TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, February 24, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
The Voice [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Blind Auditions Premiere”) – Vocalists compete in blind auditions. (NBC)
The Bachelor – Juan Pablo visits the bachelorettes’ hometowns and meets their families. (ABC)
How I Met Your Mother (“Rally”) – The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding. (CBS)
Almost Human (“Beholder”) – The investigation into the murder of a chrome leads Kennex and Dorian to discover the suspect is using his victims’ DNA to pursue perfection. (FOX)
Switched at Birth (“Memory Is Your Image of Perfection”) – Daphne gets in over her head when she tries to help Sharee; Bay and Toby work to get their parents on the same page; Adrianna clashes with Regina; Travis’ behavior confuses Melody. (ABC Family)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Lines in the Sand”) – All of the ladies, except Carlton, go to Puerto Rico; Joyce spends time with her family; Yolanda and Brandi confront Lisa; Kyle questions her friendship with Lisa; a battle erupts over dinner. (Bravo)
Bitten (“Stalking”) – With the leader of the uprising revealed, the Pack discusses a truce; Elena and Clay go on the attack. (Syfy)
Star-Crossed (“These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends”) – Sophia and Roman get ready for a funeral; Emery tries to talk to Roman but is rebuffed; Drake is abducted. (The CW)
Steven Universe (“Giant Woman”) – Steven urges Amethyst and Pearl to fuse together into a giant woman. (Cartoon Network)
Basketball Wives LA – Brittish throws a “Turkish Tea Party” for the gang; Brandi and Jason seek the help of a fertility specialist before her time runs out. (VH1)
8:30 PM
2 Broke Girls (“And the Married Man Sleepover”) – Caroline recruits Max and Deke to chaperone her date at Nicolas’ loft; Max and Caroline treat themselves to hair appointments. (CBS)
Annoying Orange (“Mash of the Titans”) – A valiant Orange faces off against a king. (Cartoon Network)
9:00 PM
Dallas [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Return”) – Sue Ellen plans a wedding for John Ross and Pamela; John Ross and Bobby dispute over their joint ownership of Southfork Ranch; Elena returns to Dallas with a secret agenda; a mysterious stranger arrives. (TNT)
The Following (“Fly Away”) – Ryan and Max turn to the FBI for back-up on their plan; Joe’s relationship enters uncharted territory; Luke ends up in a troubling situation. (FOX)
The Fosters (“Kids in the Hall”) – Callie’s good deed unintentionally causes trouble for a friend; Brandon makes a deal with an unsavory classmate; tensions boil over between Jesus and Emma; Stef and Lena consider a major family decision. (ABC Family)
Mike & Molly (“Mind Over Molly”) – At Mike’s urging, Molly begrudgingly goes to a therapist (John Michael Higgins). (CBS)
Being Human (“Gallows Humor”) – Sally goes to Donna for help; Aidan and Suzanna come face to face with the truth about their past; Josh and Nora seek help from an old friend. (Syfy)
RuPaul’s Drag Race [SEASON PREMIERE] – Adam Lambert and Mike Ruiz help kick off Season 6. (Logo)
BET Honors 2014 – Aretha Franklin, Berry Gordy, Kenneth Chenault, Carrie Mae Weems and Ice Cube receive honors for contributions to their respective fields; host Wayne Brady. (BET)
Vanderpump Rules (“Secrets Revealed”) – The cast discusses some unaired scenes from the season; host Andy Cohen. (Bravo)
Worst Cooks in America (“Scratching the Surface”) – The recruits learn that great food starts with fresh ingredients when they take a trip to a farm to learn how to cook from scratch. (Food Network)
Cake Boss (“Up, Up & Away”) – A cake delivery in a hot air balloon; Cousin Anthony questions Buddy’s authority; Momma’s trip. (TLC)
Single Ladies (“Tell You No Lies”) – An all-new episode of the reality series about three glamorous best friends. (VH1)
9:30 PM
Mom (“Jail Jail and Japanese Porn”) – Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends. (CBS)
10:00 PM
The Blacklist (“Madeline Pratt”) – Liz helps Tom adjust to the impending adoption; Red reveals a woman from his past is a target; Red convinces Liz to pull off a heist at the Syrian Embassy. (NBC)
Teen Wolf (“Echo House”) – Scott and the others seek an important artifact; Stiles must make a decision about Eichen House. (MTV)
Castle (“Room 147?) – A guilt-ridden woman confesses to a murder, but contradictory evidence and a second confession complicate the case. (ABC)
Intelligence (“Delta Force”) – While in Bolivia with Riley to protect a presidential candidate from assassination, Gabriel is shocked to learn his best friend is the suspect. (CBS)
Archer (“Archer Vice: Southbound and Down”) – Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. (FX)
Lost Girl (“La Fae Époque”) – Bo and Lauren delve into Dyson’s memory when he’s on trial for murder. (Syfy)
Bad Ink (“Tat’s Ink-redible!”) – Dirk teams up with a makeup artist from the TV series Vikings” to pull a prank on Ruckus; a woman wants to cover up bad body art she got at atattoo party”; a man’s ex-wife is pictured on his arm, much to the annoyance of his current spouse. (A&E)
Mystery Diners (“The Great Divide”) – After inheriting some of their staff from the previous owner, the new owners of Sam’s Tavern in Seattle, believe there is a divide between the old guard and their new employees. (Food Network)
Private Lives of Nashville Wives [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Bright Lights, Big City”) – Six prominent Nashville women search for their place in Southern society; singer Sarah Davidson attempts to emerge from her husband’s shadow at the CMA Music Festival. (TNT)
11:00 PM
Wolf Watch (“Wolf Watch 320?) – Shelley Hennig, Bianca Lawson and Leon Thomas discuss the latest episode of Teen Wolf, “Echo House.”
BET Takes Hollywood – The race to the Oscars for this year’s African-American nominees; hosted by Shaun Robinson. (BET)
Cracked (“Voices”) – The team sorts fact from fiction while investigating the murder of a property manager. (Reelz)
Inside Comedy – Andrew Dice Clay; Kevin Nealon. (Showtime)
The Tanning of America: One Nation Under Hip Hop (“Word Is Bond”) – Hip hop from 1970-1986; Blaxploitation films; groundbreaking television; racial strife in New York City; the birth of hip hop; the rise of Def Jam; Run DMC on MTV. (VH1)
Late Night TV Shows
The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Wendy’s take on the latest hot topics; David Arquette (“Happy Face Killer”); viewers can win a Walt Disney World vacation from Wendy. (Midnight, BET)
King (“Isabelle Toomey”) – Chief Graci calls Jess to help solve a cold case that still gnaws at him. (Midnight, Reelz)
At Midnight – An all-new episode of the comedy game show hosted by Chris Hardwick. (Midnight, Comedy Central)
The Pete Holmes Show – Comic Pete Holmes packs in-studio guest interviews, sketches, video pieces and stand-up comedy into a fast-paced half hour. (Midnight, TBS)
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Author Hooman Majd. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately welcomes Actress Julianne Moore. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan features Actor Jonah Hill; actress Lupita Nyong’o; band The John Butler Trio. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Singer and actress Darlene Love. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actress Reese Witherspoon; actor Fred Armisen; Rick Ross performs with The Roots. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actress Kaley Cuoco; Daytona 500 winner; The Fray performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Liam Neeson; animal expert Dave Salmoni. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers has its SERIES PREMIERE with Actress Amy Poehler; Vice President Joe Biden; A Great Big World performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Zooey Deschanel; actress Vera Farmiga; Roddy Hart & The Lonesome Fire performs. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor David Walton; You Won’t performs; actress Jade Catta-Preta. (1:35 AM, NBC)