TV Show Guide For December 9, 2013 (Monday)

TV Guide listings for Monday! What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, December 9, 2013? Here is the list for your complete TV show guide. Happy TV watching!

Note: All TV show guide times are EST.

8:00 PM

The Voice [LIVE] (“Live Semi-Final Performances”) – The top artists perform. (NBC)

Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town – A mailman (the voice of Fred Astaire) explains why Santa has whiskers, lives at the North Pole and brings presents once a year. Animated. (ABC)

Almost Human (“Blood Brothers”) – Kennex and Dorian must protect a witness in a major murder trial; Capt. Maldonado butts heads with a defendant. (FOX)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“Palm Springs Breakers”) – The ladies travel to Palm Springs for a girls’ bonding trip; Kyle is surprised when Carlton confronts her about a list of issues; Brandi reveals that she and Carlton made out; Carlton finally reveals she is a practicing Wiccan. (Bravo)

Love & Hip Hop (“Messy All Over the World”) – Erica and Cyn find love in Panama; Peter delivers an ultimatum; Yandy gets an important message from Mendeecees; Tara confronts Peter. (VH1)

Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special – Po learns that his duties as Dragon Warrior will prevent him from spending his favorite holiday, the Winter Feast, with his family. (The CW)

Bakery Boss: Bigger & Batter (“Violet’s Bake Shop”) – Violet’s son Michael quit his job to work at her bakery but she won’t let him make changes; Buddy tries to convince her updates need to be made; tweets, facts and bonus scenes. (TLC)

8:30 PM

Merry Madagascar – Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria must deliver the presents to save Christmas when Santa gets amnesia following an accident on his sleigh. (The CW)

9:00 PM

The Sing-Off [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Sing Off Is Back!”) – The groups try to make a good first impression on the judges. (NBC)

Sleepy Hollow (“The Golem”) – When Ichabod gets Henry Parrish to help him communicate with Katrina, a threatening force is released from purgatory. (FOX)

One Direction iHeartRadio Album Release Party – The band members discuss their new album with Ryan Seacrest and perform; an exclusive clip of “One Direction: This Is Us.” (The CW)

Mike & Molly (“Shoeless Molly Flynn”) – Molly needs to curb her spending on shoes to keep peace in her marriage. (CBS)

The Great Christmas Light Fight [SERIES PREMIERE] – Four families transform their homes for the holidays in hope of winning $50,000. (ABC)

Bonnie & Clyde (“Part 2?) – Bonnie pushes Clyde to commit more dangerous crimes to generate headlines. (A&E, History, Lifetime)

Vanderpump Rules (“Lisa’s Angels”) – Lisa and the SUR staff take part in the Gay Pride Parade; Stassi finds out that Jax is back to his womanizing ways; Kristen finds new evidence about Tom and Ariana’s relationship. (Bravo)

Bakery Boss (“Kristi G’s Cupcakes & More”) – Kristi quit her corporate job in Texas to open a cupcake shop; Buddy tries to solve the bakery’s issues. (TLC)

Major Crimes (“All In”) – When a body is found at a country club, the squad’s investigation leads them down a money trail; Flynn is distracted on the job; Rusty questions Emma’s intentions. (TNT)

Chrissy & Mr. Jones – Jim gives Pudie some of the profits from Jr. Vamp; Chrissy believes a child should not walk around with so much money. (VH1)

9:30 PM

Black Ink Crew (“Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil”) – Coley and Kathy face each other for the first time since their violent encounter; Ceaser is torn between his friends and his woman; Dutchess reacts negatively to not being invited to Puma’s wedding. (VH1)

10:00 PM

Hostages (“The Cost of Living”) – Brian wants to expose Duncan to the police, but changes his mind when he sees evidence of Ellen and Duncan getting close. (CBS)

Best Funeral Ever (“Candy/Hollywood Funeral”) – A casket dipped in chocolate; remembering a mother with a funeral fit for a movie star. (TLC)

After Shock: Heidi & Spencer – Go beyond the headlines with Heidi and Spencer; get the ups and downs of their very public personas and their plans for a family. (E!)

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (“South of the Border”) – In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, a taco joint turns out fresh octopus tacos; stuffed fish with lobster sauce; taquito trifecta and sushi with a Mexican flair. (Food Network)

Generation Cryo (“We’re Your Family”) – Bree bonds with Paige and Molly, who help her with a major breakthrough. (MTV)

10:30 PM

Best Funeral Ever (“Horror/Game Show Homegoing”) – Zombies for a former horror enthusiast; planning a funeral with a game show theme. (TLC)

Late Night TV Shows

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Idris Elba. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Chelsea Lately features Comic James Davis; comic Jen Kirkman; writer Brad Wollack; author Jesse Bering. (11:00 PM, E!)

Conan welcomes Snoop Dogg; June Diane Raphael; 7 Days of Funk featuring Snoopzilla and Dam Funk. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Author David Keith. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is joined by TV personality Simon Cowell; news anchor Megyn Kelly; MS MR performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features TV host Stephen Colbert; actor Ian McKellan; Chvrches performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live welcomes TV host Queen Latifah; Cage the Elephant performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Actress Amy Adams; actor Oscar Isaac; Jack Johnson performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Singer Demi Lovato; comic Louie Anderson. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly features Soko performs; artist Rebecca Sugar. (1:35 AM, CBS)