TV Show Guide For March 18, 2013 (Monday)

What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 18, 2013? Here is the list for your TV show guide.

8:00 PM EST

Dancing With the Stars [SEASON PREMIERE] – The couples perform for the judges. (ABC)

The Biggest Loser [SEASON FINALE] (“Live Finale”) – All the contestants from this season reunite; the teens show off their transformations; the winner is announced. (NBC)

How I Met Your Mother (“The Fortress”) – Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily’s job as the Captain’s art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall. (CBS)

Bones (“The Doom in the Gloom”) – The investigation into the death of a former Marine leads the team to a group obsessed with preparing for the apocalypse; Sweets finds an apartment. (FOX)

The Carrie Diaries (“The Long and Winding Road Not Taken”) – Carrie is torn between spending her birthday with her friends or an opportunity to mingle with New York’s literati; Mouse tries to impress a Harvard alum; Dorrit looks for a gift for Carrie. (The CW)

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (“To Each Her Own”) – Amy finds what she believes to be the perfect wedding dress at a thrift store; Ethan wants to fly to Texas to talk to Kathy’s parents; Anne questions Robie’s paternity; George and Kathleen meet celebrity Chaz Bono. (ABC Family)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“A Shot Through the Heart”) – Adrienne’s new vodka line launch party; Paul and Adrienne’s separation. (Bravo)

Continuum [SEASON FINALE] – Kiera tries to stop the bombing of a building. Alec is kidnapped by Liber8 when he realizes Juian is under their sway. (Syfy)

E! News – Top entertainment news stories of the day. (E!)

Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling (“Wedded For Disaster”) – Nettie, Kayle and Laura suspect Mellie may be pregnant despite her denial; Nettie and Lottie Mae refuse to speak to each other; Mellie has serious doubts about the wedding. (TLC)

Love & Hip Hop (“Do the Right Thing”) – Erica fights to get her man back; Olivia learns a secret; Tahiry prepares for a meaningful trip. (VH1)

8:30 PM EST

Rules of Engagement (“Role Play”) – Jeff hatches a plan after forgetting to make a reservation for him and Audrey at a popular restaurant with a long waiting list; Russell and Liz go to a meeting for sex addicts. (CBS)

Chasing the Saturdays (“SatsOnTheRox”) – The Saturdays’ first headlining show in America is threaten by vocal issues and unexpected news. (E!)

9:00 PM EST

The Following (“Love Hurts”) – Ryan and Parker try to outwit their new leader; Joe demands information on Claire’s location from Ryan; past followers return. (FOX)

2 Broke Girls (“And the Temporary Distraction”) – When the ladies take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max is hit on by the boss. (CBS)

Dallas (“Ewings Unite!”) – J.R.’s will has lasting ramifications for Southfork and the family legacy; Pamela proves her loyalty to John Ross; Christopher’s relationship with Elena is tested; Drew is forced to betray the Ewings. (TNT)

Being Human (“For Those About to Rot”) – Aidan makes a sacrifice to protect Josh and Nora; Aidan remembers his wife and son. (Syfy)

Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling (“Who’s Your Daddy?”) – Mellie’s honeymoon phase is short-lived, a pregnancy complication sends her to the hospital and she spends time in jail; Kayla and Richard must deal with their daughter dating an older gypsy boy. (TLC)

Storage Wars (“The Big Boy vs. the Heavyweight”) – The bidders roll into La Habra, Calif.; Darrell squares off against a former professional fighter; Jarrod and Brandi meet a nerd; Barry relaxes with a famous golfing friend. (A&E)

Black Ink Crew (“Judgment Day”) – Dutchess reveals a secret to Ceaser; Puma surprises Sassy with big news; Ted drops a bomb on Ceaser. (VH1)

9:30 PM EST

Mike & Molly (“St. Patrick’s Day”) – Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick’s Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick’s Day excursions. (CBS)

Storage Wars (“The Kook, the Chief, His Son, and the Brothers”) – The buyers encounter fierce competition from “The Kings of Swag” in Lake Elsinore, Calif.; Jarrod and Brandi feud; an item has an astronomical price tag. (A&E)

10:00 PM EST

Deception [SEASON FINALE] (“I’ll Start With the Hillbilly”) – Edward makes a difficult decision and seeks revenge; after the investigation into Vivian’s death is reopened, her killer is revealed. (NBC)

Castle (“Scared to Death”) – Castle and Beckett tackle one of their creepiest cases yet when a woman appears to have been scared to death by a “haunted” DVD; Castle fears for his life after he accidentally watches the video. (ABC)

Hawaii Five-0 (“Na Ki’i”) – When a murder victim lands in Dog the Bounty Hunter’s vehicle, Catherine goes under cover and investigates at a local roller derby. (CBS)

Bates Motel [SERIES PREMIERE] (“First You Dream, Then You Die”) – Widow Norma Bates and her shy teenage son, Norman, seek a fresh start in a coastal town filled with secrets; the arrival of an unexpected guest turns the Bates’ lives upside down. (A&E)

LA Shrinks (“Carry the Weight”) – Clients take a trip to the sex shop; twin brothers with different sexual orientations; a client that despises overweight people. (Bravo)

Burning Love (“Skating, Roller Skating”) – Julie and Vivian reveal secrets; one lady is sent home; Mark gets a surprise visitor. (E!)

Teen Mom 2 (“So Hard to Say Goodbye”) – Chelsea is frustrated about moving; Leah makes a decision about her love life; Jenelle fights with Kieffer; Kailyn and Javi take a big step. (MTV)

Lost Girl (“The Ceremony”) – Reality and fantasy converge as Bo confronts her ultimate challenge; Trick dreads the meaning of something he sees. (Syfy)

Monday Mornings (“One Fine Day”) – Ty and Tina receive a call from Afghanistan; Sydney thinks a happy infant may have an undiagnosed neurological problem; Sung and Hooten are caught in a legal situation with a brain dead patient. (TNT)

La La’s Full Court Life (“No Money, Mo’ Problems”) – La La’s acting career is on the rise; Po enjoys success as a music artist, but turns to La La for support. (VH1)

10:30 PM EST

After Lately (“Mrs. Chandler, Are You Trying to Seduce Me?”) – Jiffy fears that Chelsea’s hired him to ghostwrite a book for her dog as a way to take their relationship to the next level, Brad and Sarah investigate an able-bodied accountant who uses a handicap placard to score VIP parking, and a sponsor floods the office with free house slippers. (E!)

La La’s Full Court Life (“The Goodbye Girls”) – La La has a difficult time facing Kiyan’s first day of kindergarten; Po and Dice drop a bombshell. (VH1)

11:00 PM EST

World of Jenks (“Facing Your Fears”) – Chad, Kaylin and D-Real must overcome fears to move on with their lives. (MTV)

Inside Comedy (“Will Ferrell; Betty White”) – Will Ferrell and Betty White are featured. (Showtime)

Late Night Shows

Chelsea Lately is joined by Aaron Eckhart; John Caparulo; Michael Yo; Josh Wolf. (E!)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Actor Morgan Freeman; Olympic wrestlers Rulon Gardner and Henry Cejudo; The James Hunter Six performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Actress Selena Gomez; comic Bob Sarlatte; Killer Mike performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt; actor Steven Yeun. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon welcomes Actor Nicolas Cage; actor Mike Birbiglia; the latest “All-Star Celebrity Apprentice” castoff; Kip Moore performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Seth Green; actress Jenna-Louise Coleman. (12:35 AM, CBS)