (Showtime)

12:00 AM

The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Judge Lynn Toler (“Divorce Court”); pop-culture enthusiast Joe Pardavila; reality TV star Jenni Pulos; the Oak Ridge Boys perform. (BET)

At Midnight – Nikki Glaser; Steve Agee; Kyle Kinane. (Comedy Central)

Late Night Talk Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Professor Anita Hill. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Comic John Caparulo; comic Grace Helbig; comic Bobby Lee; actor Tyler Perry. (11:00 PM, E!)

The Colbert Report welcomes Historian Simon Schama. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actress Julianna Margulies; actor Patton Oswalt; comic Nate Bargatze. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman is joined by Actor Bryan Cranston; actress Melissa Rauch; Le1f performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features Singer/songwriter Lady Gaga; actress Darby Stanchfield; The Preatures perform; Johnny Winter performs with Cleto and the Cletones. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers welcomes Actress Tilda Swinton; investor Warren Buffett; businessman Dan Gilbert; actress Carrie Brownstein; Lo-Fang performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Actress Kristen Bell; actor Michael McMillian; comic Adam Ray. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly is joined by “Chicagoland”; Night Terrors of 1927 performs; comic James Adomian. (1:35 AM, NBC)