TV Show Guide For May 2, 2013 (Thursday)

What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Thursday, May 2, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV guide. Happy watching! Note: All times are EST.

8:00 PM

American Idol (“Results Show”) – Contestants face elimination; Harry Connick, Jr.; David Cook performs. (FOX)

The Vampire Diaries (“She’s Come Undone”) – In hope of turning Elena’s humanity back on, Damon and Stefan provoke her in a new, brutal way; Rebekah receives unsolicited advice from Matt; Katherine is suspicious of an offer from Bonnie. (The CW)

Wife Swap [SEASON FINALE] (“Markiewicz/Zusin”) – A laid-back mother switches places with a strict disciplinarian. (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Proton Resurgence”) – Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj’s pet. (CBS)

Community (“Heroic Origins”) – Convinced that the study group was destined to meet, Abed pieces together everyone’s past — revealing that their lives have always been intertwined; Chang tries to destroy Greendale once and for all. (NBC)

Big Time Rush (“Big Time Invasion”) – The boys try to stop the invasion of a British boy band; the boys hire a music manager to help Gustavo; a rift forms between band members. (Nick)

8:30 PM

The Office (“Livin the Dream”) – Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam. (NBC)

Two And A Half Men (“My Bodacious Vidalia”) – With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman. (CBS)

Wendell & Vinnie (“Baseball & Bad Dates”) – Vinnie wants to teach Wendell to love baseball. (Nick)

9:00 PM

Grey’s Anatomy (“Do You Believe in Magic”) – Bailey continues to shut everyone out; Owen worries that Ethan could end up in foster care; a new craniofacial specialist comes to the hospital to work on a young patient; a magician’s assistant needs medical attention after a trick goes awry. (ABC)

Person of Interest (“Zero Day”) – When a virus causes the machine to malfunction, numbers are issued irregularly; the team searches for an extremely elusive tech millionaire. (CBS)

Glee (“Wonder-ful”) – The glee club members perform Stevie Wonder songs; Artie receives potentially life-changing news; Rachel prepares for her callback. (FOX)

Beauty and the Beast (“Anniversary”) – Vincent is jealous when Cat asks Gabe to attend a family remembrance of her mother; Cat uncovers information that makes her wonder if her mother is still alive; the mayor is shot at a public event. (The CW)

Hillbilly Blood (“Barter: Money Can’t Buy Everything”) – Spencer and Eugene are living off the land and making do with little, but one day they find a tool worth having. (Discovery)

Project Runway (“Season 11 Reunion Special”) – 16 designers reminisce about their experiences on the show; fashion editor Zanna Roberts Rassi hosts. (Lifetime)

America’s Worst Tattoos (“Party Dogs and Evil Cupcakes”) – A Top Chef winner with a loser tattoo; a homemade tattoo gone wrong; a woman gets a cupcake tattoo. (TLC)

Braxton Family Values (“What’s Cookin’ in the Oven”) – Every Braxton sister has a child except for one, but that might all change sooner than later. (WE TV)

9:30 PM

Parks and Recreation [SEASON FINALE] (“Are You Better Off?”) – Leslie commemorates her first year as a city councilor; April receives life-changing news; Tom considers a business opportunity. (NBC)

Anger Management (“Charlie and Kate’s Dirty Pictures”) – Charlie gets jealous and uses a patient to spy on Kate. (FX)

Hillbilly Blood (“Stranded: The Journey Home”) – Spencer’s truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and he and Eugene face a potentially deadly journey home. (Discovery)

10:00 PM

Elementary (“A Landmark Story”) – After receiving information from Sebastian Moran (Vinnie Jones), Sherlock resumes his search for Moriarty. (CBS)

Scandal (“A Woman Scorned”) – The team makes a shocking discovery while investigating the mole; Fitz orders Jake to keep Olivia safe; Cyrus must clean up after Mellie’s ultimatum. (ABC)

Hannibal (“Entrée”) – Alana and Jack are contacted by a former colleague who thinks he has the Chesapeake Ripper in custody; Jack opens up to Hannibal. (CBS)

Men at Work (“The Good, the Bad & the Milo”) – Milo decides to break it off with Molly; Tyler and Gibbs disagree with the owner of their favorite restaurant; Neal is asked to fire an employee. (TBS)

The Graham Norton Show – Formula one driver Lewis Hamilton; comic Dara O’Briain; filmmaker Pedo Almodovar; Alison Moyet performs. (BBC America)

The Show With Vinny – Lil’ Wayne visits Vinny’s family, then he and Vinny go to a skate park; Jenna Marbles and Vinny video chat with Snooki. (MTV)

Hillbilly Blood [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Moonshining Secrets”) – Eugene and Spencer go on a mission to track down a mystery moonshiner who has overtaken Eugene’s spot as top bootlegger in the holler and learn his secrets to a better brew; braving freezing rivers will be a part of the process. (Discovery)

Blinging Up Baby – Lives of celebrity moms and their children. (E!)

Giving You the Business (“Espresso Yourself”) – Four of la prep’s employees are put to the test; a businessman sets up a mobile office; a tour guide raises eyebrows. (Food Network)

NY Ink (“Granny Is Inked and Amis Is Angry!”) – The shop has 100 angry customers on its hands when Tim Hendricks doesn’t show up for his guest spot. (TLC)

10:30 PM

Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – A young man decides to skip college and find fame on a self-funded reality show. (MTV)

Upload With Shaquille O’Neal (“Al Jackson”) – Shaq goes on a search for his missing pants; Godfrey’s prayers are answered when it starts raining women. (truTV)

Hillbilly Blood (“Church and Snake”) – To try to keep mountain traditions alive, Spencer and Eugene help a local preacher in need of snakes for a Pentecostal church service. (Discovery)

11:00 PM

Gigolos (“The Spurt Locker”) – Bradley seeks help from the others when he is challenged to surpass a client’s wildest fantasies; Ash and Brace attend a yoga session. (Showtime)

LATE NIGHT SHOWS

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Eric Greitens. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Ryan Lochte, promoting his show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?; James Davis; Fortune Feimster; Ryan Stout. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Bob Saget. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Actor Ben Kingsley. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Journalist Matt Lauer; comic Jen Kirkman; AWOLNATION performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman is joined by Reality-TV star Paris Hilton; Miriam Tucker, who swallowed and recovered a diamond; Atlas Genius performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actor Robert Downey Jr.; “Science Bob” Pflugfelder; The Airborne Toxic Event performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features Actor Zach Galifianakis; actress Isla Fisher; art director George Lois; Icona Pop performs; Too $hort performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Pierce Brosnan; comic Tone Bell. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Actor Michael Shannon; journalist Josh Rushing; Foals perform. (1:35 AM, NBC)