Justin Bieber Roast Leaks: Jokes from Kevin Hart, Will Ferrell, Martha Stewart

Comedy Central will soon air the Justin Bieber Roast, which was taped on Saturday. The special will air on March 30, 2015. But you can read some of the best jokes leaks for the Justin Bieber roasting as gathered by People.

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Kevin Hart: “Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time – give the boy an ass-whuppin’ he deserves.”

Kevin Hart: “Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”

Snoop Dogg: “Congratulations Hannibal Buress, you are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him.”

Ron Burgundy: “I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road.”

SNL’s Pete Davidson: “Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance.”

Chris D’Elia: “You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy.”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

Natasha Legerro: “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.”

Ludacris: “Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

Natasha Legerro: “Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow.”

Martha Stewart: “Let’s get to the reason I’m here… to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison. The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. Justin, I’ve been in hard lockup, and you wouldn’t last a week.”

Martha Stewart: “I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia.”

Justin Bieber: “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”
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