TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, March 6, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (“Nothing to Fear”) – Lizard is granted three wishes after releasing the Knave; peasants seeking revenge abduct the Red Queen; Jafar learns about the Jabberwocky. (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (“The Friendship Turbulence”) – Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf. (CBS)
Community (“App Development and Condiments”) – Dean Pelton lets two designers test their new social networking application at Greendale, leading to a war among the students; Professor Hickey decides to go underground until the battle ends. (NBC)
American Idol XIII [LIVE] (“Results Show”) – The contestants face elimination; Phillip Phillips performs; Kodaline performs. (FOX)
The Vampire Diaries (“Gone Girl”) – Nadia remembers the centuries she spent searching for her mother; Matt, Stefan and Caroline try desperately to save Elena; Bonnie uncovers a terrifying secret that puts her friends at risk. (The CW)
NBA Basketball [LIVE] – Miami Heat at San Antonio Spurs. (TNT)
8:30 PM
Parks and Recreation (“The Wall”) – Leslie’s efforts to take down the wall separating Eagleton and Pawnee yield unexpected results; Ben and Tom meet with possible sponsors for the concert; Ron finds a new hobby. (NBC)
The Millers (“Bahama Mama”) – Carol’s surprise appearance in the Bahamas disrupts Nathan’s relaxation; Debbie is upset when she learns that Adam used to write love songs for special women in his life. (CBS)
9:00 PM
Reign (“The Consummation”) – Mary must consider her nation and her heart as a forced marriage looms; Mary’s mother (Amy Brenneman) visits the castle, which worries King Henry and Queen Catherine. (The CW)
Grey’s Anatomy (“You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away”) – Couples panic when the hospital announces a nonfraternization policy; Owen and Emma discuss the future; Meredith and Cristina have some girl time; Richard asks the residents for help with a rare cancer case. (ABC)
Two and a Half Men (“How to Get Rid of Alan Harper”) – Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley). (CBS)
Rake (“Three Strikes”) – Keegan’s effort to help an old friend is complicated when the mayor decides none of his clients can get plea deals; Keegan thinks about joining Ben’s firm; Scarlet considers a big career move; Keegan makes a bet with Maddy. (FOX)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“You’re Be Nineteen”) – Alana and Anna share a birthday; June decides to teach Alana about menstruation; June’s period is late. (TLC)
Suits (“Buried Secrets”) – Harvey is caught between Jessica and Scottie; Mike is plagued by painful memories; Louis’ suspicions threaten to expose Mike. (USA Network)
Couples Therapy (“Final Goodbye”) – The group takes a romantic boat ride and reflects on their time in therapy; Jon surprises Liz. (VH1)
Project Runway: Under the Gunn (“It’s an Unconventional Beach Party”) – The designers must use beach party materials to create their looks. (Lifetime)
Hollywood Game Night (“Battle of the Champions”) – Contestants play party games with Anthony Anderson, Yvette Nicole Brown, Gary Dell’Abate, Adam Scott, Tiffani Thiessen and Pete Wentz. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Technical Brain and Moonstruck”) – A technical-minded eye surgeon doesn’t know how to romance a girl; the owner of a T-shirt company has been waiting for the perfect woman to fall into his lap. (Bravo)
Saint George [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Won’t Get Fooled Again”) – George goes back into the dating world and discovers he’s bad at it. (FX)
Chopped Canada (“Offal to the Races”) – Strawberry and sausage are featured in the appetizer round; an offal entree basket sets one chef apart from the rest; a marriage of marzipan and tarragon in the final round. (Food Network)
The Red Road (“The Wolf and the Dog”) – Determined to cover up the truth by any means necessary, Harold’s sworn duty suffers; Kopus seizes the opportunity to place Harold under his thumb. (Sundance)
Mary Mary (“Tina Tells All”) – An all-new episode of the reality series. (WE TV)
9:30 PM
The Crazy Ones (“Heavy Meddling”) – A longing for grandchildren compels Simon to interfere with Sydney’s new relationship; Andrew and Zach try working with different partners. (CBS)
Anger Management (“Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio”) – Charlie tries to tempt his best party buddy when he becomes a priest. (FX)
10:00 PM
Scandal (“We Do Not Touch the First Ladies”) – Fitz faces a harsh reality when old feelings and jealousy arise at an event; Quinn wants to prove herself; Leo arranges a meeting between Sally and an old friend. (ABC)
Elementary (“Ears to You”) – A man receives a ransom demand for his wife’s return years after he was suspected of killing her; Lestrade seems unwilling to leave the brownstone. (CBS)
Parenthood (“The Enchanting Mr. Knight”) – Kristina starts a new adventure; while Amber encourages Drew to move on, Julia has a difficult time letting go of her past; Sarah considers an offer from Carl; Hank makes a confession. (NBC)
Party Down South – An all-new episode. (CMT)
Vikings (“Invasion”) – The time has come for an unlikely alliance to band together for a new raid on England; a storm pushes the Viking fleet to a new destination; Ragnar and his men may have met their match. (History)
Chicagoland [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The New Boss”) – Mayor Rahm Emanuel places 54 underperforming schools on the chopping block as he faces a budget crisis; Fenger High School turnaround funds granted years ago are almost gone; Mayor Emanuel demands that the city’s murder rate be lowered. (CNN)
Review [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Stealing; Addiction; Prom”) – Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences that include stealing, addiction, and the prom. (Comedy Central)
Beat Bobby Flay (“Farmer and the Belle”) – Georgia chef Matthew Raiford and Boston chef Karen Akunowicz compete for their chance to take on Bobby Flay. (Food Network)
Portlandia (“Ecoterrorists”) – Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night’s sleep. (IFC)
Celebrity Home Raiders [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Gene Simmons”) – Kit and Darren are granted access to Gene Simmons’ home; Shannon Tweed and daughter Sophie show off red carpet outfits, one of Gene’s signature axe guitars and KISS paraphernalia while considering items to donate for charity. (Lifetime)
Ridiculousness – Nyjah Huston; Less Gifted”;Getting Nyjah’d”; “Mind Erasers.” (MTV)
King of the Nerds (“Angry Nerds”) – A live-action video racing game; two friends battle in a game of Angry Nerds. (TBS)
Welcome to Myrtle Manor (“The Dark Night Rises”) – A power outage causes the residents to bond; Bandit’s next moneymaking idea; Anne gets devastating news about her health. (TLC)
Killer Karaoke (“Shock and Roll!”) – Contestants sing songs while serving an electrifying lunch. (truTV)
Sirens [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Johnny sees Theresa for the first time since their break; Hank considers an emergency contact; Brian spends his first day on the rig. (USA Network)
Marriage Boot Camp: Meet the Couples – Meeting the couples to be featured on this season of Marriage Boot Camp. (WE TV)
10:30 PM
Sirens (“A B… Named Karma”) – A lightning strike at a church compels the guys to think about karma, and volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged children. (USA Network)
Celebrity Home Raiders (“Ice-T and Coco”) – Kit and Martin enter the duplex penthouse of Ice-T and Coco; the couple reveal Coco’s wardrobe, an outfit from the set of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” clothes worn by their bulldogs and an unreleased album to be considered for donation. (Lifetime)
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (“Fully Uploaded”) – Chanel is fully uploaded” by Freddie Wong; finding the perfect driver for his newstreet jet.” (MTV)
11:00 PM
Jerks With Cameras – Magic tricks go awry; claustrophobia in an elevator makes other passengers irritated; drunken bachelorette party. (MTV)
Gigolos – An all-new episode of the reality series following five men in Las Vegas who work as gigolos though, for legal reasons, the company’s owner classifies the business as a “companion service” whose clients pay an hourly rate. (Showtime)
12:00 AM
The Wendy Williams Show (“Flipping Out”) – TV personality Jeff Lewis (“Flipping Out”); relationship expert Siggy Flicker and journalists Don Lemon and Jane Velez-Mitchell debate the week’s headlines. (BET)
At Midnight – Doug Benson; Michaela Watkins; Rob Heubel. (Comedy Central)
The Pete Holmes Show – Actor Paul Scheer; comedian Adam Cayton-Holland. (TBS)
Late Night Talk Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Professor Kimberly Marten. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately welcomes Comic Natasha Leggero; comic Fortune Feimster; comic Brad Wollack; guest host Mary McCormack; actress Allison Janney. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan features Singer and actress Kristin Chenoweth; comedian Billy Connolly; band Drive-By Truckers. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Artist Theaster Gates. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Liam Neeson; actress Lindsay Lohan; Bad Things perform. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Journalist Tom Brokaw; grocery bagging champion Andrew Hadlock; Bob Mould performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Aaron Paul; actress Bellamy Young; Jetta performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers has Lifestyle expert Martha Stewart; rapper Lil Jon. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Rosie Perez; comic Bryan Kellen. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson; L.P. performs; photographer Chris Burkard. (1:35 AM, NBC)