Funny Snowman Dating Problems Sayings and Quotes Go Viral #SnowmanDatingProblems

IT is going viral — this funny “Snowman Dating Problems” #SnowmanDatingProblems sayings and quotes!

Here are some of them:

#SnowmanDatingProblems They get a lot of colds

Her tampon was WAY too absorbent. The date was over before dessert. #SnowmanDatingProblems

#SnowmanDatingProblems he’s naked 24/7

They’re always experiencing shrinkage #SnowmanDatingProblems

#SnowmanDatingProblems No cuddling in front of the fireplace.

Melt in your mouth, AND in your hands ? #SnowmanDatingProblems

When you wanna cuddle your girl so bad but you know you’ll probably melt #SnowmanDatingProblems

Spontaneous combustion when he rubs his hands together with glee. #SnowmanDatingProblems

Netflix and Chill is the only date option #SnowmanDatingProblems

He is so cold… #SnowmanDatingProblems

when you trying to light some candles to set the mood but you melt #SnowmanDatingProblems

#SnowmanDatingProblems when you can’t use tinder ‘coz all smartphone screens are heat sensitive.

#SnowmanDatingProblems When the only thing hard is the carrot in your face

He’s gone by the time you wake up in the morning. #SnowmanDatingProblems

Everyone thinks you’re a pervert because your snowballs are always out…#SnowmanDatingProblems

they can’t date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems

That incident in the park where he was caught wearing only a scarf #SnowmanDatingProblems

#SnowmanDatingProblems “women tend to think we’re huge flakes.”

When their nose becomes lunch #SnowmanDatingProblems #animalenrichment

#SnowmanDatingProblems When things start getting hot they start getting soft.

#SnowmanDatingProblems you always leave a trail when you stalk your crush

What is your favorite snowman dating problems saying and quote?

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