TV Show Guide For January 2, 2014 (Thursday)

TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, January 2, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

Community [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Repilot”) – Jeff returns to Greendale to help his former law partner gather evidence for a lawsuit; thinking Jeff is planning to help save the school, Dean Pelton calls the study group back together. (NBC)

The Taste [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Auditions”) – Cooks compete in the first round of blind taste tests. (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Hesitation Ramification”) – As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny. (CBS)

8:30 PM

Community (“Introduction to Teaching”) – Professor Hickey helps Jeff settle into his new job at Greendale; Abed convinces the study group to take a class focused on Nicolas Cage. (NBC)

The Millers (“Dear Diary”) – When Debbie thinks Carol and Nathan are reading her diary, she and Adam devise a fake entry in order to prove it. (CBS)

9:00 PM

The Crazy Ones (“The Face of a Winner”) – After an account mix-up, Sydney becomes addicted to a video game. (CBS)

Project Runway All Stars (“Big Losses, Bigger Gains”) – A month-long fitness competition to inspire the customers. (Lifetime)

Sean Saves the World (“Sean the Fabulous”) – Sean tries to get more involved at Ellie’s school; Liz and Hunter make an unsettling discovery when they become roommates; Max seeks a diversion. (NBC)

The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Late Bloomer and the Gay Hugh Hefner”) – Rosie has had very few relationships; Andrew is looking for a special mate. (Bravo)

Farm Kings (“Big Losses, Bigger Gains”) – A month-long fitness competition to inspire the customers. (GAC)

Gypsy Sisters (“The Family That Plays Together, Stays Together”) – Kayla meets with Nettie after seeing her apology video; a road trip to unite the family; the group gets wild at an animal park. (TLC)

10:00 PM

Elementary (“The Diabolical Kind”) – Moriarty (Natalie Dormer) is brought in as a consultant on a kidnapping case that Watson and Holmes are investigating; Detective Bell struggles on the path to recovery. (CBS)

Parenthood (“Promises”) – Joel steps in when Ed confronts Julia; in Camille’s absence, Zeek makes a new friend; Carl and Sarah attend a fundraiser. (NBC)

The Assets [SERIES PREMIERE] (“My Name Is Aldrich Ames”) – A rendezvous with a valuable asset goes awry; CIA officer Sandy Grimes’ investigation into the situation reveals more than she expected. (ABC)

Rodeo Girls (“Hot to Trot”) – Tensions mount when Darcy takes the ladies on an unexpected detour during their visit to the Wild West city of Cody, Wyo. (A&E)

Courtney Loves Dallas (“Courtney Loves Love”) – Courtney interviews for an intern; she agrees to meet Matt for dinner, though her friends advise against it. (Bravo)

Party On (“Sardinia”) – Jacqui and Jonathan Cheban get wild on the beach then relax on a luxurious racing yacht. (E!)

Ridiculousness (“Nick Swardson”) – Nick Swardson; “Old and Horny”; “Day Drunks”; “My Car’s a D…” (MTV)

Steven Seagal: Lawman [SEASON PREMIERE] – The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office races to intercept a drug shipment coming up from Mexico; SWAT responds to a narcotics sting gone wrong. (Reelz)

Ground Floor (“Dynamic Duo”) – Jenny fills in for Mansfield’s assistant; Brody has the biggest meeting of his life without Mansfield by his side; Harvard is left in charge downstairs and the power goes to his head. (TBS)

Mob Wives (“Vegas Part Two”) – The ladies try to get Natalie and Renee to reconcile; Drita heads to the casino to try to win back some of the money she lost. (VH1)

10:30 PM

Toned Up [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Tone It Up or Down?”) – Katrina and Karena plan a marketing event. (Bravo)

Steven Seagal: Lawman (“Righteous Justice”) – The team serves a warrant on a man accused of running over a fellow officer; a self-proclaimed pastor looks to score drugs. (Reelz)

Ridiculousness (“Snoop Dogg a.k.a. Snoop Lion”) – Snoop Lion; “Over the Tizzle Celebrizzles”; “Foreign 5-0”; “Too Much Pep.” (MTV)

11:00 PM

Chelsea Lately is joined by Comic John Caparulo; comic Arden Myrin; comic Ben Gleib; actor Adam Scott. (11:00 PM, E!)

Sex/Now – The online sex-craze includes webcams and interactive toys. (HBO)