TV Show Guide For January 9, 2014 (Thursday)
TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, January 9, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
The Taste (“My Life on a Plate”) – Each mentor shares memories of food that reminds him or her of home, then assigns the team a dish to give a personal spin; two contestants are eliminated. (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (“The Occupation Recalibration”) – Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart’s comic books. (CBS)
Community (“Basic Intergluteal Numismatics”) – Dean Pelton initiates an investigation into an anonymous bandit; Jeff is suspicious when someone makes a confession. (NBC)
Guinness World Records Unleashed (“Hanging Tough”) – A record for rolling frying pans; the longest time running on custard. (truTV)
8:30 PM
Parks and Recreation (“Second Chunce”) – Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London. (NBC)
The Millers (“Miller’s Mind”) – Nathan mimics one of Carol’s rants at work and ends up being rewarded with a news segment to complain on air. (CBS)
9:00 PM
Project Runway All Stars [SEASON FINALE] (“Are U.N. or Are You Out?”) – The designers present collections inspired by their heritage at the world headquarters of the United Nations; the winner is chosen. (Lifetime)
White Collar (“Live Feed”) – Hagen gives Neal his final assignment and a life hangs in the balance. (USA Network)
Couples Therapy (“Love Hurts”) – The couples discuss dark moments from past relationships in the first group session; Farrah discusses her sex tape with Dr. Jenn. (VH1)
Braxton Family Values – An all-new episode. (WE tv)
Sean Saves the World (“Trapped in the Closet (Part 2)”) – Max and Sean team up when Max’s dad returns to be with Lorna; Ellie turns to Liz and Hunter for advice. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“Mr. Superficial and the Nutjob Magnet”) – A superficial man has a hard time connecting with women; a divorced entrepreneur needs help filtering out the crazies. (Bravo)
Chopped: Canada [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Proof Is in the Pudding”) – The chefs make mac and cheese loaf; the chefs struggle to marry some unusual ingredients; butterscotch pudding. (Food Network)
Food Factory (“The Name’s Boondi”) – Cake within a cake; Indian snacks; sugar cookies; Greek spinach twisters. (Bio)
Farm Kings (“Pete’s Carving Calamity”) – Converting the land into an ag-entertainment mecca with CSA customers in the fields. (GAC)
Gypsy Sisters (“A Summer to Remember”) – The road trip comes to an end; Robbie makes a surprise appearance in Tennessee; a girl’s trip to a winery; a dramatic Mellie outburst. (TLC)
9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men (“Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.”) – Lyndsey’s boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him. (CBS)
The Michael J. Fox Show (“Secret”) – Mike worries he is off his game when he is scooped on a story about a mobster living in his building; a statue causes a fight. (NBC)
Food Factory (“Over the Rainbow”) – Rainbow marshmallow squares; wasabi; meatless sausages; mini chocolate croissants. (Bio)
10:00 PM
Elementary (“All in the Family”) – Holmes and Watson investigate the mafia’s connections to a dead body in a barrel; Sherlock tries to make things right with Detective Bell. (CBS)
Parenthood (“Stay a Little Longer”) – Sarah receives good news about a job; Jasmine is less than thrilled when Crosby opens his home to Oliver Rome, whose band has reached a breaking point; Amber is faced with a painful reality. (NBC)
The Assets (“Jewel in the Crown”) – A high-ranking KGB officer, Vitaly Yurchenko, defects to the United States; Aldrich Ames considers drastic measures when Yurchenko reveals knowledge of a CIA mole. (ABC)
Rodeo Girls [SEASON FINALE] (“Barreling Off Into the Sunset”) – Darcy holds a big gala at her estate to celebrate her birthday and the Fourth of July; the women face decisions as the barrel-racing season comes to an end. (A&E)
You Gotta Eat Here! (“Stoney’s Bread Company; Rock Cod Cafe; The Tomahawk”) – An open-faced blackened salmon sandwich on homemade focaccia at Stoney’s Bread Company. (Bio)
You Gotta Eat Here! (“Elgin Street Diner; Schwartz’s Deli; Mrs. Riches Restaurant”) – The cure for what ails you at Elgin Street Diner; a smoked-meat sandwich at Schwartz’s Deli; the K2 Mountain Burger at Mrs. Riches Restaurant. (Bio)
Courtney Loves Dallas (“Courtney Loves Besties”) – Courtney struggles to pull herself together after her meeting with Matt; Tori and Courtney travel to Texas. (Bravo)
Party On (“Marbella”) – Jacqui attempts bullfighting and extreme bridge jumping in Spain; VIP Jacuzzi party. (E!)
The Spoils of Babylon [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Foundling”; “The War Within”) – Best-selling novelist Eric Jonrosh sets the stage for “The Spoils of Babylon,” his epic masterpiece of a family filled with lust, greed, and plenty of drama; Jonas Morehouse digs for oil while his daughter and adopted son begin an affair. (IFC)
A Special Evening With Meryl Streep On: August: Osage County – Meryl Streep and the cast of “August: Osage County” discuss the film and how they brought this award-winning play to the big screen. (Lifetime)
Ridiculousness (“Sterling and Chanel VI”) – Rob, Sterling and Chanel; “Freaking Out Over the New Epidemic”; “Heavy Leg Syndrome.” (MTV)
Ground Floor (“The Decision: Part One”) – Jenny takes a trip to Paris without Brody; Threepeat lies on his resume and must learn fluent Mandarin in one day; Mansfield makes an announcement that could change everything. (TBS)
Gypsy Sisters (“It’s Been One Long, Hot Summer”) – Kayla organizes a luau; Mellie plans a baptism for baby Richard; Sheena and Annie mend their marriages; JoAnn finally fights back when Mellie lashes out. (TLC)
Mob Wives (“Vegas Part Three”) – The women visit a strip club in Las Vegas; Drita must tell Lee she lost thousands; Alicia has to deal with Eddie’s sentencing. (VH1)
10:30 PM
Ridiculousness (“Jamie Lee”) – Jamie Lee; “Girl Code”; “Drunk Sluts”; “Bad With Kids.” (MTV)
Toned Up (“A Perfect Fit for Procrastination”) – Katrina and Karena get distracted while throwing an event. (Bravo)
Late Night TV Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actress Scarlett Johansson. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic Heather McDonald; comic Julian McCullough; comic Gary Valentine; actress Zosia Mamet. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Actor Mark Wahlberg; actress Kathryn Hahn; comedian Chad Daniels. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Producer Jeff Skoll. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actress Leslie Mann; actor David Koechner; Vince Gill performs with Paul Franklin. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman features Journalist Anderson Cooper; actor Bobby Moynihan; Will Hoge performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes Actress Kristen Wiig; actor Nick Kroll; Lord Huron performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Comic Wanda Sykes; actor F. Murray Abraham; Parquet Courts perform; Sharon Jones performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Patton Oswalt; actress Hannah New. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly features Comic Doug Benson; NO performs; actress Justine Marino. (1:35 AM, NBC)