Funny and Sweet Valentine Poems

Here are funny yet sweet Valentine poems written by Karl and Joanna Fuchs.

Valentine Poem: If I were…

If I were a key, I would lock you;
If lightning, then I would shock you;
If I were a pier I would dock you;
If I had a band I would rock you.

If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
If I were a house, I would deed you;
On Valentine’s Day, I must plead you,
Valentine, I really need you!

By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Poem: Will You Be My Valentine?

For months I’ve sat and held it in,
It choked inside and hurt like sin.
It made me sweat and steam and stew,
Whenever I caught sight of you.

Thank goodness Valentine’s Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.
This day I’ll say it, come rain or shine…
Will you be my Valentine?

By Karl Fuchs

More poems written by the authors can be found in the book from Amazon with 15% discount: Sentimental Journey: Classic Greeting Card Poems For All Occasions: Say What You Feel-Quickly, Easily, Comfortably, with the Perfect Poem.