TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, March 13, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
Hell’s Kitchen [SEASON PREMIERE] (“20 Chefs Compete”) – Twenty aspiring restaurateurs hoping to impress Ramsay present their signature dishes; after the opening night dinner service, contestants face elimination. (FOX)
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (“Dirty Little Secrets”) – Cyrus remembers the events that led to the binding price he and his brothers have to pay; the Red Queen and the Knave are faced with the Jabberwocky. (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (“The Mommy Observation”) – Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments. (CBS)
Community (“VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing”) – Jeff, Shirley and Hickey’s discovery of a hidden stash of textbooks causes power shifts within the group; Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate. (NBC)
8:30 PM
Parks and Recreation (“New Slogan”) – Leslie runs afoul of local shock jocks when she creates a new town slogan; Andy discovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting for bands to play the Unity Concert; Tom, Donna and April look for a restaurant locale. (NBC)
The Millers (“Plus One”) – Nathan has a hard time choosing one of his family members to accompany him to a dinner with President Barack Obama. (CBS)
9:00 PM
American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Results Show”) – The contestants face elimination; Harry Connick Jr. performs; Mali Music performs. (FOX)
Grey’s Anatomy (“Throwing It All Away”) – Arizona’s bad day escalates when she advises a patient on a potential double amputation; Derek breaks a promise; Stephanie and Jo find an abandoned baby; the nonfraternization rule leads to a suspension. (ABC)
Two and a Half Men (“Welcome Home, Jake”) – Lyndsey finds out about Alan’s relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place. (CBS)
Reign (“Dirty Laundry”) – Mary comes back from her honeymoon suspicious of Lola’s unusual behavior; Bash encounters an escaped victim of the terrors of the woods; King Henry is forced to ask Queen Catherine for help. (The CW)
Project Runway: Under the Gunn (“Trouble in the Lounge”) – After an argument in the lounge, the mentors confront the judges; Macklemore joins the panel. (Lifetime)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“Halloween Too”) – It’s prank season and the girls bring on creepy crawlers, fart bags and “klever” costumes. (TLC)
Suits (“Yesterday’s Gone”) – Jessica finds an unlikely friend in Harvey as her concerns continue to mount. (USA Network)
Mary Mary (“Performing in Pain”) – Tina shocks her publicist with the news that she did a tell-all interview with a national magazine; Erica hires a new solo manager, angers Mitchell and debuts her new single in New York City. (WE TV)
Hollywood Game Night (“Clue Boom-Boom Pow!”) – Celebrities including Mark Paul Gosselaar, Taraji P. Henson, Breckin Meyer, Alison Sweeney, Angela Kinsey and Fred Willard compete in party games. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Fixer and the Dick”) – An advertising sales executive has high standards for his girlfriend; a 34-year-old who loves to surf has trouble finding a real relationship. (Bravo)
Chopped Canada (“You Can’t Win If You Don’t Plate”) – A common breakfast ingredient causes the chefs to fritter away time; miso paste challenges the palate; an eel of a surprise in the dessert round. (Food Network)
Saint George (“I Wish”) – George wants to have an old-school Mexican birthday party for Harper. (FX)
The Red Road (“The Woman Who Fell From the Sky”) – Jean’s emotional turbulence worsens, prompting Harold to move his daughters in with her parents; Junior falls further under Kopus’ spell. (Sundance)
9:30 PM
The Crazy Ones (“March Madness”) – Andrew’s spirited and rowdy sisters come to the office to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day — Simon’s least favorite holiday. (CBS)
Anger Management (“Charlie and the Hot Latina”) – Charlie falls for the sexy daughter of his father’s warring neighbor. (FX)
10:00 PM
Scandal (“No Sun on the Horizon”) – Despite being well-prepared, Fitz is thrown a curve ball during the first presidential debate; Olivia faces an extremely difficult decision. (ABC)
Elementary (“The Hound of the Cancer Cells”) – When a well-known cancer researcher is found dead, Watson and Holmes must determine if his death was related to his latest invention; Bell is finally allowed to re-enter the field. (CBS)
Parenthood (“Limbo”) – Jasmine and Crosby butt heads over how to raise Aida; news about Joel troubles Julia; Kristina and Adam intervene when Max interrupts Sarah and Hank’s work flow. (NBC)
Party Down South (“Rednecks In Heat”) – Mattie discovers that Lyle’s been twisting the truth about their relationship. Tiffany brings a man home. (CMT)
Vikings (“Treachery”) – King Ecbert finds himself facing an entirely new kind of foe; Ragnar races to dominate in the west; Jarl Borg has his own plans in store for the future of Kattegat. (History)
Breaking Boston [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Plotting the Break”) – Four young working-class women try to better their lives; single mother Courtney discovers she needs her GED before she can attend beauty school. (A&E)
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (“Brian & Ephraim”) – A playboy treats dating like a game as he tries to recover from a devastating breakup; a single father and self-proclaimed dork has high expectations. (Bravo)
Chicagoland (“The Champs”) – Mayor Rahm Emanuel cheers on the Blackhawks through their NHL playoff run; Principal Elizabeth Dozier leads peace march as Fenger High School prepares for the Senior Prom; Police Chief Leo Schmitz answers the call to lower violence on the South Side. (CNN)
Review (“Making a Sex Tape; Being a Racist; Hunting”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including making a sex tape, being a racist, and hunting. (Comedy Central)
Beat Bobby Flay (“Old Dog, New Tricks”) – New Yorker Brian Tsao and Maryland’s Adam Harvey duke it out for their chance to knock Bobby off his throne. (Food Network)
Portlandia (“Celery”) – A celery salesman goes to great lengths to have celery become more popular; 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets; The Order Grill is open for lunch; Carrie declares social bankruptcy; a fed up office worker wants to become a gutter punk. (IFC)
Celebrity Home Raiders (“David Hasselhoff”) – Kit and Darren tour David Hasselhoff’s 20 acres of paradise; the actor’s treasures include “Baywatch” items, music awards, and KITT from “Knight Rider.” (Lifetime)
Ridiculousness (“Derek Hough”) – Derek Hough; “Future of Dance”; “Garbage Feet”; “Knock Yourself Out.” (MTV)
King of the Nerds [SEASON FINALE] (“Crowning the King”) – The banished nerds return; the final two battle in a gauntlet of nerdy games; the new King of the Nerds will be crowned. (TBS)
Welcome to Myrtle Manor (“To Catch a Rat”) – Marvin thinks he solved the Myrtle Manor rat mystery; Jared lands a music gig; Amanda and Brittany come to a breaking point and throw down. (TLC)
Killer Karaoke (“Balloon Suit Boogie”) – Contestants must sing while enduring a scorpion-infested pathway. (truTV)
Sirens (“Rachel McAdams Topless”) – A patient wants the guys to clear his browser history; Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad. (USA Network)
10:30 PM
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory [SEASON FINALE] (“Bor Kedryd”) – Rob tries to break a record for jumping a car backwards; Big Black gets the opportunity to make up for lost time. (MTV)
Celebrity Home Raiders (“Fran Drescher”) – Kit and Martin are invited to Fran Drescher’s home; the actress reveals possessions including jewelry, an antique fur coat and her favorite pornography tape. (Lifetime)
11:00 PM
Gigolos – An all-new episode of the reality series which follows five men in Las Vegas who work as gigolos. (Showtime)
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Judge Lynn Toler (“Divorce Court”); pop-culture enthusiast Joe Pardavila; reality TV star Jenni Pulos; the Oak Ridge Boys perform. (BET)
At Midnight – Nikki Glaser; Steve Agee; Kyle Kinane. (Comedy Central)
Late Night Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Professor Anita Hill. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic John Caparulo; comic Grace Helbig; comic Bobby Lee; actor Tyler Perry. (11:00 PM, E!)
The Colbert Report welcomes Historian Simon Schama. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Actress Julianna Margulies; actor Patton Oswalt; comic Nate Bargatze. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman is joined by Actor Bryan Cranston; actress Melissa Rauch; Le1f performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Singer/songwriter Lady Gaga; actress Darby Stanchfield; The Preatures perform; Johnny Winter performs with Cleto and the Cletones. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers welcomes Actress Tilda Swinton; investor Warren Buffett; businessman Dan Gilbert; actress Carrie Brownstein; Lo-Fang performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Actress Kristen Bell; actor Michael McMillian; comic Adam Ray. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly is joined by “Chicagoland”; Night Terrors of 1927 performs; comic James Adomian. (1:35 AM, NBC)