New Year 2013 Quotes Funny Jokes

 

Happy New Year everyone!

Send some funny New Year Quotes this 2013. Send some New Year jokes to your family and friends.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account ~ Oscar Wilde

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. ~ Anonymous

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~ Mark Twain

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