Fathers Day Jokes in Time For Father’s Day

Have some fun. Send your father some Father’s Day jokes this Fathers Day 2011.

– Do fathers always snore? “No – only when they are asleep!”

– What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? “Spook when you’re spooken to!”

Poor Preacher
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.”
“Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”

Read the Label
A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy kitties and 2 girl kitties. “How do you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied, “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

Glass of Water
“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”

Wrong Weapon
Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. “Well, Dad,” said Aaron, “I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.” “Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.” “I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”