TV Show Guide For September 26, 2013 (Thursday)

TV Guide for Thursday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, September 26, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

The Big Bang Theory [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Hofstadter Insufficiency”) – Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex. (CBS)

Parks and Recreation [SEASON PREMIERE] (“London, Parts 1 & 2?) – Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level. (NBC)

The X Factor USA (“Judges’ Deliberations: Top 40 Revealed”) – The judges choose the top 40 acts. (FOX)

8:30 PM

The Big Bang Theory (“The Deception Verification”) – Leonard and Sheldon’s friendship is tested; Wolowitz’s relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity. (NBC)

9:00 PM

Glee [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Love, Love, Love”) – The glee club performs The Beatles songs; Blaine and Kurt consider their future together; Rachel’s ambitions take a surprising turn. (FOX)

Grey’s Anatomy [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Seal Our Fate; I Want You With Me”) – Following the storm, a mudslide injures first responders and citizens; Meredith faces a decision that will impact a loved one; Callie is rocked by Arizona’s infidelity; the doctors receive devastating news. (ABC)

The Crazy Ones [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Simon tries to convince Kelly Clarkson to record a jingle for a client. (CBS)

The Michael J. Fox Show [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – After five years, Mike Henry return to the workplace, forcing him to learn to juggle his home, family and career again. (NBC)

Project Runway (“Next Generation…”) – The designers are inspired by young people who are making a difference. (Lifetime)

Four Weddings: Unveiled (“… and a Pilgrim”) – Jessica and her groom unveil their wrist tattoos during their backyard wedding; Lynette has her big day at a working cattle farm; Wendy’s guests are greeted by pilgrims; Nicole’s guests are treated to a boat cruise around Boston Harbor. (TLC)

Tamar & Vince (“For the Record”) – Tamar and Vince promote their album; Tamar’s pregnancy photo shoot. (WE tv)

9:30 PM

Two and a Half Men [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Nangnangnangnang”) – Charlie’s 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family. (CBS)

The Michael J. Fox (“Neighbor”) – Mike confronts a noisy neighbor who develops a crush on him; Ian tries to court Eve’s friend; Leigh is mistaken for a single mom. (NBC)

Anger Management (“Charlie and the Grad Student”) – Charlie competes with Nolan for a hot grad student; Martin and Ed come up with a patriotic scam. (FX)

10:00 PM

Elementary [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Step Nine”) – Sherlock must face his past when he travels to London to revisit an old case; Watson learns more about Sherlock’s pre-New York life; Sherlock’s brother, Mycroft, reveals some secrets. (CBS)

Parenthood [SEASON PREMIERE] (“It Has to be Now”) – The new Braverman baby causes a stir; Kristina takes on another kind of fight; Joel and Julia face challenges; Hank returns; Amber’s boyfriend returns home. (NBC)

Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell (“Windy City Face-Off”) – Anne puts four internationally inspired chefs to the test for the Chef de Cuisine position at Tavernita in Chicago. (Food Network)

Let It Ride (“A Tale of Two Harleys”) – Zach gets a commission to customize a Harley for a rich client. (NatGeo)

Something Borrowed, Something New: Unveiled (“A Blogger’s Bridal Bliss”) – Bridgette is a popular bridal blogger whose gown must impress; her mom would love for her to get married in her gown. (TLC)

10:30 PM

Supermarket Superstar [SEASON FINALE] (“The Finale”) – Three cooks who have won in their individual categories return to compete for the grand prize. (Lifetime)

Something Borrowed, Something New: Unveiled (“Dad’s Bride and Joy”) – Gina’s dad suggests she wear a modest heirloom but she craves more modern options. (TLC)

11:00 PM

The Pitch (“1-800-FLOWERS.com”) – Los Angeles advertising agencies want to work with 1-800-FLOWERS.com. (AMC)

Polyamory: Married & Dating (“Coming Around”) – A reality series explores non-monogamous, committed relationships involving more than two people. (Showtime)

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Robin Williams. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Comic Jeff Wild; comic Fortune Feimster; actor Ross Mathews; chef Cat Cora. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Actor Andy Samberg; musician Slash. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Shark wrangler Chris Fischer. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus; author Ron Paul; Little Big Town performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Singer Bono; actor Johnny Galecki; Kings of Leon perform. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actress Rebel Wilson; chef Anthony Bourdain; Avril Lavigne performs; Unnecessary Censorship. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features Actress Tina Fey; Goldfrapp performs; Thundercat performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt; actress Maggie Grace. (12:35 AM)