TV Show Guide For May 23, 2013 (Thursday)

TV Show Guide. What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, May 23, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV guide. Happy watching! Note: All times are EST.

8:00 PM

Wipeout (“Wipeout Family Values”) – Teams of two family members tackle obstacles that include It’s No Picnic, Aunt Patty Cake and Octopushy. (ABC)

Save Me [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Book of Beth”) – After a near-death experience, Beth starts receiving messages from God; Beth is confronted by her husband’s mistress. (NBC)

Hell’s Kitchen (“8 Chefs Compete”) – The chefs create ethnic dishes with select ingredients; a team falls behind before dinner service begins. (FOX)

Big Time Rush (“Big Time Bonus”) – Gustavo gives the boys a bonus for all of their hard work; Carlos hires a personal assistant; James buys a snake; Kendall buys a truck full of oranges; Logan is unable to resist tipping. (Nick)

8:30 PM

Save Me (“Take It Back”) – Beth tries to make amends with friends she offended in the past; Tom must adjust to his wife’s new ability to communicate with God. (NBC)

Wendell & Vinnie (“The Dutch & Us”) – Wendell befriends a lonely exchange student; Vinnie tries to help when Wendell’s new friend abandons him for a more popular crowd. (Nick)

9:00 PM

Motive (“Crimes of Passion”) – Detectives question the ex-boyfriend of a teenager killed in a hit-and-run. (ABC)

Does Someone Have To Go? [SERIES PREMIERE] (“VMS, Part 1?) – When control of a family-owned business, Velocity Merchant Services, is turned over to employees, staff members realize that solving personnel problems is more complicated than they expected. (FOX)

Showville [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Holland, Michigan”) – Hollywood coaches audition Michigan locals for a talent show. (AMC)

Buying Alaska (“Off the Grid”) – Ryan and Skippy want to be able to get everything they need to live right on their own land but after buying a series of homes with major problems, they want this home to be their own piece of Alaska. (Discovery)

Four Weddings (“…and the Harlem Shake”) – Cheerleader Chancy gets a welcome to her reception with the Harlem Shake; Marcela has a Peruvian party; Amanda’s historic venue; Chantall’s dogs are formally dressed. (TLC)

Braxton Family Values (“Go Hard or Go Home”) – Traci is singing at a basketball game. But her sisters are no where to be found. (WE TV)

9:30 PM

Buying Alaska (“Flying Home”) – Jackson Meyer, a licensed pilot, and his wife Kandi, look for a remote cabin in Seldovia. (Discovery)

10:00 PM

Rookie Blue [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Surprises”) – Nick and Andy go missing while working under cover to infiltrate a meth pipeline; Swarek and the other officers find themselves in the middle of a rescue operation; Andy works to deal with all the change going on around her. (ABC)

Hannibal (“Trou Normand”) – The team hunts a killer who makes a totem pole out of his victims’ corpses; Jack and Alana question Abigail about Nick Boyle’s death; when Abigail agrees to write a book with Freddy Lounds, she reveals a secret to Hannibal. (NBC)

Small Town Security (“JJK for Sale”) – Captain plans to sell Chief’s mustang; Brian takes Christa on a stakeout; Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger. (AMC)

The Graham Norton Show – Actor Daniel Radcliffe; actress Isla Fisher; director Baz Luhrmann; comic Ed Byrne; Wretch 32 performs. (BBC America)

Men at Work (“The Gibbs-Orcism”) – Milo and Gibbs hide the fact that they know Tyler’s new girlfriend very well; Neal and Amy try to avoid the “anniversary curse.” (TBS)

Tabatha Takes Over (“House of Synergy”) – Reg Mangone, owner of House of Synergy Salon and Spa, has lost control over his business. (Bravo)

Property Wars (“Wipe Out”) – Scott attention is drawn to the first property but Doug won’t let it go without a fight; one of the men go to the E.R. (Discovery)

Giving You the Business (“Handle With Care”) – The managers at 16 Handles are secretly put to the test; a customer tips the scales with her supersize order; a salesman makes a stink; a rowdy dodge ball team overtakes the store. (Food)

The Show With Vinny – A$AP Rocky attends an Italian family dinner; Vinny has breakfast with The Saturdays. (MTV)

Four Weddings (“…and an Ice Cream Truck”) – Wedding planner Krista puts on a chic affair; Crystal has an ice cream truck; Melissa has a non-traditional Indian wedding to her country boy fiance; Allison loves anything sweet and sparkly. (TLC)

10:30 PM

Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous (“Zach Stone Is Gonna Make a Sex Tape”) – Christy asks Zach out on a date and insists on bringing the cameras; Zach wonders if there is a sex tape in his future. (MTV)

Property Wars (“Puzzling Addition”) – Scott finds a property he hopes is for a snowbird client; Doug and Ed are drawn to a small property. (Discovery)

11:00 PM

Gigolos (“Just for Licks”) – Ash’s life partner visits, sparking a debate about open relationships; Vin turns to the dark side for a client’s fantasy; the guys do a victory lap. (Showtime)

Parental Discretion With Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (“Happy Meals”) – Feeding children; organic foods; fast food. (Nick)

LATE NIGHT SHOWS

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Morgan Freeman. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Ludacris, promoting Fast & Furious 6; John Caparulo; Heather McDonald; Ryan Stout. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Vin Diesel; Steve Schirripa; The Mowgli’s. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Journalist Christopher Chivers. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by Actor Tyler Perry; actress Isla Fisher; Shout Out Louds perform. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actor Mark Ruffalo; Scrabble champions; Reggie Watts performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features Actress Julianne Moore; actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; chef Danny Bowien; Boz Scaggs performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actress Michelle Rodriguez; singer Hanni El Khatib; The Men perform. (1:35 AM, NBC)