TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, January 16, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
The 19th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards [LIVE] – Honoring cinematic achievements; Aisha Tyler hosts; actor Forest Whitaker receives the Joel Siegel Award. (The CW)
American Idol XIII (“Auditions No. 2?) – Hopefuls audition in Austin, Texas and San Francisco. (FOX)
The Taste (“Guilty Pleasures”) – The contestants put their own spin on dishes favored by the mentors; two cooks are sent home; guest judge Aaron Sanchez. (ABC)
Community (“Cooperative Polygraphy”) – A team of investigators has the study group take lie detector tests before they can be considered for distributions from Pierce’s will. (NBC)
Project Runway All Stars (“Season 3 Reunion Special”) – Alyssa Milano reunites the 11 All Star designers from this season; also includes an appearance by Debbie Harry and unseen footage. (Lifetime)
Guinness World Records Unleashed (“Flipper”) – A martial artist breaks boards with her hair; a firefighter tries to break the record for most bottles broken with his palm; a soccer player becomes a human dolphin in a breathtaking water attempt. (truTV)
8:30 PM
Parks and Recreation (“New Beginnings”) – Leslie and Ben start new jobs; Donna, April and Andy prank Ben; Tom readies himself for a big presentation; Ann and Chris consider the future. (NBC)
9:00 PM
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Manper”) – Sugar Bear gets a Man Camper; Pumpkin primps the girls; a trip to the Redneck Games. (TLC)
Under the Gunn [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Who Is Under the Gunn?”) – A group of designers compete to catch the eye of the mentors in a 6-hour challenge; the tables are turned on the mentors. (Lifetime)
White Collar (“Shot Through the Heart”) – When Neal and Peter pursue an assassin, they realize he may be the one pulling Neal’s strings. (USA Network)
Couples Therapy (“New Couple Controversy”) – Dr. Jenn takes Taylor to task for her rude behavior; Ghostface’s comments cause Kelsey to storm out; Jon and Liz join the house. (VH1)
Braxton Family Values (“They Threw a Shoe at You?”) – The girls take matters into their own hands when Miss E is threatened. (WE tv)
Sean Saves the World (“The Wrath of Sean”) – When Max decides to go into business with the man who had an affair with Sean’s ex-wife, Sean tries to stop him from causing further havoc; Lorna goes on a juice cleanse in an effort to fit into her old college uniform. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Shy Extrovert and the Rescuer”) – A shy TV host needs Patti’s help to find a man; a fire insurance salesman has a habit of dating women who need help. (Bravo)
Chopped: Canada (“Disheveled Until Dessert”) – Four chefs find themselves in a pickle; one chef gets the cold shoulder; a boozy basket yields two spectacular desserts. (Food Network)
Farm Kings (“Ponds and Pavilions”) – Getting ready for the festival in a few short weeks. (GAC)
9:30 PM
The Michael J. Fox Show (“Couples”) – Annie and Mike try to keep a new set of friends; Eve puts on an edgy persona for a boy she likes; an embarrassing incident. (NBC)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (“The Birds and The Boos”) – Anna and Jessica have boyfriends; awkward sex talks; Alana feels left out. (TLC)
10:00 PM
Parenthood (“Jump Ball”) – Not everyone attends Camille’s welcome home party; Joel spends long hours away from Julia; Hank confronts his problems. (NBC)
Crazy Hearts: Nashville (“Love Me When You’re Lonely”) – Lee wants to make an important statement at her birthday party; Heather looks into Hannah’s affairs; drunken Jimmy sends a romantic text message to April; Billups’ drinking could ruin his second chance with Amy. (A&E)
Courtney Loves Dallas (“Courtney Loves Herself!”) – A job opportunity causes Courtney to blow off Tori’s birthday party preparations; Tori is crushed when Courtney chooses a photo shoot over attending her party. (Bravo)
Party Down South (“Black Out”) – Eight southern personalities come together in one house to work hard and party even harder. (CMT)
The Spoils of Babylon (“Kicking the Habit”) – Devon and Lady Anne fall in love leaving Cynthia jealous and angry; in desperation, Devon turns to drugs and poetry. (IFC)
Ridiculousness (“Stevie Ryan”) – Stevie Ryan; “Jamie-Lynns”; “Jelly Limbs”; “Getting Dookied.” (MTV)
Ground Floor (“The Decision: Part Two”) – Brody tries to come up with a better option than choosing between Mansfield and Jenny; Threepeat stays with Harvard after losing his apartment. (TBS)
Welcome to Myrtle Manor [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Something’s Fishy in the Manor”) – Becky is put to the test; Jared investigates Chelsey; Amanda organizes a party. (TLC)
Mob Wives (“Loose Lips”) – Alicia is attacked in the tabloids; the women speculate over the information leak; Ang, Drita and Renee try to support Alicia. (VH1)
SWV Reunited [SERIES PREMIERE] (“SWV’s Comeback”) – The comeback tour begins with a huge show at Wembley Stadium in London, but issues threaten the bond of the group. (WE tv)
10:30 PM
Jerks With Cameras [SERIES PREMIERE] – Pranks are pulled on the public. (MTV)
11:00 PM
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory [SEASON PREMIERE] – The sixth season kicks off. (MTV)
The Brian Boitano Project [SERIES PREMIERE] – Interior walls are knocked down to create an open floor plan; Brian’s dream kitchen is built; Creating the perfect dining room to compliment Brian’s kitchen; a hand-built freestanding fireplace. (HGTV)
Late Night TV Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Steven Brill, columnist for TIME magazine. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic John Caparulo; comic Claire Titelman; comic Ross Mathews; actress Heather Graham. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt; actress Emmy Rossum; band Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Fast food worker Naquasia LeGrand. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actor Mark Harmon; figure skater Gracie Gold; Kristin Chenoweth performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman features Journalist Brian Williams; Rosanne Cash performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Actor Chris Pine; reality TV star Kevin O’Leary; Gregory Porter performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Rapper Drake; actress Ana Gasteyer; Neon Trees performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Kenneth Branagh; comic Christian Finnegan. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly features Comic Patton Oswalt; Icona Pop performs; actor Dominic Cooper. (1:35 AM, NBC)