TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 3, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

How I Met Your Mother8:00 PM

The Voice (“The Blind Auditions Continue”) – More vocalists take part in blind auditions. (NBC)

Almost Human [SEASON FINALE] (“Straw Man”) – A series of murders are committed by someone copying a serial killer who was put in jail by Kennex’s father. (FOX)

The Bachelor (“The Women Tell All”) – Seventeen of the bachelorettes confront Juan Pablo and each other; Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici talk about their honeymoon; sneak peek of the season finale. (ABC)

How I Met Your Mother (“Vesuvius”) – Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can’t decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn’t want them to see. (CBS)

Switched at Birth (“Dance Me to the End of Love”) – Daphne asks for more responsibility at the free clinic; Travis must learn how to dance before attending a school formal with his girlfriend; Bay’s art teacher demands that she work harder; John tries to win over Kathryn. (ABC Family)

Bitten (“Prisoner”) – Jeremy is poisoned; Clay interrogates a Mutt and Elena confronts a werewolf groupie. (Syfy)

WWE Monday Night Raw [LIVE] – How will Brock Lesnar handle the Undertaker’s WrestleMania challenge? (USA Network)

Star-Crossed (“Our Toil Shall Strive to Mend”) – The town prepares a commemoration for fallen soldiers on Arrival Day; a selection of human teens spend time inside the sector to experience life as an Atrian; Drake is abducted. (The CW)

Steven Universe (“So Many Birthdays”) – An all-new episode of the animated series following a team of magical beings who are the self-appointed guardians of the universe. (Cartoon Network)

Basketball Wives LA – Draya’s relationship with Orlando gets serious; Jackie’s daughter has news; Lorenzo gets advice from Jackie’s husband. (VH1)

8:30 PM

2 Broke Girls (“And the Near Death Experience”) – When Caroline learns that Nick is going to leave his wife for her, she goes into a tailspin. (CBS)

Annoying Orange (“Lost Food Pyramid”) – Orange faces beet ninjas as he embarks on a quest to find the Lost Food Pyramid. (Cartoon Network)

9:00 PM

Bates Motel [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Gone but Not Forgotten”) – Norman fixates on Miss Watson’s death; Dylan becomes involved in White Pine Bay’s drug war; Bradley is driven to extremes as she searches for her father’s killer; new romantic interests complicate the relationship between Norman and Emma. (A&E)

The Following (“Sacrifice”) – Ryan and the FBI’s search for Lily Gray is redirected when Max is faced with a new threat; Joe, Mandy and Emma realize everything isn’t what it seems at their new hideout. (FOX)

Beauty and the Beast (“Catch Me If You Can”) – Cat feels torn between Gabe and Vincent; as Vincent and Cat try to save Sam’s latest victim, they wind up in a compromising position. (The CW)

The Fosters (“Escapes and Reversals”) – Jesus is pressured to make a difficult choice; Callie is torn between protecting two friends; Callie and Jude’s adoption comes with a caveat; Mariana gets a disturbing look at Zac’s home life. (ABC Family)

Mike & Molly (“Open Mike Night”) – Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother. (CBS)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“The Kids Are All Right”) – The Puerto Rico trip ends with golf, shopping and the threat of arrest; Brandi surprises her parents; Kim and Yolanda’s daughters go to college; Lisa tells Carlton why she left Puerto Rico in the middle of the night. (Bravo)

Being Human (“Rewind, Rewind”) – Sally learns that by changing the past to match the present, she has changed her and the roommates’ futures. (Syfy)

Worst Cooks in America (“Glazed and Confused”) – The recruits learn how to build flavors and must create their own take on dishes using doughnuts and roulades. (Food Network)

Dallas (“Trust Me”) – John Ross goes to great lengths to keep his plans for Ewing Global moving forward; Sue Ellen’s alliance with her son is threatened; Emma enlists the help of her grandmother; Bobby and Ann investigate Ryland’s release from jail. (TNT)

Single Ladies (“Cat and Mouse”) – Raquel is taken hostage; Malcolm and Terrence plan a rescue mission; Keisha receives a visit from an old friend; April views David differently; tension between Omar and Nate escalates. (VH1)

9:30 PM

Mom (“Sonograms and Tube Tops”) – When Violet feels nervous about becoming a mom, Christy plans a baby shower for her; Bonnie lands a new client. (CBS)

Fashion Police (“The 2014 Academy Awards”) – Fashion do’s and don’ts from the 2014 Academy Awards; guest star Jen Rade. (E!)

10:00 PM

Castle (“In the Belly of the Beast”) – Beckett is asked to assist with a narcotics investigation; when a routine undercover operation goes awry; Beckett faces dangerous men from the New York underworld. (ABC)

Intelligence (“Athens”) – When an aggressive virus wipes out Gabriel’s memory, he thinks Jin Cong is good and helps him find a secret document. (CBS)

The Blacklist (“The Judge”) – Red believes he knows who was responsible for a prominent prosecutor’s 12 year disappearance; Red investigates the woman who tempts Tom. (NBC)

Teen Wolf (“The Fox and the Wolf”) – An important clue is revealed in the story of a World War II internment camp; Kira’s role is more crucial, and she discovers unusual abilities. (MTV)

Lost Girl (“Groundhog Fae”) – Bo’s friends are having to much fun celebrating the Yule to realize that she has gone missing. (Syfy)

Archer (“Archer Vice: Baby Shower”) – Archer forces Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene for Lana’s baby shower gift. (FX)

Those Who Kill [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Homicide Detective Catherine Jensen enlists the help of forensic psychologist Thomas Schaeffer in tracking down a serial killer. (A&E)

Southern Charm [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Peter Pan ‘Sin’Drome”) – Whitney Sudler-Smith hosts a garden party; one Charmer brings home a young society girl. (Bravo)

Beat Bobby Flay [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Welcome To New York!”) – Kentucky chef Anthony Lamas and Washington chef Jennifer Nguyen bring the battle to the Big Apple for a chance to Beat Bobby Flay. (Food Network)

Private Lives of Nashville Wives (“Fun Sponge”) – The women have a girls’ night out; Erika considers if being a stay-at-home mother is fulfilling enough; Cassie and Gary Chapman are eager to have a child of their own. (TNT)

10:30 PM

Chozen (“I’m With the Contraband”) – Chozen launches a criminal enterprise at the university. (FX)

Mystery Diners (“Mascot Mayhem”) – The owner of Zippy’s Giant Burgers in Seattle, hears rumors that his costumed mascot is misbehaving. (Food Network)

11:00 PM

Wolf Watch – Tyler Posey and Linden Ashby discuss “The Fox and the Wolf”; guest DJ Cole Plante. (MTV)

Inside Comedy – Eric Idle; Bob Einstein. (Showtime)

12:00 AM

The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Wendy’s take on the latest hot topics; fashion expert Mary Alice Stephenson discusses fashion at the Academy Awards. (BET)

King (“Chris Harris”) – Ingrid Evans’ brother is serving 15 years for murder, but Jess discovers a key witness may have lied at the trial. (Reelz) [To be followed immediately by another new episode at 1:00 AM ET]

The Pete Holmes Show – Olympic Skeleton Racer John Daly. (TBS)

At Midnight – Chris Jericho; Andy Kindler; Kumail Nanjiani.

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor and writer Seth MacFarlane. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Comic Chris Franjola; comic Arden Myrin; comic Loni Love; actress Cameron Diaz. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Actress Malin Akerman; comedian Jim Jefferies; singer James Durbin. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Author Caitlin Flanagan. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actress Tina Fey; Randy Newman performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Actor Zach Braff; arm transplant recipient Sgt. Brendan Marrocco and his surgeon Dr. Andrew Lee; Future Islands perform. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Toronto Mayor Rob Ford; muppet Gonzo. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers has Journalist Brian Williams; model Naomi Campbell; The Hold Steady performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by TV host Meredith Vieira; actor Josh Radnor. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly features Kaiser Chiefs perform; musician Noah Gundersen. (1:35 AM, NBC)