Is Stephen Colbert Gay?

If you constantly watch the Stephen Colbert show, you might think he is gay? But is he really gay? “Noooo! I can’t be gay! I’m a happily married Conservative just like Ted Haggert and Larry Craig!” Colbert lamented.

He also used his masculine habit of beer drinking, and the Bud Light Lime he’s been relentlessly advertising, as an example. But soon he starts to doubt himself, saying “I’m here. I may be queer. I might as well get used to it!” and promptly starts preparing for his cover story on People.

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