White House Alien Caught In Video

They call it the “Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guard” in the White House. Is there a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for Pres. Obama. National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden has some fun things to say.

“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Hayden said. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.”