Cleveland Cavaliers’s back-to-back league MVP LeBron James will switch to a New York Knicks next season.

Score one for New York

Perks would include a lifetime supply of lap dances, a dedicated “LeBron James Day,” when each girl would don his jersey on stage, and a lifetime pass for free dinners at a New York eatery.

This comes on the heels of a New York magazine cover that depicts James pulling a rolling suitcase, with the headline “Hey LeBron, welcome to New York.”