TV Guide listings for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, January 2, 2014? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
Community [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Repilot”) – Jeff returns to Greendale to help his former law partner gather evidence for a lawsuit; thinking Jeff is planning to help save the school, Dean Pelton calls the study group back together. (NBC)
The Taste [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Auditions”) – Cooks compete in the first round of blind taste tests. (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (“The Hesitation Ramification”) – As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny. (CBS)
8:30 PM
Community (“Introduction to Teaching”) – Professor Hickey helps Jeff settle into his new job at Greendale; Abed convinces the study group to take a class focused on Nicolas Cage. (NBC)
The Millers (“Dear Diary”) – When Debbie thinks Carol and Nathan are reading her diary, she and Adam devise a fake entry in order to prove it. (CBS)
9:00 PM
The Crazy Ones (“The Face of a Winner”) – After an account mix-up, Sydney becomes addicted to a video game. (CBS)
Project Runway All Stars (“Big Losses, Bigger Gains”) – A month-long fitness competition to inspire the customers. (Lifetime)
Sean Saves the World (“Sean the Fabulous”) – Sean tries to get more involved at Ellie’s school; Liz and Hunter make an unsettling discovery when they become roommates; Max seeks a diversion. (NBC)
The Millionaire Matchmaker (“The Late Bloomer and the Gay Hugh Hefner”) – Rosie has had very few relationships; Andrew is looking for a special mate. (Bravo)
Farm Kings (“Big Losses, Bigger Gains”) – A month-long fitness competition to inspire the customers. (GAC)
Gypsy Sisters (“The Family That Plays Together, Stays Together”) – Kayla meets with Nettie after seeing her apology video; a road trip to unite the family; the group gets wild at an animal park. (TLC)
10:00 PM
Elementary (“The Diabolical Kind”) – Moriarty (Natalie Dormer) is brought in as a consultant on a kidnapping case that Watson and Holmes are investigating; Detective Bell struggles on the path to recovery. (CBS)
Parenthood (“Promises”) – Joel steps in when Ed confronts Julia; in Camille’s absence, Zeek makes a new friend; Carl and Sarah attend a fundraiser. (NBC)
The Assets [SERIES PREMIERE] (“My Name Is Aldrich Ames”) – A rendezvous with a valuable asset goes awry; CIA officer Sandy Grimes’ investigation into the situation reveals more than she expected. (ABC)
Rodeo Girls (“Hot to Trot”) – Tensions mount when Darcy takes the ladies on an unexpected detour during their visit to the Wild West city of Cody, Wyo. (A&E)
Courtney Loves Dallas (“Courtney Loves Love”) – Courtney interviews for an intern; she agrees to meet Matt for dinner, though her friends advise against it. (Bravo)
Party On (“Sardinia”) – Jacqui and Jonathan Cheban get wild on the beach then relax on a luxurious racing yacht. (E!)
Ridiculousness (“Nick Swardson”) – Nick Swardson; “Old and Horny”; “Day Drunks”; “My Car’s a D…” (MTV)
Steven Seagal: Lawman [SEASON PREMIERE] – The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office races to intercept a drug shipment coming up from Mexico; SWAT responds to a narcotics sting gone wrong. (Reelz)
Ground Floor (“Dynamic Duo”) – Jenny fills in for Mansfield’s assistant; Brody has the biggest meeting of his life without Mansfield by his side; Harvard is left in charge downstairs and the power goes to his head. (TBS)
Mob Wives (“Vegas Part Two”) – The ladies try to get Natalie and Renee to reconcile; Drita heads to the casino to try to win back some of the money she lost. (VH1)
10:30 PM
Toned Up [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Tone It Up or Down?”) – Katrina and Karena plan a marketing event. (Bravo)
Steven Seagal: Lawman (“Righteous Justice”) – The team serves a warrant on a man accused of running over a fellow officer; a self-proclaimed pastor looks to score drugs. (Reelz)
Ridiculousness (“Snoop Dogg a.k.a. Snoop Lion”) – Snoop Lion; “Over the Tizzle Celebrizzles”; “Foreign 5-0”; “Too Much Pep.” (MTV)
11:00 PM
Chelsea Lately is joined by Comic John Caparulo; comic Arden Myrin; comic Ben Gleib; actor Adam Scott. (11:00 PM, E!)
Sex/Now – The online sex-craze includes webcams and interactive toys. (HBO)