Send some funny New Year Quotes this 2013. Send some New Year jokes to your family and friends.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account ~ Oscar Wilde
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. ~ Anonymous
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~ Mark Twain