TV Show Guide For March 4, 2013 (Monday)

What TV shows will you be watching tonight, Monday, March 4, 2013? Here is the list for your TV show guide.

8:00 PM EST

The Bachelor (“The Women Tell All”) – Controversial bachelorette Tierra gets the chance to defend herself; fan favorite bachelorettes confront one another and Sean; Chris and Sean surprise fans at viewer parties; sneak peek of the season finale. (ABC)

The Biggest Loser (“Makeover”) – Fashion expert Tim Gunn and hairstylist Ken Paves give the contestants makeovers; the contestants hope they lost enough weight to gain immunity. (NBC)

Bones (“The Survivor in the Soap”) – The team investigates the death of a young man whose remains were found at a hazardous waste disposal facility; Cam and Arastoo struggle to keep their relationship secret; Brennan and Booth try to decide where to take their vacation. (FOX)

The Carrie Diaries (“Hush Hush”) – Carrie is thrilled when a lock-in at the school provides the perfect cover for a night out in Manhattan with Larissa and her Interview co-workers; Harlan talks Tom into going on a double-date. (CW)

Switched at Birth (“Uprising”) – Carlton students stage a demonstration on the eve of the play “Romeo and Juliet” in an effort to keep their school open; presented in American Sign Language. (ABC Family)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (“The Real Housewives of Paris Part Deux”) – The women explore Paris while jogging, shopping and visiting; Kim is late for a cooking class. (Bravo)

Continuum (“Playtime”) – Kiera and Carlos investigate a video game company that is the only tie between two murder-suicides. (Syfy)

Love & Hip Hop (“Closing the Book”) – Rich confronts Erica about her wrongdoings; Joe wants to change after a revelation about his treatment of Tahiry. (VH1)

8:30 PM EST

Rules of Engagement (“Fountain of Youth”) – Jeff and Audrey try to prove parenthood won’t make them boring; Timmy gets Russell to go with him to a nursing home. (CBS)

Chasing the Saturdays (“KeepCalmAndSatsOn”) – Una struggles over whether she should stay in London; Frankie gets an opportunity. (E!)

9:00 PM EST

Dallas (“The Furious and the Fast”) – Bobby enlists the help of his brother to retaliate against John Ross and Sue Ellen; Pamela is caught between Christopher and John Ross; Christopher and John Ross compete in a car race. (TNT)

The Following (“Let Me Go”) – Joe Carroll makes a case to be transferred to a different facility, raising Ryan’s suspicions; Emma and Joey come across one of Roderick’s men. (FOX)

90210 (“Life’s a Beach”) – Liam decides to open a surfboard shop, but things get complicated when he gets romantically involved with his first investor; Dixon asks Silver to direct Michaela’s first music video. (CW)

Vanderpump Rules (“Reunion”) – The cast of “Vanderpump Rules” reunites to discuss the season. (Bravo)

Being Human (“Your Body is a Condemned Wonderland”) – Liam returns with an agenda for Aidan; Sally tries to figure out what’s wrong with her body; Nick hides a secret. (Syfy)

Black Ink Crew (“So Much on My Biscuit”) – Ceaser and Dutchess cut their trip short; Alex and O’S… face each other for the first time since he went to jail. (VH1)

10:00 PM EST

Deception (“Good Luck With Your Death”) – Robert begins to suspect Joanna’s motives and flies in her mother to help uncover the truth; Joanna investigates Julian’s girlfriend; Mia offers to donate her bone marrow; Sofia visits an old acquaintance in prison. (NBC)

Monday Mornings (“The Legend and the Fall”) – The surgeons question the cognitive abilities of one of the hospital’s elder statesmen; a competitive swimmer has a seizure in the emergency room; Tina performs a risky procedure; Sydney criticizes Lieberman for a misdiagnosis. (TNT)

Teen Mom 2 (“The Future Is Now”) – Leah is torn between Corey and Jeremy; Adam wants to see Aubree; Jenelle finishes probation; Kailyn takes Isaac to Jo’s place. (MTV)

Lost Girl (“There’s Bo Place Like Home”) – Bo returns home to the farm with Kenzi to face her old demons and a new one in order to clear way for the path she will soon be forced to take. (Syfy)

LA Shrinks [SERIES PREMIERE] – A client with bedroom issues; Dr. V’s husband takes a business trip; a client with anger issues. (Bravo)

Burning Love (“Bull Riding & Belly Laughs”) – Haley impresses Mark with her zest for life; Mandy compromises her values during a date. (E!)

Undercover Boss Canada (“Canlan Ice Sports”) – The largest private owner of sports facilities in North America. (TLC)

La La’s Full Court Life (“Always Bet on La La”) – La La is worried she will spend too much money while at a casino pool party. (VH1)

10:30 PM EST

After Lately (“Gay for Jiffy”) – Sarah uses a fake assistant to book a hotel room; Heather buys a baby doll; Jiffy thinks the repairman has a crush on him. (E!)

La La’s Full Court Life (“Carmelo’s Full Court Dedication”) – La La tries to squeeze in an audition before the Carmelo Anthony Foundation’s annual charity event in Puerto Rico. (VH1)

Late Night Shows

Chelsea Lately is joined by NeNe Leakes; Chris Franjola; Nico Santos; Jen Kirkman. (11:00 PM, E!)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart has Actor Paul Rudd. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Conan welcomes Jane Lynch; Justin Chon; Sarah Darling (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Kirk Bloodsworth. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features Entrepreneur Sean “Diddy” Combs; actor Ben Hoffman; Sean Rowe performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actress Katheryn Winnick; actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (12:35 AM, CBS)