TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, January 9, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
The Taste (“My Life on a Plate”) – Each mentor shares memories of food that reminds him or her of home, then assigns the team a dish to give a personal spin; two contestants are eliminated. (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (“The Occupation Recalibration”) – Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart’s comic books. (CBS)
Community (“Basic Intergluteal Numismatics”) – Dean Pelton initiates an investigation into an anonymous bandit; Jeff is suspicious when someone makes a confession. (NBC)
Guinness World Records Unleashed (“Hanging Tough”) – A record for rolling frying pans; the longest time running on custard. (truTV)
8:30 PM
Parks and Recreation (“Second Chunce”) – Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London. (NBC)
The Millers (“Miller’s Mind”) – Nathan mimics one of Carol’s rants at work and ends up being rewarded with a news segment to complain on air. (CBS)
9:00 PM
Project Runway All Stars [SEASON FINALE] (“Are U.N. or Are You Out?”) – The designers present collections inspired by their heritage at the world headquarters of the United Nations; the winner is chosen. (Lifetime)
White Collar (“Live Feed”) – Hagen gives Neal his final assignment and a life hangs in the balance. (USA Network)
Couples Therapy (“Love Hurts”) – The couples discuss dark moments from past relationships in the first group session; Farrah discusses her sex tape with Dr. Jenn. (VH1)
Braxton Family Values – An all-new episode. (WE tv)
Sean Saves the World (“Trapped in the Closet (Part 2)”) – Max and Sean team up when Max’s dad returns to be with Lorna; Ellie turns to Liz and Hunter for advice. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“Mr. Superficial and the Nutjob Magnet”) – A superficial man has a hard time connecting with women; a divorced entrepreneur needs help filtering out the crazies. (Bravo)
Chopped: Canada [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Proof Is in the Pudding”) – The chefs make mac and cheese loaf; the chefs struggle to marry some unusual ingredients; butterscotch pudding. (Food Network)
Food Factory (“The Name’s Boondi”) – Cake within a cake; Indian snacks; sugar cookies; Greek spinach twisters. (Bio)
Farm Kings (“Pete’s Carving Calamity”) – Converting the land into an ag-entertainment mecca with CSA customers in the fields. (GAC)
Gypsy Sisters (“A Summer to Remember”) – The road trip comes to an end; Robbie makes a surprise appearance in Tennessee; a girl’s trip to a winery; a dramatic Mellie outburst. (TLC)
9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men (“Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.”) – Lyndsey’s boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him. (CBS)
The Michael J. Fox Show (“Secret”) – Mike worries he is off his game when he is scooped on a story about a mobster living in his building; a statue causes a fight. (NBC)
Food Factory (“Over the Rainbow”) – Rainbow marshmallow squares; wasabi; meatless sausages; mini chocolate croissants. (Bio)
10:00 PM
Elementary (“All in the Family”) – Holmes and Watson investigate the mafia’s connections to a dead body in a barrel; Sherlock tries to make things right with Detective Bell. (CBS)
Parenthood (“Stay a Little Longer”) – Sarah receives good news about a job; Jasmine is less than thrilled when Crosby opens his home to Oliver Rome, whose band has reached a breaking point; Amber is faced with a painful reality. (NBC)
The Assets (“Jewel in the Crown”) – A high-ranking KGB officer, Vitaly Yurchenko, defects to the United States; Aldrich Ames considers drastic measures when Yurchenko reveals knowledge of a CIA mole. (ABC)
Rodeo Girls [SEASON FINALE] (“Barreling Off Into the Sunset”) – Darcy holds a big gala at her estate to celebrate her birthday and the Fourth of July; the women face decisions as the barrel-racing season comes to an end. (A&E)
You Gotta Eat Here! (“Stoney’s Bread Company; Rock Cod Cafe; The Tomahawk”) – An open-faced blackened salmon sandwich on homemade focaccia at Stoney’s Bread Company. (Bio)
You Gotta Eat Here! (“Elgin Street Diner; Schwartz’s Deli; Mrs. Riches Restaurant”) – The cure for what ails you at Elgin Street Diner; a smoked-meat sandwich at Schwartz’s Deli; the K2 Mountain Burger at Mrs. Riches Restaurant. (Bio)
Courtney Loves Dallas (“Courtney Loves Besties”) – Courtney struggles to pull herself together after her meeting with Matt; Tori and Courtney travel to Texas. (Bravo)
Party On (“Marbella”) – Jacqui attempts bullfighting and extreme bridge jumping in Spain; VIP Jacuzzi party. (E!)
The Spoils of Babylon [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Foundling”; “The War Within”) – Best-selling novelist Eric Jonrosh sets the stage for “The Spoils of Babylon,” his epic masterpiece of a family filled with lust, greed, and plenty of drama; Jonas Morehouse digs for oil while his daughter and adopted son begin an affair. (IFC)
A Special Evening With Meryl Streep On: August: Osage County – Meryl Streep and the cast of “August: Osage County” discuss the film and how they brought this award-winning play to the big screen. (Lifetime)
Ridiculousness (“Sterling and Chanel VI”) – Rob, Sterling and Chanel; “Freaking Out Over the New Epidemic”; “Heavy Leg Syndrome.” (MTV)
Ground Floor (“The Decision: Part One”) – Jenny takes a trip to Paris without Brody; Threepeat lies on his resume and must learn fluent Mandarin in one day; Mansfield makes an announcement that could change everything. (TBS)
Gypsy Sisters (“It’s Been One Long, Hot Summer”) – Kayla organizes a luau; Mellie plans a baptism for baby Richard; Sheena and Annie mend their marriages; JoAnn finally fights back when Mellie lashes out. (TLC)
Mob Wives (“Vegas Part Three”) – The women visit a strip club in Las Vegas; Drita must tell Lee she lost thousands; Alicia has to deal with Eddie’s sentencing. (VH1)
10:30 PM
Ridiculousness (“Jamie Lee”) – Jamie Lee; “Girl Code”; “Drunk Sluts”; “Bad With Kids.” (MTV)
Toned Up (“A Perfect Fit for Procrastination”) – Katrina and Karena get distracted while throwing an event. (Bravo)
Late Night TV Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actress Scarlett Johansson. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic Heather McDonald; comic Julian McCullough; comic Gary Valentine; actress Zosia Mamet. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Actor Mark Wahlberg; actress Kathryn Hahn; comedian Chad Daniels. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Producer Jeff Skoll. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actress Leslie Mann; actor David Koechner; Vince Gill performs with Paul Franklin. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman features Journalist Anderson Cooper; actor Bobby Moynihan; Will Hoge performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Actress Kristen Wiig; actor Nick Kroll; Lord Huron performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Comic Wanda Sykes; actor F. Murray Abraham; Parquet Courts perform; Sharon Jones performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Patton Oswalt; actress Hannah New. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly features Comic Doug Benson; NO performs; actress Justine Marino. (1:35 AM, NBC)