Believe it or not. A cow fell through the roof of a small house in southeastern Brazil on Wednesday and dropped eight feet onto a man who was in bed, killing him while narrowly missing his wife.
Caratinga police say Joao Maria de Souza, 45, and his wife were sleeping when the 1.5-ton cow fell through the asbestos roof and on top of him.
According to reports, the cow escaped from a nearby farm located near the victim’s house. It wandered off, grazing in the hills nearby when it wandered onto the man’s roof.
The wife of the victim suffered no injuries.
Should have had the chicken
What the hell was Nancy Grace doing on this guy’s roof?