TV Show Guide For February 24, 2014 (Monday)
TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, February 24, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
The Voice [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Blind Auditions Premiere”) – Vocalists compete in blind auditions. (NBC)
The Bachelor – Juan Pablo visits the bachelorettes’ hometowns and meets their families. (ABC)
How I Met Your Mother (“Rally”) – The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding. (CBS)
Almost Human (“Beholder”) – The investigation into the murder of a chrome leads Kennex and Dorian to discover the suspect is using his victims’ DNA to pursue perfection. (FOX)
Switched at Birth (“Memory Is Your Image of Perfection”) – Daphne gets in over her head when she tries to help Sharee; Bay and Toby work to get their parents on the same page; Adrianna clashes with Regina; Travis’ behavior confuses Melody. (ABC Family)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Lines in the Sand”) – All of the ladies, except Carlton, go to Puerto Rico; Joyce spends time with her family; Yolanda and Brandi confront Lisa; Kyle questions her friendship with Lisa; a battle erupts over dinner. (Bravo)
Bitten (“Stalking”) – With the leader of the uprising revealed, the Pack discusses a truce; Elena and Clay go on the attack. (Syfy)
Star-Crossed (“These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends”) – Sophia and Roman get ready for a funeral; Emery tries to talk to Roman but is rebuffed; Drake is abducted. (The CW)
Steven Universe (“Giant Woman”) – Steven urges Amethyst and Pearl to fuse together into a giant woman. (Cartoon Network)
Basketball Wives LA – Brittish throws a “Turkish Tea Party” for the gang; Brandi and Jason seek the help of a fertility specialist before her time runs out. (VH1)
8:30 PM
2 Broke Girls (“And the Married Man Sleepover”) – Caroline recruits Max and Deke to chaperone her date at Nicolas’ loft; Max and Caroline treat themselves to hair appointments. (CBS)
Annoying Orange (“Mash of the Titans”) – A valiant Orange faces off against a king. (Cartoon Network)
9:00 PM
Dallas [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Return”) – Sue Ellen plans a wedding for John Ross and Pamela; John Ross and Bobby dispute over their joint ownership of Southfork Ranch; Elena returns to Dallas with a secret agenda; a mysterious stranger arrives. (TNT)
The Following (“Fly Away”) – Ryan and Max turn to the FBI for back-up on their plan; Joe’s relationship enters uncharted territory; Luke ends up in a troubling situation. (FOX)
The Fosters (“Kids in the Hall”) – Callie’s good deed unintentionally causes trouble for a friend; Brandon makes a deal with an unsavory classmate; tensions boil over between Jesus and Emma; Stef and Lena consider a major family decision. (ABC Family)
Mike & Molly (“Mind Over Molly”) – At Mike’s urging, Molly begrudgingly goes to a therapist (John Michael Higgins). (CBS)
Being Human (“Gallows Humor”) – Sally goes to Donna for help; Aidan and Suzanna come face to face with the truth about their past; Josh and Nora seek help from an old friend. (Syfy)
RuPaul’s Drag Race [SEASON PREMIERE] – Adam Lambert and Mike Ruiz help kick off Season 6. (Logo)
BET Honors 2014 – Aretha Franklin, Berry Gordy, Kenneth Chenault, Carrie Mae Weems and Ice Cube receive honors for contributions to their respective fields; host Wayne Brady. (BET)
Vanderpump Rules (“Secrets Revealed”) – The cast discusses some unaired scenes from the season; host Andy Cohen. (Bravo)
Worst Cooks in America (“Scratching the Surface”) – The recruits learn that great food starts with fresh ingredients when they take a trip to a farm to learn how to cook from scratch. (Food Network)
Cake Boss (“Up, Up & Away”) – A cake delivery in a hot air balloon; Cousin Anthony questions Buddy’s authority; Momma’s trip. (TLC)
Single Ladies (“Tell You No Lies”) – An all-new episode of the reality series about three glamorous best friends. (VH1)
9:30 PM
Mom (“Jail Jail and Japanese Porn”) – Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends. (CBS)
10:00 PM
The Blacklist (“Madeline Pratt”) – Liz helps Tom adjust to the impending adoption; Red reveals a woman from his past is a target; Red convinces Liz to pull off a heist at the Syrian Embassy. (NBC)
Teen Wolf (“Echo House”) – Scott and the others seek an important artifact; Stiles must make a decision about Eichen House. (MTV)
Castle (“Room 147?) – A guilt-ridden woman confesses to a murder, but contradictory evidence and a second confession complicate the case. (ABC)
Intelligence (“Delta Force”) – While in Bolivia with Riley to protect a presidential candidate from assassination, Gabriel is shocked to learn his best friend is the suspect. (CBS)
Archer (“Archer Vice: Southbound and Down”) – Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. (FX)
Lost Girl (“La Fae Époque”) – Bo and Lauren delve into Dyson’s memory when he’s on trial for murder. (Syfy)
Bad Ink (“Tat’s Ink-redible!”) – Dirk teams up with a makeup artist from the TV series Vikings” to pull a prank on Ruckus; a woman wants to cover up bad body art she got at atattoo party”; a man’s ex-wife is pictured on his arm, much to the annoyance of his current spouse. (A&E)
Mystery Diners (“The Great Divide”) – After inheriting some of their staff from the previous owner, the new owners of Sam’s Tavern in Seattle, believe there is a divide between the old guard and their new employees. (Food Network)
Private Lives of Nashville Wives [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Bright Lights, Big City”) – Six prominent Nashville women search for their place in Southern society; singer Sarah Davidson attempts to emerge from her husband’s shadow at the CMA Music Festival. (TNT)
11:00 PM
Wolf Watch (“Wolf Watch 320?) – Shelley Hennig, Bianca Lawson and Leon Thomas discuss the latest episode of Teen Wolf, “Echo House.”
BET Takes Hollywood – The race to the Oscars for this year’s African-American nominees; hosted by Shaun Robinson. (BET)
Cracked (“Voices”) – The team sorts fact from fiction while investigating the murder of a property manager. (Reelz)
Inside Comedy – Andrew Dice Clay; Kevin Nealon. (Showtime)
The Tanning of America: One Nation Under Hip Hop (“Word Is Bond”) – Hip hop from 1970-1986; Blaxploitation films; groundbreaking television; racial strife in New York City; the birth of hip hop; the rise of Def Jam; Run DMC on MTV. (VH1)
Late Night TV Shows
The Wendy Williams Show (“Hot Topics”) – Wendy’s take on the latest hot topics; David Arquette (“Happy Face Killer”); viewers can win a Walt Disney World vacation from Wendy. (Midnight, BET)
King (“Isabelle Toomey”) – Chief Graci calls Jess to help solve a cold case that still gnaws at him. (Midnight, Reelz)
At Midnight – An all-new episode of the comedy game show hosted by Chris Hardwick. (Midnight, Comedy Central)
The Pete Holmes Show – Comic Pete Holmes packs in-studio guest interviews, sketches, video pieces and stand-up comedy into a fast-paced half hour. (Midnight, TBS)
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Author Hooman Majd. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately welcomes Actress Julianne Moore. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan features Actor Jonah Hill; actress Lupita Nyong’o; band The John Butler Trio. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Singer and actress Darlene Love. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actress Reese Witherspoon; actor Fred Armisen; Rick Ross performs with The Roots. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actress Kaley Cuoco; Daytona 500 winner; The Fray performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Liam Neeson; animal expert Dave Salmoni. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Seth Meyers has its SERIES PREMIERE with Actress Amy Poehler; Vice President Joe Biden; A Great Big World performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Zooey Deschanel; actress Vera Farmiga; Roddy Hart & The Lonesome Fire performs. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor David Walton; You Won’t performs; actress Jade Catta-Preta. (1:35 AM, NBC)