TV Show Guide. What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, May 23, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV guide. Happy watching! Note: All times are EST.
8:00 PM
Wipeout (“Wipeout Family Values”) – Teams of two family members tackle obstacles that include It’s No Picnic, Aunt Patty Cake and Octopushy. (ABC)
Save Me [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Book of Beth”) – After a near-death experience, Beth starts receiving messages from God; Beth is confronted by her husband’s mistress. (NBC)
Hell’s Kitchen (“8 Chefs Compete”) – The chefs create ethnic dishes with select ingredients; a team falls behind before dinner service begins. (FOX)
Big Time Rush (“Big Time Bonus”) – Gustavo gives the boys a bonus for all of their hard work; Carlos hires a personal assistant; James buys a snake; Kendall buys a truck full of oranges; Logan is unable to resist tipping. (Nick)
8:30 PM
Save Me (“Take It Back”) – Beth tries to make amends with friends she offended in the past; Tom must adjust to his wife’s new ability to communicate with God. (NBC)
Wendell & Vinnie (“The Dutch & Us”) – Wendell befriends a lonely exchange student; Vinnie tries to help when Wendell’s new friend abandons him for a more popular crowd. (Nick)
9:00 PM
Motive (“Crimes of Passion”) – Detectives question the ex-boyfriend of a teenager killed in a hit-and-run. (ABC)
Does Someone Have To Go? [SERIES PREMIERE] (“VMS, Part 1?) – When control of a family-owned business, Velocity Merchant Services, is turned over to employees, staff members realize that solving personnel problems is more complicated than they expected. (FOX)
Showville [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Holland, Michigan”) – Hollywood coaches audition Michigan locals for a talent show. (AMC)
Buying Alaska (“Off the Grid”) – Ryan and Skippy want to be able to get everything they need to live right on their own land but after buying a series of homes with major problems, they want this home to be their own piece of Alaska. (Discovery)
Four Weddings (“…and the Harlem Shake”) – Cheerleader Chancy gets a welcome to her reception with the Harlem Shake; Marcela has a Peruvian party; Amanda’s historic venue; Chantall’s dogs are formally dressed. (TLC)
Braxton Family Values (“Go Hard or Go Home”) – Traci is singing at a basketball game. But her sisters are no where to be found. (WE TV)
9:30 PM
Buying Alaska (“Flying Home”) – Jackson Meyer, a licensed pilot, and his wife Kandi, look for a remote cabin in Seldovia. (Discovery)
10:00 PM
Rookie Blue [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Surprises”) – Nick and Andy go missing while working under cover to infiltrate a meth pipeline; Swarek and the other officers find themselves in the middle of a rescue operation; Andy works to deal with all the change going on around her. (ABC)
Hannibal (“Trou Normand”) – The team hunts a killer who makes a totem pole out of his victims’ corpses; Jack and Alana question Abigail about Nick Boyle’s death; when Abigail agrees to write a book with Freddy Lounds, she reveals a secret to Hannibal. (NBC)
Small Town Security (“JJK for Sale”) – Captain plans to sell Chief’s mustang; Brian takes Christa on a stakeout; Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger. (AMC)
The Graham Norton Show – Actor Daniel Radcliffe; actress Isla Fisher; director Baz Luhrmann; comic Ed Byrne; Wretch 32 performs. (BBC America)
Men at Work (“The Gibbs-Orcism”) – Milo and Gibbs hide the fact that they know Tyler’s new girlfriend very well; Neal and Amy try to avoid the “anniversary curse.” (TBS)
Tabatha Takes Over (“House of Synergy”) – Reg Mangone, owner of House of Synergy Salon and Spa, has lost control over his business. (Bravo)
Property Wars (“Wipe Out”) – Scott attention is drawn to the first property but Doug won’t let it go without a fight; one of the men go to the E.R. (Discovery)
Giving You the Business (“Handle With Care”) – The managers at 16 Handles are secretly put to the test; a customer tips the scales with her supersize order; a salesman makes a stink; a rowdy dodge ball team overtakes the store. (Food)
The Show With Vinny – A$AP Rocky attends an Italian family dinner; Vinny has breakfast with The Saturdays. (MTV)
Four Weddings (“…and an Ice Cream Truck”) – Wedding planner Krista puts on a chic affair; Crystal has an ice cream truck; Melissa has a non-traditional Indian wedding to her country boy fiance; Allison loves anything sweet and sparkly. (TLC)
10:30 PM
Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous (“Zach Stone Is Gonna Make a Sex Tape”) – Christy asks Zach out on a date and insists on bringing the cameras; Zach wonders if there is a sex tape in his future. (MTV)
Property Wars (“Puzzling Addition”) – Scott finds a property he hopes is for a snowbird client; Doug and Ed are drawn to a small property. (Discovery)
11:00 PM
Gigolos (“Just for Licks”) – Ash’s life partner visits, sparking a debate about open relationships; Vin turns to the dark side for a client’s fantasy; the guys do a victory lap. (Showtime)
Parental Discretion With Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (“Happy Meals”) – Feeding children; organic foods; fast food. (Nick)
LATE NIGHT SHOWS
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Morgan Freeman. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Ludacris, promoting Fast & Furious 6; John Caparulo; Heather McDonald; Ryan Stout. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Vin Diesel; Steve Schirripa; The Mowgli’s. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Journalist Christopher Chivers. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actor Tyler Perry; actress Isla Fisher; Shout Out Louds perform. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actor Mark Ruffalo; Scrabble champions; Reggie Watts performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features Actress Julianne Moore; actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; chef Danny Bowien; Boz Scaggs performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)
Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actress Michelle Rodriguez; singer Hanni El Khatib; The Men perform. (1:35 AM, NBC)