Happy New Year everyone!
Send some funny New Year Quotes this 2013. Send some New Year jokes to your family and friends.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account ~ Oscar Wilde
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. ~ Anonymous
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~ Mark Twain
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