Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Wanna make someone smile this Thanksgiving day? Send him or her funny Thanksgiving quotes. Here are few quotes I found.

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”
–Michael Dresser

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”
–P.J. O’Rourke

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
–Phyllis Diller

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”
– Johnny Carson

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger