TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, December 9, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!
Note: All TV show guide times are EST.
8:00 PM
The Voice [LIVE] (“Live Semi-Final Performances”) – The top artists perform. (NBC)
Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town – A mailman (the voice of Fred Astaire) explains why Santa has whiskers, lives at the North Pole and brings presents once a year. Animated. (ABC)
Almost Human (“Blood Brothers”) – Kennex and Dorian must protect a witness in a major murder trial; Capt. Maldonado butts heads with a defendant. (FOX)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Palm Springs Breakers”) – The ladies travel to Palm Springs for a girls’ bonding trip; Kyle is surprised when Carlton confronts her about a list of issues; Brandi reveals that she and Carlton made out; Carlton finally reveals she is a practicing Wiccan. (Bravo)
Love & Hip Hop (“Messy All Over the World”) – Erica and Cyn find love in Panama; Peter delivers an ultimatum; Yandy gets an important message from Mendeecees; Tara confronts Peter. (VH1)
Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special – Po learns that his duties as Dragon Warrior will prevent him from spending his favorite holiday, the Winter Feast, with his family. (The CW)
Bakery Boss: Bigger & Batter (“Violet’s Bake Shop”) – Violet’s son Michael quit his job to work at her bakery but she won’t let him make changes; Buddy tries to convince her updates need to be made; tweets, facts and bonus scenes. (TLC)
8:30 PM
Merry Madagascar – Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria must deliver the presents to save Christmas when Santa gets amnesia following an accident on his sleigh. (The CW)
9:00 PM
The Sing-Off [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Sing Off Is Back!”) – The groups try to make a good first impression on the judges. (NBC)
Sleepy Hollow (“The Golem”) – When Ichabod gets Henry Parrish to help him communicate with Katrina, a threatening force is released from purgatory. (FOX)
One Direction iHeartRadio Album Release Party – The band members discuss their new album with Ryan Seacrest and perform; an exclusive clip of “One Direction: This Is Us.” (The CW)
Mike & Molly (“Shoeless Molly Flynn”) – Molly needs to curb her spending on shoes to keep peace in her marriage. (CBS)
The Great Christmas Light Fight [SERIES PREMIERE] – Four families transform their homes for the holidays in hope of winning $50,000. (ABC)
Bonnie & Clyde (“Part 2?) – Bonnie pushes Clyde to commit more dangerous crimes to generate headlines. (A&E, History, Lifetime)
Vanderpump Rules (“Lisa’s Angels”) – Lisa and the SUR staff take part in the Gay Pride Parade; Stassi finds out that Jax is back to his womanizing ways; Kristen finds new evidence about Tom and Ariana’s relationship. (Bravo)
Bakery Boss (“Kristi G’s Cupcakes & More”) – Kristi quit her corporate job in Texas to open a cupcake shop; Buddy tries to solve the bakery’s issues. (TLC)
Major Crimes (“All In”) – When a body is found at a country club, the squad’s investigation leads them down a money trail; Flynn is distracted on the job; Rusty questions Emma’s intentions. (TNT)
Chrissy & Mr. Jones – Jim gives Pudie some of the profits from Jr. Vamp; Chrissy believes a child should not walk around with so much money. (VH1)
9:30 PM
Black Ink Crew (“Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil”) – Coley and Kathy face each other for the first time since their violent encounter; Ceaser is torn between his friends and his woman; Dutchess reacts negatively to not being invited to Puma’s wedding. (VH1)
10:00 PM
Hostages (“The Cost of Living”) – Brian wants to expose Duncan to the police, but changes his mind when he sees evidence of Ellen and Duncan getting close. (CBS)
Best Funeral Ever (“Candy/Hollywood Funeral”) – A casket dipped in chocolate; remembering a mother with a funeral fit for a movie star. (TLC)
After Shock: Heidi & Spencer – Go beyond the headlines with Heidi and Spencer; get the ups and downs of their very public personas and their plans for a family. (E!)
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (“South of the Border”) – In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, a taco joint turns out fresh octopus tacos; stuffed fish with lobster sauce; taquito trifecta and sushi with a Mexican flair. (Food Network)
Generation Cryo (“We’re Your Family”) – Bree bonds with Paige and Molly, who help her with a major breakthrough. (MTV)
10:30 PM
Best Funeral Ever (“Horror/Game Show Homegoing”) – Zombies for a former horror enthusiast; planning a funeral with a game show theme. (TLC)
Late Night TV Shows
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Idris Elba. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic James Davis; comic Jen Kirkman; writer Brad Wollack; author Jesse Bering. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Snoop Dogg; June Diane Raphael; 7 Days of Funk featuring Snoopzilla and Dam Funk. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Author David Keith. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by TV personality Simon Cowell; news anchor Megyn Kelly; MS MR performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman features TV host Stephen Colbert; actor Ian McKellan; Chvrches performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes TV host Queen Latifah; Cage the Elephant performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Actress Amy Adams; actor Oscar Isaac; Jack Johnson performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Singer Demi Lovato; comic Louie Anderson. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Last Call With Carson Daly features Soko performs; artist Rebecca Sugar. (1:35 AM, CBS)